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User currently offlineN328KF From United States of America, joined May 2004, 6489 posts, RR: 3
Posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 3327 times:

OK, I'm wracking my brain trying to remember the names of two 1980s B movies. They were teen oriented and were possibly shown on HBO and/or USA Network (possibly both.) My memory of both are rather vague.

1. The first movie was about a misfit teen who didn't fit into modern society. Somehow he wound up traveling back to prehistoric times and met a cavewoman, where he eventually decided that he was happier and elected to stay.
2. The second movie was about a misfit teen (surprise) who winds up doing a deal with the devil. The devil looked a bit like Peter Boyle. This movie was a bit like Bedazzled, but much more campy (if such a thing were possible) and far more low budget. A couple of other things that I remember is that the protagonist wished for a better body, and wound up being a bit of a hunk in the movie. I also remember him walking along the beach talking to the devil.

So...have I jogged any memories?


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User currently offlineN328KF From United States of America, joined May 2004, 6489 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3315 times:

Sorry, wrong forum. Please relocate! Accidentally hit the wrong button.


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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11678 posts, RR: 15
Reply 2, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 3043 times:

Sounds like pretty much every teen movie in the 1980s.

I was hoping this would be a "tell us your favorite 1980s B movie" thread and I could find out how many people have seen "Amazon Women On The Moon"!



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39898 posts, RR: 74
Reply 3, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 3011 times:

Quoting N328KF (Thread starter):
So...have I jogged any memories?

Check out the movie Penitentiary 2.
This movie has so many WTF moments that make it so amazing.
The first one and the third were lame because they were much more serious but the second was so bad that it was good.



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User currently offline2707200X From United States of America, joined Mar 2009, 8545 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2987 times:

Though "Howard the Duck" is somewhat well known it does not fit the obscurity but it does have the feel of a "B" movie.

I don't know if it fits the bill but "The Garbage Pail Kids" was something of interest what I was young. Me and my friends at the time when the movie was released had a huge collection of Garbage Pail Kids trading cards, we wanted to see the movie but of course non of our parents would let us see it.

Other movies I have heard of include

Class of Nuke 'Em High

Toxic Avenger

and

Surf Nazis Must Die



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User currently offlinePSA53 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3071 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2971 times:

A couple B's from 1982:

"Swamp Thing" with Adrienne Barbeau and Louis Jordan

"Satan's Mistress" also know as "Demon Rage" on DVD with Lana Wood and Britt Ekland.Wood who is Natalie's sister show her great assets.

I'm not sure these two from 1984 are class B's because today they have a big cult following: Top Secret with Val Kilmer and "Fright Night" with Chris Sarandon was pretty cool vampire movie with great special effects.



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User currently offlineaa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 6, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2965 times:

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 4):
Toxic Avenger

Good call. Odd but good movie.

License to Drive

Scanners

Chopping Mall



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User currently offlineltbewr From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13120 posts, RR: 12
Reply 7, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2956 times:

There were some really bad movies made in the 1980's mainly targeting the teen-aged market sometime called 'tit & zit' films. Some were very violent terror/horror, others were basically about teen boys trying to get laid, some were weird si-fi, some were just about cheap humor. Often made by smaller and independent studios, using few if any 'name' stars, others with cheesy music as well as cheap production values. USA Network used to have late on Friday and Saturday nights movie shows including one hosted and with short comedy sketches with the super busty Elvira, and 'Up All Night" with Gilbert Gotfried, Ronda Sherar and other being the studio/set up hosts of their showing of these kind of movies. Here is a link to wiki on the Up All Night program: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0272417/

One typical example was a film called 'Zapped' with TV's Scott Baio IIRC, where a horny teen boy has the power to strip clothes off women, and other ways for cheap laughs. Some of these films were direct to video, others were cheap copies and rip-offs of big films. Some were dead ends for their performers and production staffs, but others were early stepping points for future stars.


User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5486 posts, RR: 13
Reply 8, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2925 times:

Wow does this thread bring back some memories. Shows there was more to the 80's than just shoulder pads, big hair, the first R word President of the USA! I remember a touching 80's movie called Lucas about a nerd boy who had a love jones for a popular cheerleader and of course wanted to taste what was under her very shor cheer skirt. 80's tit and zit movies featured nerds and cheerleaders!.

