dragon-wings From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3920 posts, RR: 0 Posted (8 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1905 times:
I think we have a candidate for dumb ass of the month award! A man in his 20's or 30's jumps into the tiger exhibit at the Bronx zoo and gets attacked by a tiger.
zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 4722 posts, RR: 13 Reply 3, posted (8 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1764 times:
Quoting dragon-wings (Thread starter): I think we have a candidate for dumb ass of the month award! A man in his 20's or 30's jumps into the tiger exhibit at the Bronx zoo and gets attacked by a tiger.
They better not put the tiger down because of this idiot!
Some slime cock lawyer will get hold of this case and make it a money grab though the man was at fault for f*ing with Tony the Tiger. Or this guy will try to plead insanity and do some time at a NYC area "puzzle house" and maybe do the talk show circuit.
PHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 4954 posts, RR: 14 Reply 4, posted (8 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1742 times:
Quoting dragon-wings (Thread starter): I think we have a candidate for dumb ass of the month award! A man in his 20's or 30's jumps into the tiger exhibit at the Bronx zoo and gets attacked by a tiger.
Quoting flybaurlax (Reply 1): Sounds like a Darwin award in the making!
prebennorholm From Denmark, joined Mar 2000, 6017 posts, RR: 55 Reply 5, posted (8 months 1 day ago) and read 1644 times:
Quoting flybaurlax (Reply 1): Sounds like a Darwin award in the making!
It depends. To qualify for the Darwin Award you have to either get killed or get injured in such a way that you are unable to participate in reproduction of mankind.
There is no information telling that the man actually got such injuries.
He qualifies. When he did the same thing a couple of months ago, then he did it around midnight when the zoo was closed. The staff discovered his remains (and a fat tiger) only next morning.
Mr Charles Darwin, FRS (Fellow of Royal Society, London), 1809 - 1882, published theories about evolution of species. The Darwin Award is given to individuals who have done the ultimate to improve the average common gene pool in order to improve evolution of mankind.
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mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7419 posts, RR: 65 Reply 7, posted (8 months 22 hours ago) and read 1617 times:
Quoting prebennorholm (Reply 5): To qualify for the Darwin Award you have to either get killed or get injured in such a way that you are unable to participate in reproduction of mankind.
Yep, no award here. The man escape with his scrotum intact.
THe Tiger probably shit a brick and just reacted. Good kitty.
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Somehow, I don't think this guy was a Republican...
Quote: Before his now-infamous tangle with a Bronx Zoo tiger, David Villalobos adorned his Facebook page with New Age odes to Mother Earth and affirmations like, "Be love and fearless."
Police said Saturday that Villalobos had told detectives that it was without fear that he leaped from an elevated train into the animal's den. His reason, they said, was that "he wanted to be one with the tiger."
Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38497 posts, RR: 80 Reply 9, posted (8 months 16 hours ago) and read 1566 times:
I'm glad the tiger will not be put down.
Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 8): Somehow, I don't think this guy was a Republican...
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Before his now-infamous tangle with a Bronx Zoo tiger, David Villalobos adorned his Facebook page with New Age odes to Mother Earth and affirmations like, "Be love and fearless."
Police said Saturday that Villalobos had told detectives that it was without fear that he leaped from an elevated train into the animal's den. His reason, they said, was that "he wanted to be one with the tiger." http://news.yahoo.com/mauled-ny-man-....html
Occupy the tiger's den!
Sounds like he followed his dreams and was "one with the tiger".
Quoting zippyjet (Reply 3): Some slime cock lawyer will get hold of this case and make it a money grab though the man was at fault for f*ing with Tony the Tiger.
Sad but true. Considering this is New York, that very possible and he may even win in court.
Quoting zippyjet (Reply 3): will try to plead insanity and do some time at a NYC area "puzzle house"
us330 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 3742 posts, RR: 14 Reply 11, posted (8 months 10 hours ago) and read 1517 times:
Poor tiger. She's also a recent mom too. I hope somebody sues this guy on the tiger's behalf for trespassing and mental distress, and uses the proceeds to get her a year's worth of top quality meat.
casinterest From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 3251 posts, RR: 1 Reply 15, posted (7 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1345 times:
Seriously, who out there wasn't expecting to find out this was Charlie Sheen that did this?
Older than I just was ,and younger than I will soo be.
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I'm glad the tiger won't pay the consecuences of this nutcase action.
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