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The Risk Of Getting Kids  
User currently offlinesteffenbn From Denmark, joined Apr 2010, 263 posts, RR: 0
Posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 6995 times:

Hey all.

What are the risks of having kids?

I was drunk and had intercourse with a girl - by accident I forgot to "Pull out". She then said "Now you are going to be a father". What are the percentage of getting a girl pregnant? I will and shall not have kids!

Am I doomed? Is there some hope for me that she didn't get pregnant?

I'm teryfied of the thoughts about being a dad! I'm only 22 and not ready for the role of a parent!

Please help! Steffen


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User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3810 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 6978 times:

Hi Steffen!

Well some couples try their whole lives to have kids and never do, while others have sex once and the woman is pregnant. So while your girl yesterday might not be 100% confirmed pregnant now, the outcome is so live changing that you don't want to rely on any statistical odds. This might be the end of life as you know it, so you have to act NOW, as every minute and hour counts.
Doctors can prescribe a "morning-after pill" and you absolutely HAVE to get your girl to get this. Sounds easy if she's on the same page with you (i.e. doesn't want to become a mother yet) but I can see there are situations when she doesn't want to cooperate. Reasons include:
1) She's religious and doesn't want to interfere with God giving her a kid,
2) she's older (or ugly) and realizes that this might be the last chance for her to have a kid,
3) she is a bitch and tries to have a kid with you paying lots of money during the next 18 years.
So anyway, act now, call her, talk to her.
Before the end of today, you will have to go to the doctor, clinic or hospital with her. If you don't manage to do this, your life might be totally messed up after today (or maybe it might be the best thing that ever happened to you, but honestly, probably not).

Good luck man.
Soren   



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User currently offlinesteffenbn From Denmark, joined Apr 2010, 263 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 6963 times:

Hey Soren.I forgot to mention that right after the sex she said, and I quote: "Now you are going to be a dad" - So I guess that

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 1):
morning-after pill"

is out of the question!

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 1):
1) She's religious and doesn't want to interfere with God giving her a kid,

I NEVER do those girls!

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 1):
2) she's older (or ugly) and realizes that this might be the last chance for her to have a kid,

She's 19 and is actually "Okay" - I've been with much uglier girls!

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 1):
3) she is a bitch and tries to have a kid with you paying lots of money during the next 18 years.

I guess you nailed it with this one!!



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User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3810 posts, RR: 51
Reply 3, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 6948 times:

Hey Steffen,

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 2):
morning-after pill is out of the question!

...is actually the one and only solution here, as annoying as it might seem. You'll have to invest a lot of energy into this now, your next 6 hours should involve nothing else but trying to track down that girl and talk to her. It might seem impossible now, but if your chance is slim then that's better than regretting this for the rest of your life. Does she have your number? Maybe she wants to talk to you but doesn't know how to contact you?
From my experience, Danish people are very reasonable and have a good common sense. Talk to her and you'll see she'll be different than yesterday night.
But most importantly, DO SOMETHING! These next hours might shape the rest of your life. Don't just hope she's not pregnant. Even if you block it out now and hope for the best, one day she'll knock on your door and then you'll pay for years and years to come. And even worse, you'll know you have a son or daughter but she might not even let you see the kid. She might have a different man to act as the kid's father, but the money comes from you.

So I'll say it one more time, go out there, track her down, talk to her. This is the only sensible thing now. The day has to end with you taking her to the hospital. That is the only, ONLY, and I repeat only way you'll be able to continue your life the way you want it to be.

Again, good luck.

Soren   



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User currently offlineQFA380 From Australia, joined Jul 2005, 2060 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 6928 times:

My troll alarms are ringing like crazy but I'll bite.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I will and shall not have kids!
Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
"Pull out"

If you're absolutely freaked out about even remote chance of kids then you should be utilising more advanced contraception than pull out. Oh and I don't know any 19 year olds who freely engage in sex who are indifferent towards having kids except the trailer trash I guses.

Does she know your name/phone number/where you live/circle of friends? If not don't worry about it and continue living life.

Answering the question though, probability could be close to zero or quite high. The creators' grand trick on men who don't want kids is to make women more likely to have sex (particularly drunken one night stands) when shel is at her most fertile. If she's not in those few days the chances are pretty low. Thus how the lay came about could give you some indication, ie prior interest in you, whether she threw herself at you or put up any token resistance etc.


User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3810 posts, RR: 51
Reply 5, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 6913 times:

Steffen I wouldn't pay attention to what QFA380 writes. Look at the age group on QFA380's profile. This one in particular:

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 4):
Does she know your name/phone number/where you live/circle of friends? If not don't worry about it and continue living life.

This is the most stupid thing you can do. There are all kinds of ways to find out a kid's father, at least in our developed countries. You'll get into trouble some day. The problem is that during the years before she comes for your money, you won't have a peaceful night as you'll be worried every minute.
So don't let other people fool you into thinking you're off the hook. You're not. Act now, talk to people. Talk to your friends, your parents. Maybe not your drinking buddies from yesterday night. And most important, track her down. And do it now.

Soren   



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User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7693 posts, RR: 21
Reply 6, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 6900 times:
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If this isn't just a stupid joke, then someone is MASSIVELY lacking in sex education.......but - I think it's a joke, of sorts.


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User currently offlinesteffenbn From Denmark, joined Apr 2010, 263 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 6826 times:

This is no Troll or Joke - This is serious, Thanks for the advice Soren!

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 5):
Act now, talk to people. Talk to your friends, your parents. Maybe not your drinking buddies from yesterday night. And most important, track her down. And do it now.

I'll talk to her tommorrow - would do it now, but my hangovers are killing me!

-Steffen



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User currently offlineAF1624 From France, joined Jul 2006, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 6815 times:

Wow, not sure if trolling or just really crazy.

BUT, I have to say, I don't know how the law is in Denmark but here I would simply be able to NOT be a parent to that child, as the law in France gives responsibility to the woman over her own body but this does include taking the responsibility of raising a child alone if she decides to have a child with a person whom will definitely NOT recognise the child as being his *son* (the child is his biological son but all ties can be ended there).

Now, you should probably talk to her and get her to take the pill. If she doesn't, at 19, there's a good chance she'll be pregnant (as women that age are particularly fertile) - but it's also not 100%.



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User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7693 posts, RR: 21
Reply 9, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 6814 times:
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Quoting steffenbn (Reply 7):
This is no Troll or Joke - This is serious, Thanks for the advice Soren!
Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I was drunk and had intercourse with a girl - by accident I forgot to "Pull out"

Well, if you're serious then there's one thing here you need to know, which you already should at 22 but here goes anyway - 'pulling out' is not contraception, and won't protect you from disease. If you're going to go out, get drunk and sleep with randomn women, TAKE CONDOMS - and use them.



