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"No Pun Intended"?  
User currently onlinezrs70 From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 3011 posts, RR: 9
Posted (1 year 11 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2058 times:

Why do people so often say "no pun intended" when the pun is usually intended?


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User currently offlinerunner13 From United States of America, joined Jun 2010, 237 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (1 year 11 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2059 times:

to be funny. You need to work on your sense of humor

User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21092 posts, RR: 56
Reply 2, posted (1 year 11 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2036 times:

Quoting zrs70 (Thread starter):
Why do people so often say "no pun intended" when the pun is usually intended?

Is it usually intended? It's entirely possible to accidentally make a pun, or something that can be construed as a pun. Happens quite often, actually.

Quoting runner13 (Reply 1):
to be funny.

Well, merely saying "no pun intended" isn't funny. In fact, if you make a pun intentionally and say "no pun intended", you deserve to be punched in the face (okay, perhaps that's a bit harsh, but you get the idea). Have the decency to take credit for your work, and the looks of either approval or disappointment that follow.

And yes, I do see this thread unraveling into a sequence of mediocre-at-best puns in the very near future.

-Mir



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User currently offlinenighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5093 posts, RR: 35
Reply 3, posted (1 year 11 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2025 times:

I just sent 10 puns to my friends, with the hope that at least 1 of the puns would make them laugh. But no pun in ten did.


That'll teach you
User currently onlinevikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 9399 posts, RR: 27
Reply 4, posted (1 year 11 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2022 times:
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Quoting runner13 (Reply 1):
You need to work on your sense of humor

No! Pun intended.



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User currently onlinealoges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8617 posts, RR: 43
Reply 5, posted (1 year 11 months 2 days ago) and read 2018 times:

Quoting nighthawk (Reply 3):
But no pun in ten did.

That makes me want to hit the button.




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User currently offlinephette From United States of America, joined Mar 2012, 49 posts, RR: 4
Reply 6, posted (1 year 11 months 2 days ago) and read 2005 times:

I have noticed quite a scarcity in humor or "humour" (no pun intended) in these forum pages.

User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8434 posts, RR: 9
Reply 7, posted (1 year 11 months 2 days ago) and read 1994 times:

Quoting phette (Reply 6):
I have noticed quite a scarcity in humor or "humour" (no pun intended) in these forum pages.

Some people here are quite plane.


User currently offlineKLASM83 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 617 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1970 times:

I feel that people in Alaska should be monitored for posting in this thread. We should not Anchorage them.


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User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21092 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1957 times:

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 7):
Some people here are quite plane.
Quoting KLASM83 (Reply 8):
I feel that people in Alaska should be monitored for posting in this thread. We should not Anchorage them.

Apologies to Aloges, but I can't let these two go strolling by without:



-Mir



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User currently offlineKLASM83 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 617 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1839 times:

Quoting Mir (Reply 9):

So, I see. You are PUNishing us.

filler
filler
filler

Also: as a man who puns, this thread is my favorite.



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User currently offlinesturmovik From India, joined May 2007, 480 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (1 year 11 months 22 hours ago) and read 1724 times:

Quoting KLASM83 (Reply 8):
We should not Anchorage them.

Norway you'd stoop Oslo as that.  



'What's it doing now?'
User currently offlinecomorin From United States of America, joined May 2005, 4869 posts, RR: 16
Reply 12, posted (1 year 11 months 18 hours ago) and read 1653 times:

Quoting sturmovik (Reply 11):
Norway you'd stoop Oslo as that.

You, sir, must be from the State of Punjab...


User currently offlineKLASM83 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 617 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (1 year 11 months 13 hours ago) and read 1597 times:

Quoting comorin (Reply 12):

You, sir, must be from the State of Punjab...

He has a very Dubai-ous plan.



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User currently offlineLOWS From Austria, joined Oct 2011, 1065 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (1 year 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 1396 times:

Quoting sturmovik (Reply 11):

  

Quoting comorin (Reply 12):

  

Quoting KLASM83 (Reply 13):

  

I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.


User currently offlinesturmovik From India, joined May 2007, 480 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (1 year 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1297 times:

Quoting comorin (Reply 12):
You, sir, must be from the State of Punjab...

Actually, I'm from the State of Kerala, but I'm sure you couldn't Keraless.  



'What's it doing now?'
User currently offlinehomsar From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1106 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (1 year 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1274 times:

To everyone in this thread:




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User currently offlineKLASM83 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 617 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (1 year 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1226 times:

Quoting homsar (Reply 15):

I keep seeing the picture and figure God smite hit the button, and he smite not, either.   



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User currently offlinesturmovik From India, joined May 2007, 480 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (1 year 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1186 times:

Quoting homsar (Reply 15):
To everyone in this thread:

Eye see.. you think these puns are getting cornea.      



'What's it doing now?'
User currently offlineRussianJet From Kyrgyzstan, joined Jul 2007, 7629 posts, RR: 23
Reply 19, posted (1 year 10 months 3 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1159 times:
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You people are no pun anymore.....I'm off....


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User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8434 posts, RR: 9
Reply 20, posted (1 year 10 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1007 times:

I once had a vacuum cleaner that wasn't very good. It really sucked.

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