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Probably One Of The Most Vapid Threads Of 2012  
User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5487 posts, RR: 13
Posted (2 years 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 4758 times:

I use a lot of slang, sometimes far from "PC". I also make up nick names for people. What are some of the slang you use on a regular basis. Please share. Here are some of mine. My late dad used to say I descended to "barnyard humor."
A lot of these are "toilet centric" so you've been warned.

  • Drop "B.C." or anyone elses kids to the pool: Number 2
  • Lay a Loaf: Number 2
  • A new one I just heard: Take the Browns to the Superbowl! (same as above)
  • Major league Blowout: A very ferocious dump
  • Biffy-Toilet

  • Having kittens: A sh*t fit/meltdown
  • Hurl-Vomit
  • Blow or spew chunks: Same as above
  • Drain the Lizard: Pee
  • Take a leak: Pee



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User currently offlinefxramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7308 posts, RR: 85
Reply 1, posted (2 years 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 4720 times:
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grumpy - poop
potd - poop of the day
drain the main vein - pee



I miss the old Anet.
User currently offlineMaverick623 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 5671 posts, RR: 6
Reply 2, posted (2 years 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 4710 times:

Most of the slang and humor I use would probably get me banned if I posted them on 4chan, let alone here.


"PHX is Phoenix, PDX is the other city" -777Way
User currently offlinevikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 10096 posts, RR: 26
Reply 3, posted (2 years 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 4651 times:
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Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 2):
Most of the slang and humor I use would probably get me banned if I posted them on 4chan, let alone here.

Ditto. A lot of it has the nice side effect that no one around you knows what you're saying, which can be....quite useful.



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User currently offlineQFA380 From Australia, joined Jul 2005, 2081 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (2 years 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 4646 times:

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 2):
Most of the slang and humor I use would probably get me banned if I posted them on 4chan, let alone here.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png

 


User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 7752 posts, RR: 18
Reply 5, posted (2 years 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 4621 times:

Hmm

Doing the dirty= sex   



我思うゆえに我あり。(Jap. 'I think, therefore I am.')
User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5487 posts, RR: 13
Reply 6, posted (2 years 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4600 times:

Some more of mine:

"Tuniferous" Of or pertaining to Tuna. (you can run with this one)
"Schtup" pronounced Schtoup=Fornication
"Whippin the Skippy"-Self gratification
"Bite the pillow and take your screwing"- Take your punishment and bite.
"Ugly Cute" so ugly they are actually cute
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Lion_cut_tortoiseshell_Persian.jpg

I think you got the concept of "ugly cute."

"Fugly"- F*cki*n Ugly= http://www.autocarzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lexus-ct-200h-04-270812.jpg



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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11718 posts, RR: 15
Reply 7, posted (2 years 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4598 times:

Do we really need to know when and where we #2? Most people can smell it. Or hear it. Not something I want to see, hear, or think about. If you need to go, then go. Don't announce it.

Although, some of the euphamisms are interesting.



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5487 posts, RR: 13
Reply 8, posted (2 years 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4592 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 7):

Part of the fun is all the hoopla and pomp. I take it you wouldn't like such sites as Rate My Poo and the Poop Report.


One of my own as a kid: Calling the Hunter-Going to the loo to poo.

When I broadcast on the college radio station there was a show called "Lesbian Outreach" So whenever I referred to Gay women, I used the euphamism or code "Outreach."

"Erasure District" Named after the alt band with the same name, referring to the Gay area of Baltimore City.



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User currently offlinefxramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7308 posts, RR: 85
Reply 9, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 4519 times:
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paperbag her - don't wanna see her face during sex

Quoting seb146 (Reply 7):
Do we really need to know when and where we #2? Most people can smell it. Or hear it. Not something I want to see, hear, or think about. If you need to go, then go. Don't announce it.

my colleagues text daily poop pics thus poop of the day.   



I miss the old Anet.
User currently offlineAnt72LBA From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 414 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 4483 times:

Brings to mind "Roger's Profanisaurus" from Viz comic - the website only gives three samples at a time; some utter classics in there though!

[Edited 2012-10-03 12:00:53]

User currently onlinembmbos From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2598 posts, RR: 1
Reply 11, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 4471 times:

If you desperately need to do number two, it's called "prairie dogging". In a sentence: "Man I really need to find a toilet; I'm prairie dogging!"