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User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3810 posts, RR: 51
Reply 10, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 6790 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 7):
I'll talk to her tommorrow - would do it now, but my hangovers are killing me!

Are you kidding? It's the "morning after" pill, not the "maybe some time later next week" pill!

So getting over your hangover is more important to you than your future, her future and your child's future? Sorry I have to say this, but you're incredibly incredible naive for waiting the whole day today and not acting, hoping things sort themselves out. Back when you started this thread and I posted the first reply, there were still some serious chances for a happy ending. Now that you waited the whole day without tracking her down and taking her to the doctor, you're almost 100% screwed. And this is because you feel too hung over right now? Seriously??
That morning after pill, the chances of success sink by the hour. But you just sit there and wait until tomorrow because of your headache or whatever.

I'm speechless.

Soren   



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User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7693 posts, RR: 21
Reply 11, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 6784 times:
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Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 10):
I'm speechless.

The guy claims to be 22 and thinks that 'pulling out' is a proper means of contraception - I really wouldn't be that shocked that his hangover takes priority over potentially life-changing situations.



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User currently offlinehOMSaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1160 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 6784 times:

I sense epic thread status here.


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User currently offlinemoose135 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 2301 posts, RR: 10
Reply 13, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 6763 times:

Quoting hOMSaR (Reply 12):
I sense epic thread status here.

He should definitely bring her a snowglobe when he sees her.



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User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7693 posts, RR: 21
Reply 14, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 6732 times:
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Quoting moose135 (Reply 13):
He should definitely bring her a snowglobe when he sees her.

Alas the snowglobe stage appears to have been completely bypassed here.....



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User currently offlineSmittyOne From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 6729 times:



Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 10):
happy ending

Epic choice of words.


Quoting RussianJet (Reply 9):
If you're going to go out, get drunk and sleep with randomn women, TAKE CONDOMS - and use them.

Or get a good friend to kick you in the nuts instead.

[Edited 2012-12-09 09:18:12]

User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7693 posts, RR: 21
Reply 16, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6712 times:
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Quoting SmittyOne (Reply 15):

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 10):
happy ending

Epic choice of words.

   Too true - Soren, you're a legend.....



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User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21526 posts, RR: 55
Reply 17, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6718 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 7):
I'll talk to her tommorrow - would do it now, but my hangovers are killing me!

DO. IT. NOW.

-Mir



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User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7693 posts, RR: 21
Reply 18, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6709 times:
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Quoting Mir (Reply 17):
DO. IT. NOW.

-Mir

Best post yet. Still not too late to act.



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User currently offlineklm672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2433 posts, RR: 3
Reply 19, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6691 times:

I've just canceled all my plans for today and will be following this thread!

User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7831 posts, RR: 52
Reply 20, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6678 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I was drunk

Oh don't worry, alcohol kills sperm, you are fine



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User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7693 posts, RR: 21
Reply 21, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6675 times:
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Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 20):
Oh don't worry, alcohol kills sperm, you are fine

And STIs - don't forget the plethora of potentiall crippling or fatal diseases one could catch - booze takes care of that too.



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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19411 posts, RR: 58
Reply 22, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6674 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I was drunk and had intercourse with a girl - by accident I forgot to "Pull out". She then said "Now you are going to be a father". What are the percentage of getting a girl pregnant? I will and shall not have kids!

I'm sorry, but did nobody ever have a talk with you?

You are using the withdrawal method. If you do that, you have a risk of about 30% of being a father at the end of any given year of sexual activity.

If you use condoms, the risk drops to about 5%.

If you insist she be on contraception, the risk drops below 1%.

Guess the next two weeks or so will be nerve-wracking. Next time, wrap it.


User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2376 posts, RR: 21
Reply 23, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6672 times:

I hate to admit it but I did the same stupid mistake last year with a woman much older than me. (She was 37, I was 24 but she was pretty damn hot)

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 1):
2) she's older (or ugly) and realizes that this might be the last chance for her to have a kid,

Exactly that was her reasoning for not wanting to do something to prevent getting pregnant. She refused to get an abortion after we had been together if she would have become pregnant, and before we were together, she said she was on the pill which turned out to be a lie. Anyway I could only blame myself for being so stupid. Luckily she didn't get pregnant. Will never act that stupidly again.


User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21526 posts, RR: 55
Reply 24, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6653 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 22):
I'm sorry, but did nobody ever have a talk with you?

Actually, I took care of that.

Signed,



-Mir



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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7831 posts, RR: 52
Reply 25, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6897 times:

But on a serious note guys, we all know:

A: Pull out method is a poor method and has a high failure rate
B: He did not utilize the pull out method

I fail to see the problem  



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User currently offlineJBirdAV8r From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 4488 posts, RR: 21
Reply 26, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6880 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 22):
I'm sorry, but did nobody ever have a talk with you?

You are using the withdrawal method. If you do that, you have a risk of about 30% of being a father at the end of any given year of sexual activity.

If you use condoms, the risk drops to about 5%.

If you insist she be on contraception, the risk drops below 1%.

Guess the next two weeks or so will be nerve-wracking. Next time, wrap it.

This.

Food for thought: All those people you see that get "accidentally pregnant"--do you think those people just didn't bother "pulling out," and that's what caused their pregnancy? Do you think they just hoped for the best every time they had sex?

Of course not.

And the obvious: Next time, don't be an idiot. Use your brain. Why get so drunk to "forget" to be safe? It's probably not worth it.



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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19411 posts, RR: 58
Reply 27, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6945 times:

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 25):
A: Pull out method is a poor method and has a high failure rate
B: He did not utilize the pull out method

Technically he did because he did intend to use it. And it failed. Hence the high failure rate.  
Quoting Mir (Reply 24):
Signed,

  

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 23):
she said she was on the pill which turned out to be a lie.

She's sick in the head. And it's a common sickness, unfortunately. If she's pregnant, then she's got you. You're her baby-daddy for the next 18 years.

I hope she isn't pregnant. This sort of start is never very good for the kid. And I hope you think with the other head next time.


User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2376 posts, RR: 21
Reply 28, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6914 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 27):
She's sick in the head. And it's a common sickness, unfortunately. If she's pregnant, then she's got you. You're her baby-daddy for the next 18 years.

I hope she isn't pregnant. This sort of start is never very good for the kid. And I hope you think with the other head next time.

Indeed she is. Her lie and desperation to get pregnant could change not only her life forever but also mine against my will. But as I said, the luck was on my side.  


User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7831 posts, RR: 52
Reply 29, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6859 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 27):
Technically he did because he did intend to use it. And it failed. Hence the high failure rate.

But isn't failing at failing succeeding??  



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User currently offlineAF1624 From France, joined Jul 2006, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 30, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6843 times:

Ahah, this is one of these awesome threads.

