casinterest From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 3260 posts, RR: 1 Reply 1, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2317 times:
Oh geez,
But then again, I saw a guy driving a miada once with a newspaper in one hand , coffee in the other, papers in his lap, and his knees on the wheel. I made sure to get way the heck in front of him.
Older than I just was ,and younger than I will soo be.
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16819 posts, RR: 57 Reply 10, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 2128 times:
Quoting PanHAM (Reply 7): Thanks guys. This is her sister
braybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5285 posts, RR: 35 Reply 11, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 2099 times:
Quoting PanHAM (Reply 7): Thanks guys. This is her sister
LOL! Can't beat the old beer goggles . . .
It's generally accepted that women are the safest drivers, but sometimes I wonder. The other day, driving home from work, a woman was in front of me as we approached a junction. Both of us were turning left, and the main light was red but the left filter was green. As she chugged at 20 kph towards it, it turned orange and she slowed down and stopped. Then it turned red and she promptly took off and drove right through . . . .
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16819 posts, RR: 57 Reply 13, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2071 times:
One day, I was driving to work and I was behind an older Pontiac Bonneville that was driving at an inconsistent speed and weaving around the lane. Being rush hour, it was difficult to get around the car, but when I did I saw an African-American man with dreadlocks smoking what was clearly a joint. As I watched, he pulled out a flask and took a swig off it. Then he pulled out what looked like a vial of white powder and put it to his nose.
That explained a thing or two... so I slowed down, got behind him again, called 911, and read them his license plate.
But the two words that strike fear into my heart are "Toyota Sienna." If it's in the Bay Area, I guarantee that there will be a very clueless driver behind the wheel. And they WON'T have being drunk/high as an excuse, either.
BMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 14328 posts, RR: 26 Reply 14, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2060 times:
Quoting DocLightning (Reply 13): But the two words that strike fear into my heart are "Toyota Sienna." If it's in the Bay Area, I guarantee that there will be a very clueless driver behind the wheel. And they WON'T have being drunk/high as an excuse, either.
Of course not. It will just be an Asian lady.
Why do Aerospace Engineering students have to turn things in on time?
Revelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 10456 posts, RR: 20 Reply 15, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2043 times:
My condolences to Superfly, she's a chubber, but one that shaves...
8 out 10 times when i say "what is that idiot doing".. turns out that they have FL plates...
But even I wouldn't have guessed that the FL driver was a lady shaving her hoohah on her way to a date with another man while her ex-husband was holding the steering wheel.
I wonder if she did end up with that lightening bolt?
Quoting PanHAM (Reply 4): And , old as I am, I learned a new word. Hoohah!!!
Well, given that the using the c-word is a cardinal sin, we had to come up with something...
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16819 posts, RR: 57 Reply 16, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2022 times:
Quoting BMI727 (Reply 14): Of course not. It will just be an Asian lady.
I wasn't gonna go there for fear of sounding racist, but >90% of the time, you are correct. In fact, once I actually saw a Sienne being driven (badly) by a White dude. I was floored.
Revelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 10456 posts, RR: 20 Reply 17, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2020 times:
Quoting DocLightning (Reply 16): Quoting BMI727 (Reply 14):
Of course not. It will just be an Asian lady.
I wasn't gonna go there for fear of sounding racist, but >90% of the time, you are correct.
Hmm, around here, the Toyota Sienna comes in a distant 2nd place to the Honda Odyssey for that demographic...
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16819 posts, RR: 57 Reply 18, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2006 times:
Quoting Revelation (Reply 17): Hmm, around here, the Toyota Sienna comes in a distant 2nd place to the Honda Odyssey for that demographic...
Really. That's exactly the opposite of what we see here. The Odyssey is much rarer, but also to be feared, loathed, and bazooka'ed.
jetblueguy22 From United States of America, joined Nov 2007, 2021 posts, RR: 1 Reply 19, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1985 times:
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I thought for sure it would be Massachusetts. They have to be the worst drivers in the world. I cringe when I'm on the Mass Pike. Though I have to agree with the Toyota Sienna. I have a tendency to break the law speed wise to get away from them. I want to see the picture of the guy she was seeing. He must be one desperate son of a gun.
Blue
Professor Foltz: You push down on that yolk, the houses get bigger, you pull back on the yolk, the houses get bigger.
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16819 posts, RR: 57 Reply 20, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1981 times:
Quoting jetblueguy22 (Reply 19): I want to see the picture of the guy she was seeing. He must be one desperate son of a gun.
