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The Danger Of Eating Chocolate  
User currently offlineGeezer From United States of America, joined Aug 2010, 1479 posts, RR: 2
Posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2978 times:

I just learned from a highly reputable source that eating chocolate can, under certain circumstances, be very hazardous to one's health;


A few examples below..........





























































































It makes your head get smaller.........................


Stupidity: Doing the same thing over and over and over again and expecting a different result; Albert Einstein
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User currently offlinejpetekyxmd80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4378 posts, RR: 27
Reply 1, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2939 times:

Great thread Charlie.


The Best Care in the Air, 1984-2009
User currently offlineSmittyOne From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2879 times:

All I want to do right now is pour a bunch of molten chocolate in my eyes so I never have to see that again.

Been awhile since we've had this guy pay us a visit:



User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7803 posts, RR: 52
Reply 3, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 2809 times:

Well, didn't see that coming   


Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlinetugger From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 5418 posts, RR: 8
Reply 4, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 2782 times:

And cue Sir Mix-A-Lot:
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

  

Tugg 



I don’t know that I am unafraid to be myself, but it is hard to be somebody else. -W. Shatner
User currently offlineairtrainer From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 1557 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2725 times:

Quoting Geezer (Thread starter):
It makes your head get smaller.........................

  


Apart from this, the only danger I see is becoming addictive...



Life is short : eat dessert first !
User currently offlineDreadnought From United States of America, joined Feb 2008, 8787 posts, RR: 24
Reply 6, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 5 days ago) and read 2668 times:

I'm sure Superfly will find her to his liking 


Veni Vidi Castratavi Illegitimos
User currently offlineBMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 15715 posts, RR: 26
Reply 7, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 2628 times:

Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 7):
I'm sure Superfly will find her to his liking 

He's actually in that picture, but is obscured by the ass.



Why do Aerospace Engineering students have to turn things in on time?
User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26361 posts, RR: 76
Reply 8, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2548 times:

Quoting SmittyOne (Reply 2):

You owe me a new set of eyes. Mine are burned forever.

Quoting BMI727 (Reply 8):
Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 7):
I'm sure Superfly will find her to his liking 

He's actually in that picture, but is obscured by the ass.

    



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User currently offlinefridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1442 posts, RR: 11
Reply 9, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 2483 times:
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Quoting N1120A (Reply 8):
You owe me a new set of eyes. Mine are burned forever.

I will NEVER eat chocolate again!!! Thanks a lot Charley!

Superfly, Superfly, can you hear me? Are you in there? Are you alright? Yell if you can, we'll send a rescue party!



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User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5478 posts, RR: 13
Reply 10, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 2477 times:



So this is what happened to Precious?



I'm Zippyjet & I approve of this message!
User currently offlinevirgin744 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 919 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2300 times:

   cue Superfly!

 


User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 7192 posts, RR: 17
Reply 12, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2281 times:

Quoting virgin744 (Reply 11):
cue Superfly!

He's currently frolicking it up with Sam Chui in Qatar  



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User currently offlineBMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 15715 posts, RR: 26
Reply 13, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2278 times:

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 12):
He's currently frolicking it up with Sam Chui in Qatar

No he isn't. He's buried in under that...thing.

You know, I just realized what she looks like. In the game Candy Land there's that one bad guy who's like an avalanche of fudge or something who will hold you up until you roll a certain number or something. I think he's like the last monster on the board before you win or something. Anyway, I think she might be that in real life.



Why do Aerospace Engineering students have to turn things in on time?
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39693 posts, RR: 75
Reply 14, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2230 times:

Quoting BMI727 (Reply 7):
Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 7):
I'm sure Superfly will find her to his liking 

He's actually in that picture, but is obscured by the ass.

        

Quoting fridgmus (Reply 9):
Superfly, Superfly, can you hear me? Are you in there? Are you alright? Yell if you can, we'll send a rescue party!

I just made it out!   



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlinemirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7443 posts, RR: 62
Reply 15, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 2113 times:
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Quoting airtrainer (Reply 5):

Quoting Geezer (Thread starter):
It makes your head get smaller.........................

I beg to differ.

I think Supefly's head got BIGGER upon viewing!



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User currently onlineB777LRF From Luxembourg, joined Nov 2008, 1300 posts, RR: 3
Reply 16, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2045 times:

Jeebus, whole villages of normal sized people could be living inside the volume commanded by her right thigh alone!


From receips and radials over straight pipes to big fans - been there, done that, got the hearing defects to prove
User currently offlineGeezer From United States of America, joined Aug 2010, 1479 posts, RR: 2
Reply 17, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1922 times:

Quoting B777LRF (Reply 16):
Jeebus, whole villages of normal sized people could be living inside the volume commanded by her right thigh alone!

Yeah, but can you just imagine what that "bush" must look like ?



Stupidity: Doing the same thing over and over and over again and expecting a different result; Albert Einstein
User currently offlineDreadnought From United States of America, joined Feb 2008, 8787 posts, RR: 24
Reply 18, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1909 times:

Quoting Geezer (Reply 17):
Yeah, but can you just imagine what that "bush" must look like ?

You would have to come properly equipped.



And considering that she probably can't even fit in a shower, once you've hacked your way in you will need this:

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/shutterbox/shutterbox0808/shutterbox080800004/3414039-man-with-gas-mask.jpg



Veni Vidi Castratavi Illegitimos
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