OP, any news ?!

I'll go get some popcorn.



Cheers
User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2269 posts, RR: 7
Reply 31, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 6739 times:

I have a better idea: Don't touch a girl next time.

I'm straight... but one good thing about gay sex is: zero risk of pregnancy  


User currently offlineRara From Germany, joined Jan 2007, 2057 posts, RR: 2
Reply 32, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 6735 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 7):
I'll talk to her tommorrow - would do it now, but my hangovers are killing me!



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User currently offlinetugger From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 5421 posts, RR: 8
Reply 33, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 6724 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 22):
I'm sorry, but did nobody ever have a talk with you?

Well you know Doc many, many guys get their real "sex education" from situations like Steffen's, as another example see (emphasis added by me):

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 23):
Exactly that was her reasoning for not wanting to do something to prevent getting pregnant. She refused to get an abortion after we had been together if she would have become pregnant, and before we were together, she said she was on the pill which turned out to be a lie. Anyway I could only blame myself for being so stupid. Luckily she didn't get pregnant. Will never act that stupidly again.

And with that, most guys learn to be really careful (well sort of, we still get drunk or just meet hot girls and have stupid sex). Real fear and panic is an excellent educational tool.

Quoting JBirdAV8r (Reply 26):
Food for thought: All those people you see that get "accidentally pregnant"--do you think those people just didn't bother "pulling out," and that's what caused their pregnancy? Do you think they just hoped for the best every time they had sex?

I know quite a few practicing Catholics that have "surprise" gifts from God when they don't expect it.  

Tugg



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User currently offlinevikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 9783 posts, RR: 26
Reply 34, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 6722 times:
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Quoting AF1624 (Reply 30):
Ahah, this is one of these awesome threads.

OP, any news ?!

I doubt we'll be hearing from the OP anymore (at least in this thread), but this did crack me up:

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 7):
I'll talk to her tommorrow - would do it now, but my hangovers are killing me!

I'm guessing this whole episode (if it was real) started out with:

"I'll put a condom on later - would do it now, but I'm too drunk".



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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19411 posts, RR: 58
Reply 35, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 6693 times:

Quoting vikkyvik (Reply 34):
I'm guessing this whole episode (if it was real) started out with:

"I'll put a condom on later - would do it now, but I'm too drunk".

Ah, the voice of experience...   


User currently offlinebristolflyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2290 posts, RR: 0
Reply 36, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 6682 times:

I was just about to post a serious reply when I saw the comment about the hangover. That makes me think that this thread is a joke.

Have you thought about having sex with her again? That way your lil' swimmers can go after the ones from last night and beat them up so she doesn't get pregnant.



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User currently offlinefrancoflier From France, joined Oct 2001, 3738 posts, RR: 11
Reply 37, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 6626 times:




Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting...
User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7831 posts, RR: 52
Reply 38, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 6610 times:

Quoting bristolflyer (Reply 36):
I was just about to post a serious reply when I saw the comment about the hangover. That makes me think that this thread is a joke.

My thoughts exactly. Either that or he doesn't care enough to take any serious advice. Either way, thanks for the laugh and hope she's not pregnant!



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User currently offlineflymia From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 7123 posts, RR: 9
Reply 39, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 6586 times:

I feel like this is a joke too. Especially when thinking about a hang over or how attractive she is, is part of the conversation.

If not a joke why the morning after pill was put of the question is beyond me. Here in the states you can get it over the counter with no doctor prescription. I hope the girl and the OP realizes the morning after pill is not an abortion pill. It attempts to prevent pregnancy, not terminate it. It takes a while, sometime a few days for the pregnancy to actually occur if I understand it right from 9th grade health class.

Also if she wasn't at her most fertile time the chances are actually very low but there is always a chance. And if it was during a fertile time chances go up a bit but still it is more likely than not that so is not pregnant. But who knows.

Best of luck if this is a real thread.



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User currently offlineDarkSnowyNight From United States of America, joined Jan 2012, 1346 posts, RR: 3
Reply 40, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 6581 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 22):

You are using the withdrawal method. If you do that, you have a risk of about 30% of being a father at the end of any given year of sexual activity.

??????????

Shouldn't that statistic be measured by incident rather than time interval? I mean, I can't just compile 1996 (224,976,328 incidents; fast times at Sherwood High, I guess) & 2008 (.00127 incidents; married) and call it an average, can I?

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 29):
But isn't failing at failing succeeding??  

No. This is failing squared.



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User currently offlineRevelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 12340 posts, RR: 25
Reply 41, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 6544 times:

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 4):
If you're absolutely freaked out about even remote chance of kids then you should be utilising more advanced contraception than pull out. Oh and I don't know any 19 year olds who freely engage in sex who are indifferent towards having kids except the trailer trash I guses.

I love posts like this.

The horse is out of the barn, so closing the gate does no good now, but I suppose pointing out his mistakes makes you feel better some how?

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 7):

I'll talk to her tommorrow - would do it now, but my hangovers are killing me!

Yes, this needs to be on the list of Epic A.net Posts of 2012, sad but true.

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 20):
Oh don't worry, alcohol kills sperm, you are fine

And women have a way of shutting that thing down, so no worries... 
Quoting tugger (Reply 33):
Well you know Doc many, many guys get their real "sex education" from situations like Steffen's

I got mine via a condom that broke while in use. Wondered why the sex felt so good till after it was over and saw the sad remains of the condom hanging there. Spent a very nervous few weeks, did I. After that, she agreed to go on the pill. Later in life, she told me she had fertility issues, she had a hard time getting pregnant even when she wanted to be. One of her two ovaries were removed when she was a youngster and lord knows if that had an impact on her other ovary or not.



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User currently offlineAaron747 From Japan, joined Aug 2003, 8021 posts, RR: 26
Reply 42, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 6489 times:

Not to be crass, but might be a better idea to give her a pearl necklace next time instead of going all the way. Just a suggestion :P


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User currently offlineKen777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 8189 posts, RR: 8
Reply 43, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 6452 times:

Actually she might be giving you a hard time. On the pill, but things it's a good idea to give guys who don't use a condom a hard time.

Or she's already taken the pill because she was drunk and dropped her standards for a mate for the night.  Wow!


User currently offlineCerecl From Australia, joined Jul 2008, 727 posts, RR: 0
Reply 44, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 6435 times:

First, let this be a lesson to you. Exercise some discretion with regard to binge drinking, sexual encounter and safe sex practice.
Having said that, falling pregnant is actually not that easy. Your partner has to be at the right time of the cycle. Ovulation does not happen continuously. Even if you and your partner are completely healthy and without any of long list of conditions that hinder the chance of fertilisation, the chance of a pregnancy AT THE IDEAL TIME is only around 30%. If any of you have a medical condition (that you may nor may not be aware of), the probability takes a hit.


