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San Francisco Women Suck.  
User currently offlineD L X From United States of America, joined May 1999, 11422 posts, RR: 52
Posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1751 times:

So, I thought it was a one time occurrence. But, now it has happened for a third fricking time!

Here's the scenario:

I go to a bar or club, and meet some cutie with a cool personality. Conversation goes well, and she gives me her number. Score, right? Wrong. I call the number, and no one picks up. No one EVER picks up. It's the right number, though. (Answering machine says "Hi, this is , leave a message")

Why would someone give me a phone number if they don't want me to call? This only happens in San Francisco.
What the hell is wrong with these San Francisco women?

Superfly? Care to comment?

Okay. Vent over.


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User currently offlineNWA742 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1718 times:

No wonder it's one of the gay capitols in the world!  Smile  Big grin


-NWA742


User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 2, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1713 times:

Question...

A. do you leave a message?
B. If so, do they ever call back???

Chris



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User currently offlineHkgspotter1 From Hong Kong, joined Nov 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1713 times:

Oh, I was thinking of something else but I see you never got that far.

User currently offlineApollo13 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1703 times:

Hey my mom lives in San Francisco

User currently offlinePacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2734 posts, RR: 8
Reply 5, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1699 times:

Apollo13, why don't you give D L X your Mums phone number. Research purposes only you understand ....


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User currently offlineD L X From United States of America, joined May 1999, 11422 posts, RR: 52
Reply 6, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1688 times:

Left a message,
never called me back.



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User currently offlineSwissgabe From Switzerland, joined Jan 2000, 5266 posts, RR: 33
Reply 7, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1670 times:

Well thats bad, I never will come to SFO again  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


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User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 19
Reply 8, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1668 times:

Hmmmm, try keying her car.


Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1649 times:

Is this a D L X or a Matt D thread?  Confused

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1644 times:

In all seriousness D L X, I don't know it is is so much that San Francisco women suck (god it's killing me to not break out with a Real High joke right here), as it is you just have hit some bad luck. For all the negative stereotypes and associations males get, females are just as bad, play just as many if not more games, ect. Not to say all women "suck" (damn, all these joke opportunities) its just a matter of finding one that's not out to play games. I'm sure in any moderately sized city, men and women run into this problem frequently. Sad that high school games continue on long after high school is over.

User currently offlineD L X From United States of America, joined May 1999, 11422 posts, RR: 52
Reply 11, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1607 times:

"Sad that high school games continue on long after high school is over."

Seriously. I've already decided that, unless this girl is simply on vacation, and not next to her phone, I've already heard enough to not go out with her. No matter how cute she was. I'm not in high school anymore; I don't care to date high schoolers.


Anyways, this seems to be the way it is in SF. In fact, the only girls I've actually got on well with out here have been from the east coast. Cali girls don't seem to be all that mature.

(Yes, I just damned the whole state. Wasn't the first time, won't be the last.)



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User currently offlineMls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3076 posts, RR: 9
Reply 12, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1595 times:



Ya know, we need legal red light districts. It would be a win-win. Girls would know that we're not only after that "one thing". And girls wouldn't get away with the bullshit we allow them to get away with. The term p***ey wooped would cease to exist as we know it.


User currently offlineLjungdahl From Sweden, joined Apr 2002, 908 posts, RR: 36
Reply 13, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1599 times:

I don't think that's unique for SF, not even the U.S., I've ran into exactly the same female behavior more than once (...more than twice, too...), maybe this have something to do with the differences between men and women; we just don't talk the same language, even if we talk the same language...

...sometimes I do believe that we're not created to understand eachother, something about the mystery of the opposite sex...

...I have dreamt about, that one day in my life I will understand women...

...but after 12 years of marriage (...and 2 years after the divorce...) I realize that I don't understand a thing...

...furthermore, I have a 14-year old daughter, but I don't understand her either...

...anybody else that feels this confusion about women, or even better, could someone explain how they think, 'cause I believe that I never will...  Confused



...Johan...


User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 14, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1593 times:

San Francisco Women Suck.

Do they swallow too?


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39906 posts, RR: 75
Reply 15, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1568 times:

D L X:
Sorry to hear your having bad luck with the ladies. There really is no reason to have difficulty with the ladies hear. I really don't know how to comment on this one.
You gotta have game. Big grin
Or maybe I can educate you.

