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User currently offlinebjorn14 From Norway, joined Feb 2010, 3470 posts, RR: 2
Posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2561 times:

A friend of mine is opening a burger place (along the lines of White Castle/Krystal) and needs a name. I thought I'd throw it out to the marketing geniuses here on A.net.


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User currently offlinemt99 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 6594 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2532 times:
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Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
A friend of mine is opening a burger place (along the lines of White Castle/Krystal) and needs a name. I thought I'd throw it out to the marketing geniuses here on A.net.

Would we get royalties if the name is selected?



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User currently offlinefalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6105 posts, RR: 29
Reply 2, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2477 times:
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I would go with something that sounds unhealthy. There are a lot of people who are sick and tired of being told what to eat and how everything they like is bad. If you gave a place a unhealthy sounding name I bet a lot of people would try it because of the name. If the food is good they will keep coming back! Something like "Greasy _fill in name of friend_ " comes to mind.

Quoting mt99 (Reply 1):
Would we get royalties if the name is selected?

I'll settle for a couple of free lunches.



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User currently offlineKLASM83 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 630 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2474 times:

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
White Castle/Krystal

The only thing I can come up when I think of those chains is "MouthBurger".


I'll take my royalties in lifetime free meals, please 



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User currently offlineYOWza From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 4891 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2448 times:

Burgeria.

The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.

YOWza



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User currently offlineLGWflyer From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2011, 2348 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2440 times:

How about "Burgers!"...? It's easy, simple and says exactly what it offers.


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User currently offlineFingerLakerAv8r From United States of America, joined May 2011, 259 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2434 times:

I think you should call it something that sounds like you about to get your a$$ kicked like "Das Beef" or "Cow Chuckers"

I like my royalties with bacon, ketchup, mustard, onins and lettuce with a Vnialla shake and fries(chips).


User currently offlineCASINTEREST From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 4629 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2421 times:

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
A friend of mine is opening a burger place (along the lines of White Castle/Krystal) and needs a name. I thought I'd throw it out to the marketing geniuses here on A.net.

How about Grease Shots? Slidermania? Ouncers?



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User currently onlineMortyman From Norway, joined Aug 2006, 3943 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2409 times:

Jumbo burgers !

Flying burgers !


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39888 posts, RR: 74
Reply 9, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2398 times:

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
A friend of mine is opening a burger place (along the lines of White Castle/Krystal)

He has my support 100%!
I LOVE White Castle's!   

He'll have to come up with a name of his own otherwise, I want royalties.



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User currently offlinezckls04 From United States of America, joined Dec 2011, 1380 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2396 times:

Quoting FingerLakerAv8r (Reply 6):
"Das Beef"

I second this one.



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User currently offlinesignol From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2007, 3006 posts, RR: 8
Reply 11, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2377 times:

There's a burger van near us whose owner must be called Carl, because it's called "Carlsburger". Complete with the probably trademarked font...

signol



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User currently offlineqantas077 From Australia, joined Jan 2004, 5857 posts, RR: 40
Reply 12, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2322 times:

or just Burger Joint.


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User currently offlinejwhite9185 From United Kingdom, joined May 2007, 1307 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2314 times:

Bobs Burgers....

Actually based off the tv series maybe not!



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User currently offlineflyingturtle From Switzerland, joined Oct 2011, 2414 posts, RR: 13
Reply 14, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2295 times:

Fat'n'happy.

It's the name of a fast-food house I've once visited. They only offer big stuff.



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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19738 posts, RR: 59
Reply 15, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2266 times:

Five Guys Burgers and Fries

Quoting CASINTEREST (Reply 7):
Slidermania?

Sliderhaus!


User currently offlinedesertjets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7780 posts, RR: 16
Reply 16, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2265 times:

How about "The Mad Cow"


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User currently offlineGBLKD From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2011, 345 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2257 times:

Quoting signol (Reply 11):
There's a burger van near us whose owner must be called Carl, because it's called "Carlsburger". Complete with the probably trademarked font...

signol

You somewhere near Thetford?, I'm sure he's on the A11.


User currently offlineCASINTEREST From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 4629 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2254 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 15):
Sliderhaus!

Sounds great if we are going Nordic here.


But it would have to be Sliderhouse if there is no beer on tap.



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User currently offlineRevelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 12571 posts, RR: 25
Reply 19, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2250 times:

Quoting CASINTEREST (Reply 18):
Sounds great if we are going Nordic here.

But it would have to be Sliderhouse if there is no beer on tap.

Even better reason to go with "Sliderhaus"!  



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User currently offlineRara From Germany, joined Jan 2007, 2093 posts, RR: 2
Reply 20, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2236 times:

Quoting falstaff (Reply 2):
I would go with something that sounds unhealthy. There are a lot of people who are sick and tired of being told what to eat and how everything they like is bad. If you gave a place a unhealthy sounding name I bet a lot of people would try it because of the name. If the food is good they will keep coming back! Something like "Greasy _fill in name of friend_ " comes to mind.