User currently offlineaerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7166 posts, RR: 13
Reply 45, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 6421 times:

Go and get her drunk again tonight and spike her drink with the "jesus" pill...(the saviour of your life.. ) Or if she likes drinking and drugs say that the "morning after" pill is an ecstasy pill so she takes it and your life continues as normal.

User currently offlineTheCol From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2038 posts, RR: 6
Reply 46, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 6413 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I was drunk and had intercourse with a girl by accident I forgot to "Pull out". She then said "Now you are going to be a father". What are the percentage of getting a girl pregnant?
Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
Am I doomed?
Quoting steffenbn (Reply 7):
I'll talk to her tommorrow - would do it now, but my hangovers are killing me!

Wow, I think Anet just sunk to a new low.   

Quoting francoflier (Reply 37):
Quoting bristolflyer (Reply 36):

Have you thought about having sex with her again? That way your lil' swimmers can go after the ones from last night and beat them up so she doesn't get pregnant.

LMAO, these made my night.   



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User currently offlineStarAC17 From Canada, joined Aug 2003, 3354 posts, RR: 9
Reply 47, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 6315 times:

I'll think this is nonsense but I'll bite as well.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I was drunk and had intercourse with a girl - by accident I forgot to "Pull out". She then said "Now you are going to be a father". What are the percentage of getting a girl pregnant? I will and shall not have kids!

Pulling out is not effective because sperm can still enter the vagina even if it has been done successfully. Also it isn't easy to do in the first place, you know why you didn't pull out because you were drunk and it feels too damn good even when sober. Being drunk just makes you think less.

Porn makes pulling out look easy but trust me I know, it isn't.

I hope you get out of this but next time use a condom (smacks you over the head).

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
Am I doomed? Is there some hope for me that she didn't get pregnant?

Yes, but you may not know for weeks.

The probability depends on when this girl's last period was. If she just had it a day or two ago (up to a week) ago or over 3 weeks ago then the chances fall off less but its always possible. If it is between those time frames then its higher.

Also that is assuming a normal menstrual cycle, something a 19 year old may not have.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I'm teryfied of the thoughts about being a dad! I'm only 22 and not ready for the role of a parent!

As you should be. I'm 28 and not ready for it either.

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 9):
Well, if you're serious then there's one thing here you need to know, which you already should at 22 but here goes anyway - 'pulling out' is not contraception, and won't protect you from disease. If you're going to go out, get drunk and sleep with randomn women, TAKE CONDOMS - and use them.

  

My ex was on the pill and I still used condoms a good amount of the time.



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User currently offlineStarAC17 From Canada, joined Aug 2003, 3354 posts, RR: 9
Reply 48, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 6307 times:

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 23):
Exactly that was her reasoning for not wanting to do something to prevent getting pregnant. She refused to get an abortion after we had been together if she would have become pregnant, and before we were together, she said she was on the pill which turned out to be a lie. Anyway I could only blame myself for being so stupid. Luckily she didn't get pregnant. Will never act that stupidly again.

This actually hits close to home, dated a woman of that age and she really didn't want me to use condoms at all. She went on the pill and I didn't trust her on it but I was aware of her cycle at least.

Quoting flymia (Reply 39):
I hope the girl and the OP realizes the morning after pill is not an abortion pill. It attempts to prevent pregnancy, not terminate it. It takes a while, sometime a few days for the pregnancy to actually occur if I understand it right from 9th grade health class.

It can take weeks before there is any evidence, even if the egg is fertilized it has still to attach to the lining of the uterus. The morning sickness can take much longer to appear and the missed periods may be overlooked.

Quoting Cerecl (Reply 44):
Having said that, falling pregnant is actually not that easy. Your partner has to be at the right time of the cycle. Ovulation does not happen continuously. Even if you and your partner are completely healthy and without any of long list of conditions that hinder the chance of fertilisation, the chance of a pregnancy AT THE IDEAL TIME is only around 30%. If any of you have a medical condition (that you may nor may not be aware of), the probability takes a hit.

This sounds like a one night stand and the OP I bet didn't know her cycle.



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User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3066 posts, RR: 5
Reply 49, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 6257 times:

Quoting Cerecl (Reply 44):
First, let this be a lesson to you. Exercise some discretion with regard to binge drinking, sexual encounter and safe sex practice.

Indeed. An excellent rule of thumb to follow is "If you're going out to drink, don't pick anyone up. If you're going out to pick someone up, don't drink". Following this rule will save you from all sorts of "morning after" bad situations.



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User currently offlinesteffenbn From Denmark, joined Apr 2010, 263 posts, RR: 0
Reply 50, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 6271 times:

Wow - this thread really got out of hand! It was started as a serious thread and it turned out to become a magnet for trollers here on A.net!

Quoting AF1624 (Reply 30):
OP, any news ?!

Well, yes and no.. I have written to Her on facebook - But I've recieved no answer from Her - although that facebook writes "Read 01:26"

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 23):
Exactly that was her reasoning for not wanting to do something to prevent getting pregnant. She refused to get an abortion after we had been together if she would have become pregnant, and before we were together, she said she was on the pill which turned out to be a lie. Anyway I could only blame myself for being so stupid. Luckily she didn't get pregnant. Will never act that stupidly again.

What a bitch - hopefully this won't be the case in my case!

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 9):
'pulling out' is not contraception

I do know that it isn't contraception.

Quoting Cerecl (Reply 44):
First, let this be a lesson to you. Exercise some discretion with regard to binge drinking, sexual encounter and safe sex practice.
Having said that, falling pregnant is actually not that easy. Your partner has to be at the right time of the cycle. Ovulation does not happen continuously. Even if you and your partner are completely healthy and without any of long list of conditions that hinder the chance of fertilisation, the chance of a pregnancy AT THE IDEAL TIME is only around 30%. If any of you have a medical condition (that you may nor may not be aware of), the probability takes a hit.

Thanks - now my mind is a bit more at ease. Maybe I'll have my luck and she won't get pregnant!


To all of those who think this is a troll-thread - it's not!



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User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21526 posts, RR: 55
Reply 51, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 6241 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 50):
Well, yes and no.. I have written to Her on facebook - But I've recieved no answer from Her - although that facebook writes "Read 01:26"

I assume that Facebook is the only means of getting hold of her that you have? Because you should really be trying other avenues if they exist.

Also, is "Read 01:26" what you wrote or what she wrote back?

-Mir



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User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6133 posts, RR: 30
Reply 52, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 6212 times:
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Quoting TSS (Reply 49):
Indeed. An excellent rule of thumb to follow is "If you're going out to drink, don't pick anyone up. If you're going out to pick someone up, don't drink". Following this rule will save you from all sorts of "morning after" bad situations.

