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User currently offlineHartsfieldboy From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 552 posts, RR: 1
Posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 852 times:

Similes are used to compare something with another thing. WARNING, some may be OFFENSIVE to the sensitive types. Don't say I didn't warn you  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

1. Sweating like a whore in church
2. As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
3. Beaten like red headed step child
4. Busier than one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
5. Tighter than a nun's p****
6. Happier than a dog with two d***s
7. As sharp as a bowling ball
8. Bleeding like a virgin
9. Happier than a baby in a barrel full of tits.
10. Smoking like Ziggy Marley before going through customs

What can you come up with?

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User currently offlineShawn Patrick From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2608 posts, RR: 16
Reply 1, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 830 times:

As bored as Hartsfieldboy

 Laugh out loud


User currently offlineHartsfieldboy From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 552 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 820 times:

LOL, how'd you know? This has been my first free night in around 10 days. I'm as tired as a Times Square hooker in the morning.  Nuts

User currently offlineShawn Patrick From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2608 posts, RR: 16
Reply 3, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 811 times:

You put a lot of thought into your similes! I actually like some of them  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 806 times:

Okay, here are a couple...

Useless as tits on a bull

Harder than trying to herd cats

Colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra

As useful as a screen door on a submarine

Dumber than Terry Bradshaw

Drunker than Boris Yeltsin


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Similes! posted Wed Jun 26 2002 03:15:09 by Hartsfieldboy