User currently onlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13640 posts, RR: 62
Reply 12, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 4465 times:
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Quoting zippyjet (Thread starter):
Drop "B.C." or anyone elses kids to the pool: Number 2

A friend of mine announces "it's time to release the Mud Cobra." Another "Presses Grumpy."

The same friend refers to the anus as the "turd cutter."



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User currently offlinefxramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7308 posts, RR: 85
Reply 13, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 4451 times:
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Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 12):

Take a grumpy is a favorite of mine. With all the travel to India I've done this year, 'butt mudd' is in play often on the POTD texts.   



I miss the old Anet.
User currently offlinenickh From United States of America, joined Jun 2008, 211 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 4429 times:
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A colleague and I referred to our very pretty and sexy secretary, as our Sexcretary. Behind her back, of course.

(smile)

-N



"We all have wings, but some of us don't know why..."
User currently offlineLFutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3345 posts, RR: 30
Reply 15, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4392 times:
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I have a bad habit of announcing all my toilet moves and personally i dont care because we all do it. I honestly think tomorrow with all the food eaten, im gonna have to shit like 5 times... just sayin

Leo/ORD



Leo/ORD -- Groetjes uit de VS! -- Heeft u laatst nog met KLM gevlogen?
User currently offlineiFlyLOTs From United States of America, joined Apr 2012, 491 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4387 times:

Dilligaf: Does it look like I give a f---?
Leave a dump: A #2, my friends and I wonder who in their right mind would want to take one.



"...stay hungry, stay foolish" -Steve Jobs
User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5487 posts, RR: 13
Reply 17, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 4362 times:

Quoting nickh (Reply 14):

  

Some more of mine: "Prostitot": A young usually underage girl who dresses with less to show off what God blessed her with.

"CFM" (Feet, Shoes, or outfit)--- For the hottie women feet-very high arches dancer feet, shoes, high heels or shoes that show toe cleavage, outfits, use one's imagination. These all give that aura to come f*ck me.

"Tempo Ling" My personal descriptor for a hot Asian woman. The name just came up within my vivid imagination.

"Celebrity Table": Extra passenger screeing area for passengers.

"Graze, Chewing Cud" Eating

"Matress Sale Weekend" My adjective for those pointless Monday holidays where government workers get a paid day off courtesy of we the taxpayer...President's Day, Columbus Day etc.

"Punk Rock Fit" Same as having kittens but a lot of screaming and yelling and cursing.

"Ploppies" Turds (Got this one from Randy on My Name Is Earl) usually dealing with doggy or kitty turds.

"Buckwheat and Alfalfa Sprouts" Usually the scant food the hottie models and trendy nature people eat and embrace.

"Log Rolling" Another term for laying a loaf.

As mentioned Prairie Doggin the poo is ready to pop out///same as turtle poking it's head out.



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User currently onlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13640 posts, RR: 62
Reply 18, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 4353 times:
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Quoting zippyjet (Reply 17):
"Celebrity Table": Extra passenger screeing area for passengers.

Airport wise, I go with the "Airport Olympics" for the act of unpacking/undressing, repacking and redressing required at security, followed closely by the "TSA Macarena" for the position you have to assume in the Rapiscan machine.



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User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5487 posts, RR: 13
Reply 19, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 4336 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 18):



I like both of those. When I started with FL ten years ago before the TSA did the screening at BWI, we at the ticket counter had to rummage through the selected baggage. I'll never forget it, we had an ancient rickety rotted wood table that on occasion would collapse when we had a hernia bag. This was perpendicular to our ticket counter and everyone could take in the festivities/entertainment. The selected's were celebrities hence "Celebrity Table."

"Uminner" for UMNR Unaccompanied minor. When I was in training I saw this abbreviation and asked: "What in the heck is a Uminner?

"Weeper" Usually a comely female passenger who is distressed (missed flight) just learned her obese 27 pound Chihuahua or Tabby Cat is to fat to travel in the cabin under the seat and is crying us a river. Sometimes the weepers are worse than the hell raising passengers "having a litter of kittens."

"Did an Anna Nicole" Referring to when an object such as a computer, phone or other piece of technology is inoperable, out of order, no power. Many times, I've substituted Anna for other celebrities who have croaked (excuse me) passed away.