Well, yeah. That does not really work. I´m not a chick magnet, but it´s not like when I go out I have a goal of picking anyone up. often, it´s the reverse. If it happens, it happens. My rule is to load up on condoms when you are going out and while you are still sober. Any woman who is consicuos about her health, and her maternal desires WILL demand you put something on. If she does not, it´s fishy (no pun intended)



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User currently offlineQFA380 From Australia, joined Jul 2005, 2060 posts, RR: 1
Reply 53, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 6180 times:

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 10):
Are you kidding? It's the "morning after" pill, not the "maybe some time later next week" pill!

WHO found it can is reasonably effective up to 5 days. To prevent pregnancy 'the pill' prevents the zygote from being embedded in the lining of the uterus. This does not happen straight after you have sex (nor does fertilisation for that matter).

Quoting StarAC17 (Reply 48):
I didn't trust her on it but I was aware of her cycle at least.

There's an app for that.

Quoting Mir (Reply 51):
Also, is "Read 01:26" what you wrote or what she wrote back?

She read the message from him to her at 1:26.

She's ignoring you and probably isn't taking you at all seriously, irrespective of the fact she said you'd be a father. Your pain can be her amusement and she'll look after herself.


User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3810 posts, RR: 51
Reply 54, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 6152 times:

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 53):
She's ignoring you and probably isn't taking you at all seriously, irrespective of the fact she said you'd be a father. Your pain can be her amusement and she'll look after herself.

Yes that's what might be the case. Steffen, you have to keep tracking her down, and find out if it was serious or if she was pulling a really bad prank on you. But even in that case (she's on the pill and tries to fool you into thinking she isn't) the chances are still higher than 0 that she's pregnant.
From the time you spent with her (assuming you weren't too drunk), is that a thing she's likely to do? Did she have a mean humor? Did she give you any clues about her personality?
Did you know her before Saturday night? (If not, then you only know her in her drunk state. Assuming she was drunk too and not just you.)
Again, no matter what, you still have to get in touch with her.

Soren   

[Edited 2012-12-10 00:54:19]


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User currently offlineBongodog1964 From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2006, 3535 posts, RR: 3
Reply 55, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 6065 times:

Quoting Mir (Reply 51):
Quoting steffenbn (Reply 50):Well, yes and no.. I have written to Her on facebook - But I've recieved no answer from Her - although that facebook writes "Read 01:26" I assume that Facebook is the only means of getting hold of her that you have? Because you should really be trying other avenues if they exist.

This is the point where I decided to join the "this is a windup" brigade. Surely even the youngsters of today wouldn't ask "have I got you pregnant" via facebook ?


User currently offlineAF1624 From France, joined Jul 2006, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 56, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 6048 times:

Quoting Bongodog1964 (Reply 55):
This is the point where I decided to join the "this is a windup" brigade. Surely even the youngsters of today wouldn't ask "have I got you pregnant" via facebook ?

I'm pretty sure they would, actually. Even more so if it's the only way to communicate with the other person!

Could the OP share more about the type of relationship he's had with said lady? Everyone here assumes it's a one-night stand but we don't really know..



Cheers
User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 2376 posts, RR: 21
Reply 57, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 6014 times:

Quoting StarAC17 (Reply 48):

This actually hits close to home, dated a woman of that age and she really didn't want me to use condoms at all. She went on the pill and I didn't trust her on it but I was aware of her cycle at least.
Quoting steffenbn (Reply 50):

What a bitch - hopefully this won't be the case in my case!

All I learned from this is that you can never trust a woman who says that she is on the pills, because they often have a secret agenda.

Important lesson to learn!


User currently offlineSmittyOne From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 58, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks ago) and read 5971 times:

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 57):
All I learned from this is that you can never trust a woman who says that she is on the pills, because they often have a secret agenda.

Indeed. The General is inescapably responsible for the troops under his command.


User currently offlineANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3300 posts, RR: 13
Reply 59, posted (1 year 7 months 3 weeks ago) and read 5963 times:
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Quoting steffenbn (Reply 50):
Wow - this thread really got out of hand! It was started as a serious thread and it turned out to become a magnet for trollers here on A.net!

Do you really not understand why? Let's review!

1) Got drunk, had sex, no protection or contraception.
2) TERRIFIED OF PREGNANCY (funny enough, not scared of disease...)
3) Comes on AIRLINERS.NET instead of family, friends, doctor, etc.
4) Gets advice from several people, which all say GET THIS TAKEN CARE OF NOW!!!!!!
5) Comes back with, "Eh, I'm hungover, I'll do it tomorrow."
6) Is told, "Tomorrow is too late, do it NOW!"
7) Comes back with, "I used Facebook. No response! I guess I should just hope she's not pregnant."

steffenbn, I don't know you personally, and the drunken adventure may have been an unusual move for you. But the only conclusion I (and many others) can draw from your comments is that you're either making this all up, or you're one of the most stubborn, idiotic people in the world (I know my language is harsh, and maybe the moderators will see fit to delete my post, but I think it's important someone gives you "tough love" in a harsher way since Soren's comments clearly didn't get to you).

YOU NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS SITUATION NOW. Even if she isn't pregnant, you need to go SEE her (forget Facebook, forget texting, forget anything else). Tell her, in no uncertain terms, that you do not want to be a father and that you want her to take the morning-after pill (though it's almost definitely too late). You need to make her understand your fear and feelings about this.

And, hopefully, you'll learn from this. The only way to completely prevent pregnancy is not to have sex, but you need to be using condoms (and, ideally, a second method of birth control) to protect you and your partner from disease and pregnancy risk. My girlfriend and I have been dating 3.5 years (and will probably get married) but we still use a condom every single time, despite her being on a reliable form of birth control.

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User currently offlineAF1624 From France, joined Jul 2006, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 60, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 5930 times:

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 59):
My girlfriend and I have been dating 3.5 years (and will probably get married) but we still use a condom every single time, despite her being on a reliable form of birth control.

That's a bit over the top, though, in my opinion (and, respectfully, in my opinion only).

I've been dating girls on the pill for about seven years (3 relationships, 3yrs, 3yrs, 1yr). Each time, we got checked up first (HIV, Hep B&C, the usual stuff) and being negative the three of them got on the pill and we never used condoms anymore (and it's SO much better without it, let's be honest).

And of course, never had a pregnancy, not even a scare.

Also the pill helps regulate the woman's cycle, and the PMS is a lot less intense.

[Edited 2012-12-10 07:28:49]


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User currently offlineANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3300 posts, RR: 13
Reply 61, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 5917 times:
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Quoting AF1624 (Reply 60):
That's a bit over the top, though, in my opinion (and, respectfully, in my opinion only).

