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Bush To Undergo Colonoscopy On Saturday  
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1102 times:

And the scary part? He'll be under sedation-that puts Cheney in charge!!

 Wow!

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User currently offlineHurricane From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 1443 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1071 times:

Not like Cheney wan't running the country anyway...just kidding. How'd you like to be the lucky doctor? Ughh...

User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7737 posts, RR: 16
Reply 2, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1050 times:

I'd like to know what health plan Bush has where he gets Saturday appointments???

My dad had one of those a couple of months ago... but I think they did not sedate him, probably just a local and some KY.



Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1046 times:

I'd like to know what health plan Bush has where he gets Saturday appointments???

LMAO! For some reason he gets preferential treatment at Bethesda.


User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1039 times:

Bush undergoing brain surgery? Of course he's got to be sedated!

User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1033 times:

Is this a problem due to all the people kissing his arse?

User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 6, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1031 times:

heavymetal's right- they're checkin for brain function Big grin

User currently offlineLeftypilot79 From United States of America, joined Jun 2002, 455 posts, RR: 6
Reply 7, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1019 times:

LOL HEAVYMETAL.....brain surgery is something thats kinda hard though. No KY for him...maybe some sandpaper....or some sand in the vasoline. HAHAH


aaron


User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Reply 8, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1012 times:
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What is Colonoscopy?




In Arsene we trust!!
User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1009 times:

Ask Mcringring.

User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Reply 10, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1005 times:
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What would he know, he's busy sorting his Mcnuggets and fries........




In Arsene we trust!!
User currently offlineMcringring From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1006 times:

It's what 777236ER tried to do to me. Needless to say the KROCker riot squad quickly put an end to that.

User currently offlineSuper Em From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 442 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 996 times:

Don't worry Cheney and Bush Sr will take over. Oops wait a minute, they were running the country anyways.

User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Reply 13, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 992 times:








What's another word for thesaurus?
User currently offlineFlyingbronco05 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 971 times:

Now the people of the US can see what is up his butt!

Now the people of the US will know if he's full of $h!t

 Big grin  Big grin  Big grin




Never Trust Your Fuel Gauge
User currently offlineLeftypilot79 From United States of America, joined Jun 2002, 455 posts, RR: 6
Reply 15, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 968 times:

AHHH...how cute...Curious George.

"Now Stuart....what does mama say about Colonoscopies?"
"I dont wanna say."
"Stuart, go on and say it....what does MAMA say about COLONOSCIPIES?"
"People get colonoscipies if they are lieing to see if they are full of POOP".



aaron


Its not from an actual show....just written as the characters.  Smile


User currently offlineMcringring From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 966 times:

Does he need any help?

Signed, Matt D


User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 946 times:

This thread went EXACTLY as I wanted it to go-to get a little humor on here.  Big thumbs up

And Dripstick, I swear you make me laugh more than anyone on here. I just might have to put you on the Respected Users List. Great set of pictures!!!


User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 935 times:

**CBS News Update***

Tonight at 9:00pm. live coverage of Preisdent Bush's colonoscopy. Never before shown footage of a presidents gastrointestinal tract.

Tonights poll:

Dial 800 678 POOP - if you think that's all they'll find.
Dial 800 678 ALIEN - if you think they will find a exciting new life form up the Presidents rectum.
Dial 800 678 POLICY - if you think they will find the Presidents policies.
Dial 800 678 BRAIN - if you think they will show startling footage of the Presidents atrophied brain.
Dial 800 678 CRACK - if you think they will find a flying saucer shaped crack pipe.

Hurry voting ends 8:59pm.


User currently offlineDr.DTW From United States of America, joined May 2000, 289 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 921 times:

Colonoscopy is a way to look inside the colon, and remove, or take biopsies from polyps or other abnormal tissue.

A flexible long tube (colonoscope), which has a light source and a camera at its' end, is inserted into the rectum, and advanced foward into the rest of the patient's colon (large intestine). The video images of the colon are displayed on a television monitor, as the physician advances the scope through the colon. The doctor looks for abnormal tissue, or anything else that may be unusual. If a biopsy of tissue is required, the doctor has the ability to thread biopsy forceps through the colonoscope, and take a sample of tissue.

In more simple terms, it's like someone is putting a long camera in your butt, and watching the inside of your colon on T.V.

Since this procedure can be quite painful, patients are given IV sedation and pain control.


User currently offlineVC-10 From United Kingdom, joined Oct 1999, 3695 posts, RR: 35
Reply 20, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 913 times:
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The title of this thread reminded me of the old joke about Ronald Ragan having an asshole transplant, but the asshole rejected him.

User currently offlineKolobokman From Russia, joined Oct 2000, 1180 posts, RR: 7
Reply 21, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 902 times:

Colonoscopy is when they remove the OTHER half of the brain.


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User currently offlineBruce From United States of America, joined May 1999, 5036 posts, RR: 16
Reply 22, posted (11 years 9 months 4 weeks ago) and read 882 times:

Well, the doctor said "Mr. Prez, we know you're pulling all these new policies out of your ass so we're gonna go have a look in there to see where you get all these ideas from. This wont hurt a bit......."


Bruce Leibowitz - Jackson, MS (KJAN) - Canon 50D/100-400L IS lens
User currently offlineL1011 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 1651 posts, RR: 9
Reply 23, posted (11 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 866 times:
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I've had it twice, and was told to come back in ten years to have it done again. The procedure is nothing. I was put to sleep and when I awoke I didn't even know they had done it. The worst part is the day before when you have to drink horrible-tasting laxatives, and you'd better not get more then ten feet away from the bathroom for the rest of the day. In the morning you have to give yourself an enema, which is also horrible. But the actual procedure is nothing, and there are no after effects.

Bob Bradley
Richmond, VA



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User currently offlineExitRow From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (11 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 863 times:



It is my understanding that they found no polyps. But they did find Ari Fleischer's glasses up there. Wonder how they got there?



25 Dripstick : LOL ExitRow, I've heard of brown-nosing, but that's ridiculous! Dripstick
26 Post contains images Alpha 1 : Well, Dripstick, it sounds like Exit Row is an expert on that subject.
27 Heavymetal : GENE SISKEL LIVES! PRAISE JESUS!
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