"Dollar Store Having a Sale" When we run out of staples, paper, other office stuff or when some of our technology does an "Anna Nicole." We've run out of boarding pass paper again! When will we get more? Usually a new crew member asks. My answer (humor) When the dollar store has it's next sale, is when we will get additional/new supplies!

"Bambino" Baby/Infant

"Curse of February/February's Revenge" Sometimes the shortest month of the year is the most challenging and seems to last the longest. Many times Murphy and his famous law can be applied to this second month of the year. It also has the BS holidays of Valentines Day and Mattress Sale Weekend (President's Day). Also there are a lot of vapid awards shows on TV.

"Flare Up" Hemorrhoid attack. An especially wicked rho-id offensive I call a Flare Up to beat the band

"Screw The Pooch" A major screw up. I use this term interchangeably with Cluster Fu*k.

"In Like Flint" All systems go, everything is OK/Cool.

"Short Bus,""Chimes" Mentally Challenged the R-Word, Stupid. "Chimes" is a corporation in Maryland that assists those with special needs and they have the cleaning contract at BWI. There are several within this group that ride that short bus in style. Our inside joke= Just a friendly reminder: A hot dog is not a Chihuahua in the Microwave!
Also my cat is a "short bus kitty" Touched, off her rocker, anything but normal.  rotfl 

[Edited 2012-10-03 19:24:43]


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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19927 posts, RR: 59
Reply 20, posted (2 years 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 4297 times:

Anyone ever use: "Gotta go see a man about a dog" when going to poo?

User currently offlineLFutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3345 posts, RR: 30
Reply 21, posted (2 years 2 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 4252 times:
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I pooped today.

Leo/ORD



Leo/ORD -- Groetjes uit de VS! -- Heeft u laatst nog met KLM gevlogen?
User currently offlinehelvknight From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (2 years 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 4247 times:

Pointing Percy at the porcelain - pee

User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19927 posts, RR: 59
Reply 23, posted (2 years 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 4222 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 7):

Do we really need to know when and where we #2? Most people can smell it. Or hear it. Not something I want to see, hear, or think about. If you need to go, then go. Don't announce it.

YOU!!!! You are way too mature. Please get off A.net.  


User currently offlinefxramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7308 posts, RR: 85
Reply 24, posted (2 years 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 4184 times:
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Would you hit it got watered down to would you and that eventually turned into "Y"? So when I'd be out with my college buds and a hot girl would be next to us at the bar or in line somewhere, you need not be discrete or quiet, just ask Y?

Quoting iFlyLOTs (Reply 16):
Dilligaf: Does it look like I give a f---?

Brilliant.

Quoting LFutia (Reply 21):
I pooped today.

I pooped twice today already and sent a company wide email.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 23):
YOU!!!! You are way too mature. Please get off A.net.  

  



I miss the old Anet.
25 LFutia : I beat you.... 5 times today but didnt tweet about it hahaha Leo/ORD
26 zippyjet : You got me beat, I'm usually a tripple play man. (3 Loafs deposited in the bowl!) Some More: Upper Decker Lay a loaf in the tank of the toilet instea
27 Darksnowynight : Taking the Power Shit... I alwyas liked using the term "Going Prompt Critical" for that one. Horse. Dog is for peeing. But yes, all the time. Baltimo
28 Post contains images DocLightning : My husband sometimes uses "Excuse me, I have to go do some day trading." And, with that thought, I do need to go check on my stocks...
29 Darksnowynight : Mention my name. You'll save a dollar.
30 zippyjet : Been there done that. But, I'm wacky as is. Logic Free Zone: The State of Maryland. We know how to screw the pooch royally and big time: Baltimore Ci
31 tootallsd : I sometimes say, when I need to break away for a healthy one, 'I'm fully dilated, gotta go'. Sometimes I need to 'shake the lily' I have several worke
32 zippyjet : When the old pervy Carvel guy was doing commercials back in the 70's and 80's if I had a ferocious dump I'd call it Fudgy the Whale! BTW ever notice h
33 Post contains images YVRLTN : This is usually the average achievement for the day, but a few weeks back - and last week of our vacation - I got a stomach bug and was doing over 6
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