garnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5313 posts, RR: 53 Reply 5, posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 3147 times:
So I went to a Ren Faire once - not normally my thing as I dislike them - and got to see Zilch the Torysteller - he's a guy who does retelling of Shakespearean plays in spoonerisms, mostly Jomeo & Ruliet. A few videos to be had on Youtube - the guy's a hoot - particularly talking about Jomeo's Pancy Falace!
baflyer From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 72 posts, RR: 0 Reply 10, posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2964 times:
Ronnie Barker's version of Cinderella is the best.
You can find it easily on YouTube as well. Absolute genius.
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,
and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible
huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had
tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She
turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six
dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,
there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said
Rindercella, and she ran out tripping b**** over ollocks, so dropping
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and
the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg
and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking
brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slassglipper on both the sugly
isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge
halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slassglipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince
lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a
Most frustrating part of being an atheist - Never being able to say "Told you so".
ScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 57 Reply 11, posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 2921 times:
OMG. Is this what my dad was referring to when I was a kid and instead of saying Cinderella he'd say Rindercella? I thought it was his own Spoonerism but that is exactly the kind of thing he would laugh at!