Maybe it's your image.
First you need to get rid of the Ford Escape and get a 1970s Lincoln or Cadillac. Then you need to get a lime-green polyester suit with white pinstripes. Get a big hat with a feather and a burgundy cape. Get some styling alligator shoes and a brass cane.
Then you have to 'strut' instead of walk. The women love me and the guys envy my style.
I am hip, I am slick and all the women want my phone number! Big grin



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineD L X From United States of America, joined May 1999, 11422 posts, RR: 52
Reply 16, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1563 times:

Whoa, just a second. Let me clarify.

I'm not having "bad luck with the ladies" in general. Just the locals.

I do pretty well with girls that didn't grow up here, or have moved here in the last 2 or 3 years.

It's the women that were born and raised here that seem to have the issues.

Dumb bitches. I'm moving to Seattle. Or maybe NYC. Or maybe back to DC where people are cool.



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User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1555 times:

I thought it was San Francisco men that suck?

User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39906 posts, RR: 75
Reply 18, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1557 times:

D L X:
I'm not having "bad luck with the ladies" in general. Just the locals.

OK.
I was concerned for a second there. Only players can be in my circle.  Big grin
Ware are you meeting these dumb chicken-heads?





Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineD L X From United States of America, joined May 1999, 11422 posts, RR: 52
Reply 19, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1546 times:

"Do they swallow too? "
Probably not. They realize that there are more men than women here, and as a result, the local women think they do not have to try very hard to get and keep men.


"Ware are you meeting these dumb chicken-heads?"
Two at 1015. Don't remember the third.

"I thought it was San Francisco men that suck?"
Some do. Some don't.



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39906 posts, RR: 75
Reply 20, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1543 times:

They realize that there are more men than women here, and as a result, the local women think they do not have to try very hard to get and keep men.


Wrong. A lot of the guys here are gay and therefore aren't a part of the pool. I meet more women that have difficilty with guys. I know some women that are content with 'sharing' there man with other women.




Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineD L X From United States of America, joined May 1999, 11422 posts, RR: 52
Reply 21, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1540 times:

maybe the scene is a little different up in the city. Superfly, can you 100% convince me of this? Otherwise, I'm moving to Seattle.


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User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 19
Reply 22, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1528 times:

Seattle is cold, dark, and wet. No one should have to live here. But hey, if you decide to come up, let me take you to dinner!


Matty D, I think you would love SFO. You could visit the aquarium, get some great spotting in, and walk down the street in your drag without anyone giving you weird looks! Best of all, you could quit lying to yourself and finally come out! We'd all understand.



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineD L X From United States of America, joined May 1999, 11422 posts, RR: 52
Reply 23, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1526 times:

We're Nuts, I'm actually convinced now, after my fourth visit to the city, that all the bad things people say about Seattle are just to keep people from moving there.

It's a lovely town. In fact, it seems that everything they said is great about San Francisco is actually true in Seattle.

(Diversity, friendliness, stuff to do outdoors, club scene, and oh yeah, friendliness.)



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User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 19
Reply 24, posted (12 years 4 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1514 times:

Well then it's settled, I owe you a dinner.


Dear moderators: No.
25 Jiml1126 : I guess San Francisco Woman are CAUTIOUS.
26 D L X : "I guess San Francisco Woman are CAUTIOUS." No, "cautious" implies that they have something to fear, and are trying not to get hurt. I repeat, why wou
27 KROC : Matty D, I think you would love SFO. You could visit the aquarium, get some great spotting in, and walk down the street in your drag without anyone gi
28 Post contains images D L X : KROC, don't you dare steal my thread. "He'll be getting a rubber, you'll be kissing his a**" More like "He's gettin' a rubber, now he's gettin' some a
29 Sophiemaltese : Well part of it could be not the city you are meeting them in but the fact that it's in a club. I've never had a really meaningful conversation with a
30 D L X : Hi Gretchen, I would have thought that too if it had been one of those ritzy "You don't belong here" type clubs, but 1015 is pretty down to earth. Lot
31 NWA Man : Sad thing DLX, is if some chick gave me her number and it happened to be Domino's, I'd keep calling, convinced that I had transposed one of the digits
32 Post contains images Superfly : D L X: The term 'normal' is relative here in SF. 1015 Folsom is OK. Even though 99% of the girls there are skinny , I had lots of luck with the ones I
33 Post contains images KROC : How does Superfly AND his ego both fit onto the forums!
34 L-188 : Ahhh the Californian woman.....Has more plastic then a Tupperware Party!!!
35 Post contains images Flight152 : First you need to get rid of the Ford Escape and get a 1970s Lincoln or Cadillac. Then you need to get a lime-green polyester suit with white pinstrip
36 D L X : "Ahhh the Californian woman.....Has more plastic then a Tupperware Party!!!" Actually, you may have described SoCal women, but that doesn't really app
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