Leftypilot79 From United States of America, joined Jun 2002, 455 posts, RR: 6
Reply 15, posted (12 years 11 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1204 times:
AHHH...how cute...Curious George.
"Now Stuart....what does mama say about Colonoscopies?"
"I dont wanna say."
"Stuart, go on and say it....what does MAMA say about COLONOSCIPIES?"
"People get colonoscipies if they are lieing to see if they are full of POOP".
Its not from an actual show....just written as the characters.
Mx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (12 years 11 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1171 times:
**CBS News Update***
Tonight at 9:00pm. live coverage of Preisdent Bush's colonoscopy. Never before shown footage of a presidents gastrointestinal tract.
Dial 800 678 POOP - if you think that's all they'll find.
Dial 800 678 ALIEN - if you think they will find a exciting new life form up the Presidents rectum.
Dial 800 678 POLICY - if you think they will find the Presidents policies.
Dial 800 678 BRAIN - if you think they will show startling footage of the Presidents atrophied brain.
Dial 800 678 CRACK - if you think they will find a flying saucer shaped crack pipe.
Dr.DTW From United States of America, joined May 2000, 290 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (12 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1157 times:
Colonoscopy is a way to look inside the colon, and remove, or take biopsies from polyps or other abnormal tissue.
A flexible long tube (colonoscope), which has a light source and a camera at its' end, is inserted into the rectum, and advanced foward into the rest of the patient's colon (large intestine). The video images of the colon are displayed on a television monitor, as the physician advances the scope through the colon. The doctor looks for abnormal tissue, or anything else that may be unusual. If a biopsy of tissue is required, the doctor has the ability to thread biopsy forceps through the colonoscope, and take a sample of tissue.
In more simple terms, it's like someone is putting a long camera in your butt, and watching the inside of your colon on T.V.
Since this procedure can be quite painful, patients are given IV sedation and pain control.
Bruce From United States of America, joined May 1999, 5068 posts, RR: 15
Reply 22, posted (12 years 11 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1118 times:
Well, the doctor said "Mr. Prez, we know you're pulling all these new policies out of your ass so we're gonna go have a look in there to see where you get all these ideas from. This wont hurt a bit......."
Bruce Leibowitz - Jackson, MS (KJAN) - Canon 50D/100-400L IS lens
L1011 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 1703 posts, RR: 9
Reply 23, posted (12 years 11 months 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1102 times:
I've had it twice, and was told to come back in ten years to have it done again. The procedure is nothing. I was put to sleep and when I awoke I didn't even know they had done it. The worst part is the day before when you have to drink horrible-tasting laxatives, and you'd better not get more then ten feet away from the bathroom for the rest of the day. In the morning you have to give yourself an enema, which is also horrible. But the actual procedure is nothing, and there are no after effects.