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The Man With The 100-pound Scrotum

KGRB From United States of America, joined Sep 2010, 613 posts, RR: 1
Posted (11 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2592 times:

I had never heard of this guy until now, but apparently a Las Vegas man, Wesley Warren Jr., has turned down an offer to have a $1 million corrective surgery on his watermelon-sized scrotum. He has to wear a sweatshirt to cover up his gonads and has gotten fame from The Howard Stern Show.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...TS-free-1m-corrective-surgery.html

This guy said six-months-ago that he just wants to "urinate like a normal man and have a romantic relationship with a woman" (I'm quoting the article here), but now thinks his celebrity is more important.

How does he walk around with that thing???

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srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (11 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2562 times:

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Quoting KGRB (Thread starter):
How does he walk around with that thing???

Probably using one of these:

This reminds me of one of my favorite lines of "The Breakfast Club"

Quote:
Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun

GDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 12706 posts, RR: 80
Reply 2, posted (11 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2505 times:

Viz a British satirical comic for adults, got there first, this character dates back to the 1980's;

http://www.supersoulsound.com/fred/posters38/BusterGonad.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Gonad

[Edited 2012-06-19 13:51:39]

tugger From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 4629 posts, RR: 7
Reply 3, posted (11 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2495 times:

First thing I thought of when I read this:

Did he need to use a microwave oven? Did he do it to get a prescription for medical marijuana?
(And if you are wondering "WTF am I talking about?!" you'll need to watch South Park.)

Tugg

[Edited 2012-06-19 13:57:57]

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type-rated From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 4343 posts, RR: 20
Reply 4, posted (11 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2214 times:

I think this guy likes all the attention he is getting more than the pain & suffering & embarrassment this is causing him.
He's had free offers for the surgery. If I were in his position I would have had the surgery at the first offer, hell with Howard Stern.
This is beyond gross.

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Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38485 posts, RR: 80
Reply 5, posted (11 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2210 times:

He should go on tour with AC/DC....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g23GiivXC78

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varigb707 From United States of America, joined May 2006, 1220 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (11 months 2 hours ago) and read 1960 times:

Quoting type-rated (Reply 4):
If I were in his position I would have had the surgery at the first offer, hell with Howard Stern.

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Max Q From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3289 posts, RR: 19
Reply 7, posted (11 months 1 hour ago) and read 1924 times:

Poor Guy, all kidding aside that must be miserable to live with.

Makes you wonder why he wouldn't accept the surgery but I would imagine that condition would have affected his state of mind by now.

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Aesma From France, joined Nov 2009, 4777 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (11 months ago) and read 1913 times:

Well, apparently the surgery can be risky. He could go with the surgeon that "never lost a patient, nor a testicle" !

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type-rated From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 4343 posts, RR: 20
Reply 9, posted (10 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1759 times:

I don't think the risk would be from draining all that fluid, but from the blood loss from removing all that excess skin.
He probably had a testicular cyst which was never treated. Last year I started get some small swelling in that area and it was just that. I had the surgery and had a bit of swelling afterwards. But I was very uncomfortable until the swelling went down (about 4 months) and returned to normal. And for those who are wondering the pain afterwards was very minimal. Two days after the surgery there was no pain at all.
With the swelling things just got in the way if you know what I mean. To tell you the truth it was very aggravating.

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September11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 23
Reply 10, posted (10 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1749 times:

Didn't know there is a man w/ 100-pound scrotum.. until now. But is this for real???

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Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38485 posts, RR: 80
Reply 11, posted (10 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1742 times:

Considering how sensative balls are, I wonder if his are as sensative.
That would be a nightmare if so.

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type-rated From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 4343 posts, RR: 20
Reply 12, posted (10 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1581 times:

I would think that it probably impairs his mobility more than anything else. I am sure it is not easy to move around in that condition which will lead to obesity and other illnesses common to obese people.

I think this guy needs to see a psychiatrist to find out why he is maintaining this condition. It's not normal.

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DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16811 posts, RR: 57
Reply 13, posted (10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1490 times:

Well, I suppose it's time to deal with the ridiculous in standard A.net tradition:

It's pretty ballsy of him to refuse the surgery.

If I were him, I'd get the ball rolling on it ASAP!

But I guess when he walks around with that swagger that he has to use, everyone must think he's a baller.

But in the end, it's obvious that he's nuts.

Faddypainter From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2010, 126 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1483 times:

He can refuse the surgery if he wants, the ball is well and truly in his court.

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