Hm, not sure about that. I'm not one of the health brigade, but I'd probably give a place called "Greasy Mike" a miss.

Quoting FingerLakerAv8r (Reply 6):
"Das Beef"

That's great!  



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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19738 posts, RR: 59
Reply 21, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2201 times:

Quoting FingerLakerAv8r (Reply 6):
"Das Beef"

Or...

"Here's the Beef!" Or "Here da Beef!"

Or... maybe I should just keep my day job.


User currently offlineUltimateDelta From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 2127 posts, RR: 6
Reply 22, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2194 times:

Quoting zckls04 (Reply 10):

Add me too.  



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39888 posts, RR: 74
Reply 23, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 2110 times:

Ok how about these;

-The Burger Snatch
-The Burger Box
-The Burger Dugout (if near a baseball park)
-The Beaver Burger
-The Burger Dive



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User currently offlinetugger From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 5612 posts, RR: 8
Reply 24, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 2097 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 15):
Sliderhaus!

How about: Sliderhaus Rules!....

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
A friend of mine is opening a burger place

Can we assume this is to located in Norway?

My thoughts:

Hambers

Norgood Burgers

Veldigod Burgers

Deligod Burgers

Smak Burger (or in honor of Superfly: Smak Meat  )

Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
geniuses here on A.net.

There's you problem!!  

Tugg



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User currently offlineflash330 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2010, 36 posts, RR: 0
Reply 25, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 2102 times:

Burger off?! Burger me?!

User currently offlineAirstud From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 2670 posts, RR: 3
Reply 26, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 2094 times:

Burger Alarm


(This message is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. I should have thought long and hard before posting a message in this forum and made it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.)



Pancakes are delicious.
User currently offlinejohnkrist From Sweden, joined Jan 2005, 1399 posts, RR: 6
Reply 27, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 2085 times:
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How about Burgeoisie since we all know burger chains are big evil capitalists  And the fact that burgers aren't really food for the bourgeoisie in the first place...


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User currently offlineStarAC17 From Canada, joined Aug 2003, 3380 posts, RR: 9
Reply 28, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 2070 times:

Although there is really not a lot of humour in this place I have to mention Grill'd.


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User currently offlinen6238p From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 508 posts, RR: 0
Reply 29, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 2020 times:

Burgers Burgers Burgers

It's perfect.



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User currently offlinefridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1442 posts, RR: 10
Reply 30, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 1997 times:
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How about: "Grill Up!" or "Burger Up!"

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User currently offlinesignol From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2007, 3006 posts, RR: 8
Reply 31, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1947 times:

Quoting GBLKD (Reply 17):
You somewhere near Thetford?, I'm sure he's on the A11.

Correct   I drive past on my way to and from work.

signol



Flights booked: none :(
User currently offlineER757 From Cayman Islands, joined May 2005, 2530 posts, RR: 7
Reply 32, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1918 times:

Quoting falstaff (Reply 2):
I would go with something that sounds unhealthy.

You mean something long the lines of "Fatburger?" That definitely has worked out well for them, your idea has merit.
With that in mind, how about "The Clogged Artery?" Their feature could be "angioplasty on a bun."

Full disclosure - there are few things on Earth I enjoy eating more than a well-made cheeseburger


User currently offlinefoppishbum From Taiwan, joined Mar 2006, 826 posts, RR: 0
Reply 33, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1903 times:

Be careful with naming a burger joint!
"Man suffers heart attack while eating at Heart Attack Grill (Video)"

Quote:
In a story almost too bizarre to be true, a man suffered a heart attack after eating a "triple bypass burger" at the Heart Attack Grill in downtown Las Vegas, local affiliate Fox5 reports.



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User currently offlinestasisLAX From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 3283 posts, RR: 6
Reply 34, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1901 times:

Quoting desertjets (Reply 16):
How about "The Mad Cow"

Priceless - LMAO!

How about "Chubby's Hamburgers"  



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User currently offlinepetertenthije From Netherlands, joined Jul 2001, 3369 posts, RR: 12
Reply 35, posted (2 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1895 times:

Quoting desertjets (Reply 16):
How about "The Mad Cow"

I'd add Deli's to that. "The mad cow deli's". Say that fast enough and you´ve got yourself the full mad cow decease.



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User currently offlineKiwiRob From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 7420 posts, RR: 5
Reply 36, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1779 times:

Banging Burgers nuff said

User currently offlinefuturesdpdcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 37, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1730 times:

Buns of Steal ............................... I like mine with bacon.

User currently offlinevarigb707 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 38, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1667 times:

Jack--The-What-A-Burger-In-The-Box.   

User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5478 posts, RR: 12
Reply 39, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1604 times:

Quoting KLASM83 (Reply 3):
The only thing I can come up when I think of those chains is "MouthBurger".