Oh, it absolutely is over the top, I agree! My girlfriend is on a birth control patch which, as you said, helps regulates her cycle and prevents pregnancy. By itself, it's plenty reliable (she relied only on the patch with her last two boyfriends at their insisting, not hers), but we're both young professionals who, right now, do not want any risk of pregnancy. I may have been exaggerating for steffenbn's sake when I said we use a condom "every single time" because, you're right, it's much better without.

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User currently offlinevikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 9783 posts, RR: 26
Reply 62, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 5859 times:
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Quoting AF1624 (Reply 60):

I've been dating girls on the pill for about seven years (3 relationships, 3yrs, 3yrs, 1yr). Each time, we got checked up first (HIV, Hep B&C, the usual stuff) and being negative the three of them got on the pill and we never used condoms anymore (and it's SO much better without it, let's be honest).

And of course, never had a pregnancy, not even a scare.

That's fine, but even the pill is not 100% effective.

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 59):
Do you really not understand why? Let's review!

1) Got drunk, had sex, no protection or contraception.
2) TERRIFIED OF PREGNANCY (funny enough, not scared of disease...)
3) Comes on AIRLINERS.NET instead of family, friends, doctor, etc.
4) Gets advice from several people, which all say GET THIS TAKEN CARE OF NOW!!!!!!
5) Comes back with, "Eh, I'm hungover, I'll do it tomorrow."
6) Is told, "Tomorrow is too late, do it NOW!"
7) Comes back with, "I used Facebook. No response! I guess I should just hope she's not pregnant."

      

Either he made this all up for kicks, he's really clueless, or he just doesn't care.



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User currently offlineStarAC17 From Canada, joined Aug 2003, 3354 posts, RR: 9
Reply 63, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 5813 times:

Quoting AR385 (Reply 52):
Well, yeah. That does not really work. I´m not a chick magnet, but it´s not like when I go out I have a goal of picking anyone up. often, it´s the reverse. If it happens, it happens.

In my experience and the experience of people I know you pick up when you are not trying. Women can sense desperation from a mile away and when you are trying it shows.

Furthermore if you want some action get them drunk and stay sober  .

Quoting AF1624 (Reply 60):
I've been dating girls on the pill for about seven years (3 relationships, 3yrs, 3yrs, 1yr). Each time, we got checked up first (HIV, Hep B&C, the usual stuff) and being negative the three of them got on the pill and we never used condoms anymore (and it's SO much better without it, let's be honest).

The biggest key is that the lines of communication are always open and you want the same thing out of life.



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User currently offlinebjorn14 From Norway, joined Feb 2010, 3387 posts, RR: 2
Reply 64, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 5820 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 2):
She's 19 and is actually "Okay" - I've been with much uglier girls!

Hmm...as Rodney Dangerfield said "I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure have woken up with a few"

Beer Goggles?

My guess is that she's just messing with you or Scandinavia is littered with women who think it's cool to raise a child by themselves and the State will take care care of most of it.



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User currently offlinen229nw From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 1937 posts, RR: 32
Reply 65, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 5799 times:

If you aren't mature enough to deal with the consequences of sex and with the fact that there is another human being involved (not just a vagina), maybe you should stick to Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

Quoting bjorn14 (Reply 64):
My guess is that she's just messing with you or Scandinavia is littered with women who think it's cool to raise a child by themselves and the State will take care care of most of it.

Did you write the Ace of Bass song "All that she wants is another baby"?   



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User currently offlineKiwiRob From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 7136 posts, RR: 3
Reply 66, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 5797 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):

I was drunk and had intercourse with a girl - by accident I forgot to "Pull out". She then said "Now you are going to be a father". What are the percentage of getting a girl pregnant? I will and shall not have kids!

You do realise you can still knock them up even if you do pull out before spraying her boobies. Best bet is to just bang them up the back door on one nighters.

If you've got super boys like mine you'll be able to knock up chicks easily, every time my missus and I have tried for kids we've nailed it first time.

Quoting AF1624 (Reply 8):
I don't know how the law is in Denmark but here I would simply be able to NOT be a parent to that child

If it's anything like Norway he will be responsible for the kid.

Quoting JBirdAV8r (Reply 26):
Food for thought: All those people you see that get "accidentally pregnant"--do you think those people just didn't bother "pulling out," and that's what caused their pregnancy? Do you think they just hoped for the best every time they had sex?

My wife said one morning when I was super horny, "I'm warning you, if we have sex this morning I will get pregnant", I laughed, I know my guys work well but said I'll take the risk, the following morning wife was convinced she was up the duff, two weeks later and a test confirmed it. I can't complain my daughter (nearly 16 month old) is fantastic and the light of my life.


User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19411 posts, RR: 58
Reply 67, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 5797 times:

Quoting n229nw (Reply 65):
If you aren't mature enough to deal with the consequences of sex and with the fact that there is another human being involved (not just a vagina), maybe you should stick to Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

The trouble with this argument is that the decision to abstain also requires maturity. Also, he's 24-25. If you've ever been a man that age, you must understand that testicles are responsible for a good portion of mental function.

I read/hear about people having unprotected sex all the time. It just makes me facepalm.


User currently offlinemoose135 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 2301 posts, RR: 10
Reply 68, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5698 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 67):
Also, he's 24-25. If you've ever been a man that age, you must understand that testicles are responsible for a good portion of mental function.

Doesn't that apply to men of just about any age...
:D

[Edited 2012-12-10 12:29:23]


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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19411 posts, RR: 58
Reply 69, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5708 times:

Quoting moose135 (Reply 68):


Doesn't that apply to men of just about any age...
:D

Generally, before age 12 or so they think with their brains.  


User currently offlineStarAC17 From Canada, joined Aug 2003, 3354 posts, RR: 9
Reply 70, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5690 times:

Quoting n229nw (Reply 65):
If you aren't mature enough to deal with the consequences of sex and with the fact that there is another human being involved (not just a vagina), maybe you should stick to Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

I think that Doc will attest to what I'm going to say.

You won't stop people immature or mature from having sex ever! It's instinctual. Also this goes both ways, why wasn't the OP's partner insisting on a condom as well.

What you can do is educate kids as young as possible on how to do it safely so they can explore their sexuality and get the benefits from having sex regularity. Some good benefits from sex that are often overlooked.

- It's a huge stress relief and we are too stressed out today.
- It's a good workout.
- If proper measures are taken the dangers of sex are less than 1%.



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User currently offlineGatorman96 From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 870 posts, RR: 0
Reply 71, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 5636 times:

If you are able to get her in your car, drive backwards for the exact amount of time its been right before you pulled out. This will not only save you gas mileage and remove miles from your odometer (saving you millions of dollars), it will also reverse time, undoing any stupid shit you've done in the past 36 hours...