Maybe he's really hot and this was just a "pity-doink"?
jetblueguy22 From United States of America, joined Nov 2007, 2021 posts, RR: 1 Reply 21, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1977 times:
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Quoting DocLightning (Reply 20): Maybe he's really hot and this was just a "pity-doink"?
Ah excellent point! A slump buster I believe they are called! He must have been really in a deep hole (no pun intended).
Blue
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Revelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 10456 posts, RR: 20 Reply 22, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1972 times:
At least there's a sort of Zen to driving in Massachusetts, and you can have some semblance of relative safety if you stick to the slow lane and keep your head on a swivel, and you can swim with the sharks in the fast lane if you chose to do so.
On the FL Pike they'll come over and cut you out even if you are in the slow lane minding your own business, they have no idea of what lanes are for, they'd drive the wrong way down the interstate if we'd let them, they are totally insane in my book...
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16819 posts, RR: 57 Reply 23, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1947 times:
Quoting jetblueguy22 (Reply 21): Ah excellent point! A slump buster I believe they are called! He must have been really in a deep hole
Of course, just looking at her, I wonder how one might even tell if one were in or not...
ltbewr From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12333 posts, RR: 12 Reply 24, posted (7 months 1 week 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1923 times:
The post intro story sounds like something Jay Leno would feature in his weird stories bits. It just proves how people have no common sense when they drive.
Among my choices of 'Worst Driving Offenders':
The 'clueless' driver, one not familiar with the area and makes sudden cut-offs to make the exit they need or turn.
The 'GPS idiot', drivers who slavishly follow GPS's, ignoring all common sense, let it distract the from real driving.
The ones on cell phones, especially ones emotional in their discussion and ignoring their first duty to drive.
SUV drivers going too fast for the physics of their vehicles, especially in snowy/wet/icy conditions.
The fast lane driver going the speed limit or less.
The bumper kissers, at high speeds climbing up your ***, tying to get 1 more car length.
The bored/tired driver, easily distracted and not paying full attention to driving.
Ones driving unsafe cars, with 'see through tires', parts rusting off, leaking exhaust systems, non-operating tail/stop/signal lights.
Those that don't use turn signals when changing lanes or making a turn.
I live in New Jersey, which has way too many bad drivers, but due to low average speeds, our death rates are among the lowest in the USA.
25 DocLightning: In Northern CA, it's a Sienna going 55 in the left lane.
26 rfields5421: Thank goodness it wasn't one of my distant relatives in Arkansas.
27 stealthz: There are some not so bright passengers as well(and the drivers let them get away with it.) This afternoon on my way home from work, sunny but cool Sp
28 PHX787: Seems like people always blame their own state for being bad drivers. Living concurrently between Phoenix and Cincinnati, I think PHX has to get the a
29 superfly: I was thinkng the same exact thing. LOL! Umm, her face looks awful! There is nothing she could do to make herself attractive.
30 Revelation: Yep, that's what makes it soooo strange that her ex-hubby was taking her to a date with another dude!
31 PHLBOS: There could be a whole separate thread on this item alone. I've encountered many people who have the GPS = GOD mentality in terms of navigation. What
32 us330: In certain suburban neighborhoods, its soccer moms w huge SUVs w at least two or three kids in the car and yapping on her cell phone while the kids ar
34 type-rated: Once saw a guy flying down the freeway with a laptop positioned on the steering wheel hub and a cell phone to his ear. These wonders never cease to am
35 PMUA787: Very true. You can tell how many accidents they have had by the stickers on the back like a soccer ball, baseball or ballet slipper
36 MrChips: Not even close, and not just because I drive one (courteously) myself. Audi drivers are worse. Beyond that, the worst drivers on the road in my area
37 EA CO AS: You mean the guy who spent over $50K on a top-of-the-line crew cab 4X4 and then hung a $5.00 pair of plastic testicles off the rear axle?
38 Revelation: Had one of those all over my backside yesterday. I was doing 65 in a 55 and in the left lane because I was about to take a left hand exit, but Bro di
39 helvknight: Here the worst drivers are said to be from Kanton Aargau (the AG on the plate is said to standfor "Achtung Gefahr" (Warning, Danger). As am Aargauer m
40 zippyjet: Some interesting ones in no particular order: 1. Old people backing up on an Interstate highway. 2..A fat gnome driving in the fast lane of I-95 at 70
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