I'll take my royalties in lifetime free meals, please

Some off the cuff names:
ditto on my royalties in free meals.

. "Fir Burger
. "Heart Attack on a Bun"
. "Tasty Coronary"
. "Muff n Stuff" (Hottie scantilly clad waitresses showing leg and tits with a burger on the front of their little panties)
. "Ye old Petting Zoo"
. "Mystery Meat Experience"
. "Dead Cow"
. "Burgerlicious"
. "Ploppies"
. "Ex Lax Max"
. "Condemned"
. "ZippyBeef"



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User currently offlinegeorgiabill From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 580 posts, RR: 0
Reply 40, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1491 times:
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Burger Brew Haus!

Just my 2 cents nothing goes better with your Kobe beer burgers than a locally brewed craftbeer.


User currently offlineAloha717200 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 4504 posts, RR: 15
Reply 41, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1478 times:

Nordic Jack
Arctic Oasis
Burger Stash
Burger Cache
North of 60
Grillhaus Nord
Grillex Big grin

[Edited 2012-03-11 09:11:28]

User currently offlineallrite From Australia, joined Aug 2007, 2085 posts, RR: 4
Reply 42, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1415 times:

Quoting qantas077 (Reply 12):
or just Burger Joint.

Is it a burger you can smoke?

then Weed Burger,
'dam burgers
The High Cow

Now you say like Krystal, so maybe Methburgers

Now if it was a steakhouse...
Wholly Cow
Complete Bull



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User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2294 posts, RR: 7
Reply 43, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1407 times:

Quoting allrite (Reply 42):
Wholly Cow
Complete Bull

Not bad... how about...

"Into Udder Madness?"
sounds more like a milkshake place

I guess it would work better in Sweden... but... who knows.


User currently offlinemandala499 From Indonesia, joined Aug 2001, 6878 posts, RR: 75
Reply 44, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1403 times:

SSS.... slott størrelse storfekjøtt?

*what the?*



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39888 posts, RR: 74
Reply 45, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1396 times:

Quoting stasisLAX (Reply 34):
How about "Chubby's Hamburgers"

I'd eat there!   

Quoting Airstud (Reply 26):
Burger Alarm

  
That may be a winner. Make your check out to Airstud.

Quoting tugger (Reply 24):
Smak Burger (or in honor of Superfly: Smak Meat )

LOL!   

Quoting tugger (Reply 24):
Quoting bjorn14 (Thread starter):
geniuses here on A.net.

There's you problem!!

LOL!   




How about Plump Buns?



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlinebjorn14 From Norway, joined Feb 2010, 3470 posts, RR: 2
Reply 46, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1370 times:

Quoting ER757 (Reply 32):
You mean something long the lines of "Fatburger?" That definitely has worked out well for them,

I liked one of their slogans......... "Converting vegetarians since 1954"



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User currently offlinejohnkrist From Sweden, joined Jan 2005, 1399 posts, RR: 6
Reply 47, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1287 times:
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Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 43):
"Into Udder Madness?"
sounds more like a milkshake place

I guess it would work better in Sweden... but... who knows

Wut? I think you have watched to many episodes of the Muppet Show 



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User currently offlinePellegrine From France, joined Mar 2007, 2449 posts, RR: 8
Reply 48, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1278 times:

Myocardial Infarction Hut


oh boy!!!
User currently offlineRevelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 12571 posts, RR: 25
Reply 49, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1274 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 45):
Quoting stasisLAX (Reply 34):
How about "Chubby's Hamburgers"

I'd eat there!

I'll bet you already have! 
Quoting Pellegrine (Reply 48):
Myocardial Infarction Hut

Decaying Bovine Flesh Shack

Salmonella Shack

Gutbomb Heaven

Squirts



Inspiration, move me brightly!
User currently offlinePellegrine From France, joined Mar 2007, 2449 posts, RR: 8
Reply 50, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1274 times:

Quoting Revelation (Reply 49):
Squirts

I already have that as a name of a club. Club Squirt.  



oh boy!!!
User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2294 posts, RR: 7
Reply 51, posted (2 years 6 months 2 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1257 times:

Quoting johnkrist (Reply 47):
Wut? I think you have watched to many episodes of the Muppet Show 

Nope, it's not the Muppets... It's close to a song title from a Swedish band  


User currently offlinefridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1442 posts, RR: 10
Reply 52, posted (2 years 6 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1179 times:
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Quoting Superfly (Reply 45):
How about Plump Buns?

Works for me!!!   



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User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5478 posts, RR: 12
Reply 53, posted (2 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1101 times:

Quoting fridgmus (Reply 52):

Quoting Superfly (Reply 45):
How about Plump Buns?

Works for me!!!

How about Plumpers
Happy Endings
Loose Meat OK I purloined this one from Roseanne. That was the name of Roseann's and her hottie TV show sister's food joint.



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