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User currently offlinen229nw From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 1937 posts, RR: 32
Reply 72, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 5624 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 67):
If you've ever been a man that age, you must understand that testicles are responsible for a good portion of mental function.

I've been a man at that age and other ages. And it's sadly always true...I guess that is why women are superior to us.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 67):
The trouble with this argument is that the decision to abstain also requires maturity.

But that's definitely a good point. I take back my sanctimonious earlier post, and will allow everyone else's sanctimonious posts to stand in its place.

Quoting StarAC17 (Reply 70):
the dangers of sex

That sounds like the bad sequel to the Joy of Sex...

Quoting Gatorman96 (Reply 71):

If you are able to get her in your car, drive backwards for the exact amount of time its been right before you pulled out. This will not only save you gas mileage and remove miles from your odometer (saving you millions of dollars), it will also reverse time, undoing any stupid shit you've done in the past 36 hours...

Best...post...EVER

  



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User currently offlineMaverick623 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 5567 posts, RR: 6
Reply 73, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 5540 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
Hey all.

'sup.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):

What are the risks of having kids?

Too numerous to mention... though I will point out, that even though people say it's "18 years of (insert witty comment here)", the truth is that it's a lifetime of experiences.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I was drunk and had intercourse with a girl - by accident I forgot to "Pull out".

The only way to do that is to be so drunk as to not be capable of keeping it up.

You didn't forget anything by accident. You might have though,t "screw it I'm gonna finish inside her", by accident... but not pulling out is very much a conscious choice.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I will and shall not have kids!

What are you going to do, force her to abort? Pretty sure even in Denmark that's a heinous crime.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
Am I doomed?

Possibly.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
Is there some hope for me that she didn't get pregnant?

Yep.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I'm teryfied of the thoughts about being a dad!

FWIW, I've never heard anyone say that they're not terrified... even if they're trying to have kids.

Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
I'm only 22 and not ready for the role of a parent!

No, you're not ready for the role of a parent because you're an immature person who thinks the pull-out method is a valid form of contraception.

It has nothing to do with your age... I know several people who had kids between the ages of 15 and 18 and are great parents. And you have to look no further than an episode of COPS to find 30+year old people who can't even take care of themselves, let alone a child.



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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7831 posts, RR: 52
Reply 74, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 5507 times:

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 73):
You didn't forget anything by accident. You might have though,t "screw it I'm gonna finish inside her", by accident... but not pulling out is very much a conscious choice.

I was thinking the same thing when I was at work today (sad that this thread came to mind, I know.)

steffenbn, be more responsible! You have a life-changing event here, I don't care if someone punched you in the face and cut off your legs, you can't delay talking to her! The fact that so many people think thread is a joke means you either didn't troll well enough or your actions are so laughable, no one believes you are serious! I'm not trying to be a dick, but you gotta be more careful man!



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User currently offlineGeezer From United States of America, joined Aug 2010, 1479 posts, RR: 2
Reply 75, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 5370 times:

steffenbn; I have only had time to read a few replies, but I must tell you this..........NEVER have sex while you're drinking ! If you just want to drink, then "have at it" and drink; but DON'T "get laid" afterwards ! The two just don't go together !

This may not be very much consolation, and it may not help a bit this time, but statistically speaking, there is ONLY about 4 chances out of 31 that this girl could even GET knocked up on the "night in question"; as I assumed everyone over about 15 knew by now, females are only able to become pregnant about 3 or 4 days out of every month; ( something about when they are "ovulating" or something like that); unfortunately, it's a highly technical (and very "risky" business}, attempting to "figure out" the exact days to keep your pants zipped up !

So good luck; you may very well need it !

Charley



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User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7693 posts, RR: 21
Reply 76, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 5298 times:
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Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 73):
And you have to look no further than an episode of COPS to find 30+year old people who can't even take care of themselves, let alone a child.

Ah yes, 'COPS' - the one, true yardstick by which all American society should be judged!   



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User currently offlineStarAC17 From Canada, joined Aug 2003, 3354 posts, RR: 9
Reply 77, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 5245 times:

Quoting Geezer (Reply 75):
steffenbn; I have only had time to read a few replies, but I must tell you this..........NEVER have sex while you're drinking ! If you just want to drink, then "have at it" and drink; but DON'T "get laid" afterwards ! The two just don't go together !

I agree with this, I can never enjoy sex nearly as much as when I am sober. Your mind tricks you to think it will be better but it isn't.

Quoting Geezer (Reply 75):
This may not be very much consolation, and it may not help a bit this time, but statistically speaking, there is ONLY about 4 chances out of 31 that this girl could even GET knocked up on the "night in question";

To make a few corrections and I may be wrong also and will make some common assumptions. IIRC the egg is viable for 48 hours from when it is released so 2 days or so. 28 days in an average cycle and I have read that it can be as short as 21 days and as long as 35 depending on the woman.

Also what people tend to forget is that the female reproductive system as nutrients for sperm to survive up to a week so even if the woman is going to ovulate a week from when the deed is done there is still a risk of pregnancy.

If that woman has a narrow cycle then if she had sex the day her period ended then pregnancy is still possible.

Quoting Geezer (Reply 75):
as I assumed everyone over about 15 knew by now, females are only able to become pregnant about 3 or 4 days out of every month; ( something about when they are "ovulating" or something like that); unfortunately, it's a highly technical (and very "risky" business}, attempting to "figure out" the exact days to keep your pants zipped up !

I don't think that sex-ed is comprehensive enough because I could find many people who really have no idea or forget rather quickly.

Also the younger the woman the more unstable their menstrual cycle is so it further makes the right time harder to figure out.

Also completely unrelated to this thread but your signature is incorrect as its supposed to be:

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and over again and expecting a different result; Albert Einstein  



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User currently offlineGeezer From United States of America, joined Aug 2010, 1479 posts, RR: 2
Reply 78, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 5216 times:

I'm surprised that no one who has ever been in the military hasn't mentioned this yet, but when I went through boot camp, (and again every time our ship went on a cruise), they showed us a bunch of films; VERY graphic films of what "your little "friend" looks like after it's been infected with various different s.t.d.'s; Believe me, in this day and age, the "chances" of "catching something" are about 500 time GREATER that they EVER were back in the 50's when I saw all of those terrible "drippy, infected looking thingies"; as a matter of fact, I'd venture to say, you chances of NOT catching something from young, immature girls, ("teenagers" ?) is VERY slim, as almost ALL of them are running around with their legs spread apart for every Tom, "Dick" & Harry that comes along ! It's a very well known fact among all public health services that the incidence of s.t.d.'s among teenagers is absolutely off the charts.

