zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5131 posts, RR: 13 Posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 3510 times:
I use a lot of slang, sometimes far from "PC". I also make up nick names for people. What are some of the slang you use on a regular basis. Please share. Here are some of mine. My late dad used to say I descended to "barnyard humor."
A lot of these are "toilet centric" so you've been warned.
Drop "B.C." or anyone elses kids to the pool: Number 2
Lay a Loaf: Number 2
A new one I just heard: Take the Browns to the Superbowl! (same as above)
zippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5131 posts, RR: 13 Reply 6, posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 3352 times:
Some more of mine:
"Tuniferous" Of or pertaining to Tuna. (you can run with this one)
"Schtup" pronounced Schtoup=Fornication
"Whippin the Skippy"-Self gratification
"Bite the pillow and take your screwing"- Take your punishment and bite.
"Ugly Cute" so ugly they are actually cute
fxramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7074 posts, RR: 89 Reply 9, posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 3271 times:
paperbag her - don't wanna see her face during sex
Quoting seb146 (Reply 7): Do we really need to know when and where we #2? Most people can smell it. Or hear it. Not something I want to see, hear, or think about. If you need to go, then go. Don't announce it.
my colleagues text daily poop pics thus poop of the day.
LFutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3239 posts, RR: 29 Reply 15, posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 3144 times:
I have a bad habit of announcing all my toilet moves and personally i dont care because we all do it. I honestly think tomorrow with all the food eaten, im gonna have to shit like 5 times... just sayin
Leo/ORD -- Groetjes uit de VS! -- Heeft u laatst nog met KLM gevlogen?
Some more of mine: "Prostitot": A young usually underage girl who dresses with less to show off what God blessed her with.
"CFM" (Feet, Shoes, or outfit)--- For the hottie women feet-very high arches dancer feet, shoes, high heels or shoes that show toe cleavage, outfits, use one's imagination. These all give that aura to come f*ck me.
"Tempo Ling" My personal descriptor for a hot Asian woman. The name just came up within my vivid imagination.
"Celebrity Table": Extra passenger screeing area for passengers.
"Graze, Chewing Cud" Eating
"Matress Sale Weekend" My adjective for those pointless Monday holidays where government workers get a paid day off courtesy of we the taxpayer...President's Day, Columbus Day etc.
"Punk Rock Fit" Same as having kittens but a lot of screaming and yelling and cursing.
"Ploppies" Turds (Got this one from Randy on My Name Is Earl) usually dealing with doggy or kitty turds.
"Buckwheat and Alfalfa Sprouts" Usually the scant food the hottie models and trendy nature people eat and embrace.
"Log Rolling" Another term for laying a loaf.
As mentioned Prairie Doggin the poo is ready to pop out///same as turtle poking it's head out.
EA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 12951 posts, RR: 62 Reply 18, posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 3105 times:
Quoting zippyjet (Reply 17): "Celebrity Table": Extra passenger screeing area for passengers.
Airport wise, I go with the "Airport Olympics" for the act of unpacking/undressing, repacking and redressing required at security, followed closely by the "TSA Macarena" for the position you have to assume in the Rapiscan machine.
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
I like both of those. When I started with FL ten years ago before the TSA did the screening at BWI, we at the ticket counter had to rummage through the selected baggage. I'll never forget it, we had an ancient rickety rotted wood table that on occasion would collapse when we had a hernia bag. This was perpendicular to our ticket counter and everyone could take in the festivities/entertainment. The selected's were celebrities hence "Celebrity Table."
"Uminner" for UMNR Unaccompanied minor. When I was in training I saw this abbreviation and asked: "What in the heck is a Uminner?
"Weeper" Usually a comely female passenger who is distressed (missed flight) just learned her obese 27 pound Chihuahua or Tabby Cat is to fat to travel in the cabin under the seat and is crying us a river. Sometimes the weepers are worse than the hell raising passengers "having a litter of kittens."
"Did an Anna Nicole" Referring to when an object such as a computer, phone or other piece of technology is inoperable, out of order, no power. Many times, I've substituted Anna for other celebrities who have croaked (excuse me) passed away.
"Dollar Store Having a Sale" When we run out of staples, paper, other office stuff or when some of our technology does an "Anna Nicole." We've run out of boarding pass paper again! When will we get more? Usually a new crew member asks. My answer (humor) When the dollar store has it's next sale, is when we will get additional/new supplies!
"Curse of February/February's Revenge" Sometimes the shortest month of the year is the most challenging and seems to last the longest. Many times Murphy and his famous law can be applied to this second month of the year. It also has the BS holidays of Valentines Day and Mattress Sale Weekend (President's Day). Also there are a lot of vapid awards shows on TV.
"Flare Up" Hemorrhoid attack. An especially wicked rho-id offensive I call a Flare Up to beat the band
"Screw The Pooch" A major screw up. I use this term interchangeably with Cluster Fu*k.
"In Like Flint" All systems go, everything is OK/Cool.
"Short Bus,""Chimes" Mentally Challenged the R-Word, Stupid. "Chimes" is a corporation in Maryland that assists those with special needs and they have the cleaning contract at BWI. There are several within this group that ride that short bus in style. Our inside joke= Just a friendly reminder: A hot dog is not a Chihuahua in the Microwave!
Also my cat is a "short bus kitty" Touched, off her rocker, anything but normal.
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 17953 posts, RR: 57 Reply 23, posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 2974 times:
Quoting seb146 (Reply 7):
Do we really need to know when and where we #2? Most people can smell it. Or hear it. Not something I want to see, hear, or think about. If you need to go, then go. Don't announce it.
YOU!!!! You are way too mature. Please get off A.net.
fxramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7074 posts, RR: 89 Reply 24, posted (1 year 2 months 1 week 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2936 times:
Would you hit it got watered down to would you and that eventually turned into "Y"? So when I'd be out with my college buds and a hot girl would be next to us at the bar or in line somewhere, you need not be discrete or quiet, just ask Y?