There was another 80's teen HBO cinematic tour de farce with a sort of disturbed rebel kid who was a football player but had an alcohalic dad and they were poor and he eventually hooked up with one of the rich girl cheerleaders. He'd make her say in a sexy solicitious whisper I Want You!! At the time, I was dating a long legged lass and we acted out scenes from this movie including her saying I Want You. Anyone remember "Private School" starring the hottie Phoebe Cates?

Less Than Zero featured Jamie Gertz looking quite shaggable in a micro mini business type suit.
Regarding finding out the identity of those two movie classics go to IMDB and in their search type in plot line ideas. You may come up with the answer.



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User currently offline777222LR From United States of America, joined Feb 2012, 134 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 2910 times:

"Return to Oz" - With Faruza Balk.

I really liked this movie, not sure why. It's a creepy take on a sequel to The Wizard of Oz.


User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3068 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2898 times:

Quoting N328KF (Thread starter):
2. The second movie was about a misfit teen (surprise) who winds up doing a deal with the devil. The devil looked a bit like Peter Boyle. This movie was a bit like Bedazzled, but much more campy (if such a thing were possible) and far more low budget. A couple of other things that I remember is that the protagonist wished for a better body, and wound up being a bit of a hunk in the movie. I also remember him walking along the beach talking to the devil.

That sounds like the movie "Hunk"- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunk_(film)

No idea on the first film, though.



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User currently offlineMarcus From Mexico, joined Apr 2001, 1799 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2806 times:

Night of the comet

Dolls

The following ones are from the 90's I think...

Attack of the killer tomatoes

Killer clowns from outer space



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User currently offlinehomer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2245 posts, RR: 14
Reply 12, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2800 times:

Superfuzz with Ernest Borgnine as the sidekick!


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User currently offlineaa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 13, posted (2 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2799 times:

Quoting Marcus (Reply 11):
Killer clowns from outer space

That movie was funny even when I was a kid... The cotton candy cocoon. And the straws to suck the blood? Awesome.



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User currently offlineN328KF From United States of America, joined May 2004, 6489 posts, RR: 3
Reply 14, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 2740 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 10):
That sounds like the movie "Hunk"- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunk_(film)

No idea on the first film, though.

Bingo. Positive ID on movie #2.

Also, here is #1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUzTHvMJWSk

[Edited 2012-05-21 20:10:36]


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User currently offlineMarcus From Mexico, joined Apr 2001, 1799 posts, RR: 2
Reply 15, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 6 days ago) and read 2720 times:

Critters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQNLQc7xqyw



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User currently offlinecedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8124 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2713 times:

Quoting N328KF (Thread starter):
teen oriented
Quoting N328KF (Thread starter):
a misfit teen who didn't fit into modern society
Quoting N328KF (Thread starter):
about a misfit teen (surprise)

Get ready for your new favourite movie (and this is the actual movie, on YouTube, in full):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRkbrr1pgAM
Let me know how much you love it!

Quoting seb146 (Reply 2):
I could find out how many people have seen "Amazon Women On The Moon"!

+1



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User currently offlineNorthstarBoy From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 1838 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2705 times:
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Anyone heard of Terrorvision? about the family with the alien monster that's accidentally jettisoned from a space ship as trash and ends up trapped in the tv. It then gets released and eats everyone and the family accidentally punctures the space suit of the guy sent to rescue them so he dies. The creature can also make itself look like the people it's eaten so it can eat more people.

Another one that comes to mind is about a pizza guy who's actually a gigolo. All the women in the neighborhood call in and order pizzas from him and the code word is something like asking for extra anchovies. Things get awkward when his own mother, who doesn't realize that he's a gigolo, calls, and he shows up and realizes that the woman ordering his services is his own mother!

Finally, does anyone remember the Mark Hamill post star wars movie where he takes this super hot one of a kind sports car to the convenience store and it get stolen!

Sorry, i can't remember the names of the last two movies, but I do remember the plot lines pretty well.



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User currently offlinecgnnrw From Germany, joined May 2005, 1157 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2668 times:

Quoting Marcus (Reply 11):
Night of the comet

I remember that film. It really wasn't that bad.

