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Bounty Offered On Obama And H Clinton Heads  
User currently offlineDreadnought From United States of America, joined Feb 2008, 8824 posts, RR: 24
Posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2377 times:

They better watch out now! Surely someone will be tempted by the offered bounty of...

10 Camels for Obama

20 chickens for Hillary Clinton

LOL!

http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offsh...65924543--abc-news-topstories.html


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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7867 posts, RR: 52
Reply 1, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 2354 times:

Haha... even for a terrorist group, don't you think they can manage to get a better reward? Plus, there are probably 0 people in the world that would need camels or chicken AND have any idea where the President or SoS would be. In other words, I doubt any Somalian farmer can possibly get the information, and people in the US that could actually do this wouldn't want camels...


Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21554 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2272 times:

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary,"

"Hello, Mujahideen? Yes, I know of Obama's whereabouts. He's in the White House. Make sure my camels are double-humped, please. Thanks."   

-Mir



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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11572 posts, RR: 15
Reply 3, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2261 times:

huh... when Bush was in office and a bounty was on his head by al-Qaida and Osama bin Laden, it was a serious matter and we needed to defend the honor of the office. Now, we laugh?

give me a break....



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User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21554 posts, RR: 55
Reply 4, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2253 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 3):
huh... when Bush was in office and a bounty was on his head by al-Qaida and Osama bin Laden, it was a serious matter and we needed to defend the honor of the office. Now, we laugh?

We're laughing because the bounty is not for his head or his life, but for his whereabouts (which aren't exactly secret), and that they're offering to pay in camels and cocks.

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlineTheCommodore From Australia, joined Dec 2007, 2828 posts, RR: 8
Reply 5, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2245 times:

Quoting Dreadnought (Thread starter):
20 chickens for Hillary Clinton

Well not sure about the camels and Obama, but has anyone seen Hillary Clintons hair lately.

She looks like she was dragged behind a truck for about 300 km last I saw her on the news previous evening, rabbiting on about Syria.

I'd put the 20 chickens on her hair dresser instead. 



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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29792 posts, RR: 58
Reply 6, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2245 times:

Knowing how backstabbing al-queda can be they would probably try and stick you with dromedaries and cornish game hens


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User currently offlineDreadnought From United States of America, joined Feb 2008, 8824 posts, RR: 24
Reply 7, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2244 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 3):
huh... when Bush was in office and a bounty was on his head by al-Qaida and Osama bin Laden, it was a serious matter and we needed to defend the honor of the office. Now, we laugh?


Was it? I don't remember much about it, apart from the offered amount being quite a lot higher. Personally I would be rather insulted if someone only offered 10 camels for my ass...



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User currently offlineQuokkas From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2244 times:

Quoting Dreadnought (Thread starter):
10 Camels for Obama

20 chickens for Hillary Clinton

Such a high a price?

I know there is inflation and all, but 10 cocks and ten hens for Clinton? It certainly shows that even terrorists can have a sense of humour.

[Edited 2012-06-09 22:47:01]

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29792 posts, RR: 58
Reply 9, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2234 times:

Quoting Quokkas (Reply 8):
I know there is inflation and all, but 10 cocks and ten hens for Clinton? It certainly shows that even terrorists can have a sense of humour

The cocks better be virgins!



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User currently offlinevikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 9901 posts, RR: 26
Reply 10, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2170 times:
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Quoting Mir (Reply 2):
10 cocks for Hillary

Reading just that made me laugh out loud.

That is all.



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User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13547 posts, RR: 62
Reply 11, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2110 times:
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Quoting Mir (Reply 2):
10 cocks for Hillary


You got those on you?

Signed,
Hillary



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User currently offlinehelvknight From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1989 times:

Maybe this has given Grand Ayatollah Pastor Terry Jones of Quran burning fame some ideas.

He has carried out a lynching in effigy of President Obama.



User currently offlineBMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 15729 posts, RR: 26
Reply 13, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1952 times:

Quoting Mir (Reply 2):
10 cocks for Hillary

She'd still have some catching up to do if she wants to match Bill.

Quoting helvknight (Reply 12):
He has carried out a lynching in effigy of President Obama.

He also appears to have beheaded Uncle Sam.



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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7867 posts, RR: 52
Reply 14, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1913 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 3):
huh... when Bush was in office and a bounty was on his head by al-Qaida and Osama bin Laden, it was a serious matter and we needed to defend the honor of the office. Now, we laugh?

give me a break....

No need to get partisan. It would have been just as funny if there was an (R) next to their names... I mean camels, really??



Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19505 posts, RR: 58
Reply 15, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1824 times:

Look at me! I can use memegenerator!



[Edited 2012-06-10 14:28:31]

User currently offlineQXatFAT From Israel, joined Feb 2006, 2404 posts, RR: 5
Reply 16, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1756 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 15):
Look at me! I can use memegenerator!

Bahaha! That is hilarious!

Of course this is just a giant joke. As Mir said, for the whereabouts? There might be an abundance of camels now that need to be paid out! Just wait until Monday, Obama will tell you exactly where he is at with a speech! Will they pay him then for telling them his own whereabouts?



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User currently offlineL410Turbolet From Czech Republic, joined May 2004, 5694 posts, RR: 18
Reply 17, posted (2 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1654 times:

Quoting helvknight (Reply 12):
He has carried out a lynching in effigy of President Obama.

It looks more like a Abe Lincoln with a lot of tan.


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