The 1980s were the decade of the horny teenager if I remember correctly. "Porkys" and the infamous "has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" scene is classic.



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User currently offlinefalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6109 posts, RR: 29
Reply 19, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2624 times:
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Quoting PSA53 (Reply 5):
"Swamp Thing" with Adrienne Barbeau and Louis Jordan

I think "Colonel Hannibal Smith" played the Swamp Thing at Universal Studios, on the A-Team. That was what he did for a job, between kicking ass with the A-Team and hiding from Colonel Decker.

Quoting aa61hvy (Reply 6):
License to Drive

I wouldn't call that a B movie because it was really popular and was played a major theaters. I remember seeing at the theater when it came out, along with a lot of other people my age. I liked the film, but I didn't like how that 68 Cadillac got destroyed.

I would consider movies that were either second feature or straight to video B movies. I remember when I was in high school my buddies and I would get drunk on Friday nights and watch some lame B movies, which were almost always horror films. We would go to the video store and rent VHS tapes of movies that were fairly new, but none of us ever remembered seeing advertised at the theater.



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User currently offlineaa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 20, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2588 times:

Quoting falstaff (Reply 19):
I wouldn't call that a B movie because it was really popular and was played a major theaters. I remember seeing at the theater when it came out, along with a lot of other people my age. I liked the film, but I didn't like how that 68 Cadillac got destroyed.

I suppose it's relative. You ask Joe Blow on the street and 9 times out of 10 he wouldn't know this movie. It's not certainly something Heather Graham is putting on her resume.



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User currently offlineTheCol From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2039 posts, RR: 6
Reply 21, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 4 days ago) and read 2563 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 2):
"Amazon Women On The Moon"!

A true classic right there.  



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User currently offlinePlanesNTrains From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 5591 posts, RR: 29
Reply 22, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2554 times:

Quoting NorthstarBoy (Reply 17):
Another one that comes to mind is about a pizza guy who's actually a gigolo. All the women in the neighborhood call in and order pizzas from him and the code word is something like asking for extra anchovies. Things get awkward when his own mother, who doesn't realize that he's a gigolo, calls, and he shows up and realizes that the woman ordering his services is his own mother!

I remember that one, but can't remember the name.

Anyone remember Videodrome (or something like that)? We rented it once as teenagers but we were drunk when we watched it (or high) and so it seemed a lot cooler/wierder than it probably was.

-Dave



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User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21480 posts, RR: 54
Reply 23, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2524 times:

Quoting NorthstarBoy (Reply 17):
Another one that comes to mind is about a pizza guy who's actually a gigolo. All the women in the neighborhood call in and order pizzas from him and the code word is something like asking for extra anchovies. Things get awkward when his own mother, who doesn't realize that he's a gigolo, calls, and he shows up and realizes that the woman ordering his services is his own mother!

There you go:
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User currently offlinefalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6109 posts, RR: 29
Reply 24, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2500 times:
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Quoting aa61hvy (Reply 20):
You ask Joe Blow on the street and 9 times out of 10 he wouldn't know this movie

That would depend on who you would ask. I doubt any of my high school students have heard of it, but then again many of them have never heard of some movies that were big hits and award winners from 20 years ago. I doubt a lot of people over 45 would know about License to drive either, as they were too old to fit the demographic the film was targeted for when it was new.



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User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3068 posts, RR: 5
Reply 25, posted (2 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 2483 times:

Quoting NorthstarBoy (Reply 17):
Another one that comes to mind is about a pizza guy who's actually a gigolo. All the women in the neighborhood call in and order pizzas from him and the code word is something like asking for extra anchovies. Things get awkward when his own mother, who doesn't realize that he's a gigolo, calls, and he shows up and realizes that the woman ordering his services is his own mother!

It sounds like Klaus got it.

I was thinking of a film in which Michael Pare and (a very young) George Clooney become gigolos, but I couldn't find the name of the film.

Quoting NorthstarBoy (Reply 17):
Finally, does anyone remember the Mark Hamill post star wars movie where he takes this super hot one of a kind sports car to the convenience store and it get stolen!

"Corvette Summer"- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvette_Summer

Quoting falstaff (Reply 19):
I liked the film, but I didn't like how that 68 Cadillac got destroyed.

The Cadillac in License To Drive was a '72, not a '68.



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