There are a few "alternatives" to the "standard method", but I won't go into them here, (for risk of offending some one)

As for "fear of catching something" is concerned, obviously there many preventative measures that one can take, but again, they all require a degree of knowledge, and some fore-thought on the part of both parties. I might add, most s.t.d.'s are relatively easy to treat (and get rid of) if you are careful and do things "timely", but probably the single most common one of all, (genital herpes) is FOR EVER ! If you become infected with herpes, you're going to be looking at a sore, drippy "thingie" from time to time from now on out ! And according to public health officials, the herpes virus is EVERYWHERE now-a-days. (boy, am I ever glad all of my "bumble bee" days are behind me !)

Charley



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User currently offlineAesma From France, joined Nov 2009, 6530 posts, RR: 9
Reply 79, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 5203 times:

Quoting AF1624 (Reply 8):
BUT, I have to say, I don't know how the law is in Denmark but here I would simply be able to NOT be a parent to that child, as the law in France gives responsibility to the woman over her own body but this does include taking the responsibility of raising a child alone if she decides to have a child with a person whom will definitely NOT recognize the child as being his *son* (the child is his biological son but all ties can be ended there).

I hope this will be true one day but it is certainly not true today, although our law and way of life is less black and white on this than in the anglosphere.

You're writing this just as a judge ordered a genetic test on a man suspected of having fathered former Justice Minister Rachida Dati's daughter (Dati is currently European MP and mayor of Paris' 7th arrondissement).

Of course no-one can force a man to raise a child he didn't recognize, however he definitely has to give money to the mother if she gets the courts on-board. In fact he has to directly support the child up to its 25th birthday. And that child will get a fair share of the inheritance too (it's illegal to disown children), in that case we're talking about hundreds of millions euros.



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User currently offlineAF1624 From France, joined Jul 2006, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 80, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 5075 times:

Quoting Aesma (Reply 79):
I hope this will be true one day but it is certainly not true today, although our law and way of life is less black and white on this than in the anglosphere.

You're writing this just as a judge ordered a genetic test on a man suspected of having fathered former Justice Minister Rachida Dati's daughter (Dati is currently European MP and mayor of Paris' 7th arrondissement).

Of course no-one can force a man to raise a child he didn't recognize, however he definitely has to give money to the mother if she gets the courts on-board. In fact he has to directly support the child up to its 25th birthday. And that child will get a fair share of the inheritance too (it's illegal to disown children), in that case we're talking about hundreds of millions euros.

It REALLY does come down on the individual cases though. You're citing a very high profile case but, for a 22 year-old with little or no income, NO court in this country will EVER order the biological father to give the mother an allowance.

Heck, I know cases of friends of mine with divorced parents, with fathers who earn A LOT of money, giving the mother... 60 euros a month. Not revisable with inflation. It's basically a joke !



Cheers
User currently offlinesturmovik From India, joined May 2007, 509 posts, RR: 0
Reply 81, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 5050 times:

I've always regretted that I signed up for a.net long after the epic threads (flairport, the lube thread etc) were done and dusted, but this thread has more than made up for it. I've been laughing the past hour in my office cube and the neighbours are giving me weird looks..   Trolling or not, this is epic.


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User currently offlineAF1624 From France, joined Jul 2006, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 82, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 5034 times:

Quoting sturmovik (Reply 81):
the lube thread

Please do tell us new guys all about this thread. I've heard about Flairport but not the lube thread!



Cheers
User currently offlineRara From Germany, joined Jan 2007, 2057 posts, RR: 2
Reply 83, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 5029 times:

We need more updates by the thread starter!


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User currently offlineSmittyOne From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 84, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 5024 times:

Quoting Geezer (Reply 78):
I'd venture to say, you chances of NOT catching something from young, immature girls, ("teenagers" ?) is VERY slim, as almost ALL of them are running around with their legs spread apart for every Tom, "Dick" & Harry that comes along !

Sounds like you're blaming the spread of STDs on girls...my knowledge of sex may be limited but are not two people still required?


User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3810 posts, RR: 51
Reply 85, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4945 times:

Dear Steffen,

I'd be very curious to know how the story unfolded. Have you had a chance to talk to the girl, and what was her reaction? I do hope she was cooperative and didn't make a psycho war out of this. I hope everything's ok.

Soren   



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Reply 86, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 4920 times:



Dan in Jupiter


User currently offlineWildcatYXU From Canada, joined May 2006, 2598 posts, RR: 5
Reply 87, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 4872 times:

Quoting AF1624 (Reply 82):
Please do tell us new guys all about this thread. I've heard about Flairport but not the lube thread!

Here you go:

Rub Those Breast With Olive Oil (by Superfly Jan 10 2005 in Non Aviation)


User currently offlineAF1624 From France, joined Jul 2006, 654 posts, RR: 0
Reply 88, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 4865 times:

Quoting WildcatYXU (Reply 87):

Oh my god.



Cheers
User currently offlineCanadianDC10 From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 346 posts, RR: 6
Reply 89, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 4866 times:

This is the most ignorant post I've ever read on the internet. And why not just research it online instead of posting it for so many to see as if you're bragging that you got laid?

User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3764 posts, RR: 13
Reply 90, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 4809 times:

Quoting CanadianDC10 (Reply 89):
This is the most ignorant post I've ever read on the internet.

If this is the most ignorant post you've ever read on the internet, you haven't spent enough time on this forum, let alone the internet.   

Cheers
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User currently offlineWildcatYXU From Canada, joined May 2006, 2598 posts, RR: 5
Reply 91, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 4806 times:

Quoting Doona (Reply 90):
If this is the most ignorant post you've ever read on the internet, you haven't spent enough time on this forum, let alone the internet.

I guess this is a good thing. It only means that she has a life!


User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7693 posts, RR: 21
Reply 92, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 4774 times:
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Quoting WildcatYXU (Reply 87):
Here you go:

Rub Those Breast With Olive Oil (

That was truly an entertaining read!



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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7831 posts, RR: 52
Reply 93, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 4756 times:

Quoting SmittyOne (Reply 84):
Sounds like you're blaming the spread of STDs on girls...my knowledge of sex may be limited but are not two people still required?

I think he's talking about lesbians  



Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlinesturmovik From India, joined May 2007, 509 posts, RR: 0
Reply 94, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4662 times:

Quoting WildcatYXU (Reply 87):
Here you go:

  

Quoting Doona (Reply 90):
If this is the most ignorant post you've ever read on the internet, you haven't spent enough time on this forum, let alone the internet.

Indeed. She oughta read the comments section under any random youtube video. Steffen's post would look like a peer reviewed theoretical physics paper compared to that lot ..  

Those morning after pills work up to 72 hours don't they? He's well beyond that, even counting from the time of posting. Wonder what the latest is..



'What's it doing now?'
User currently offlineDeltal1011man From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 9289 posts, RR: 14
Reply 95, posted (1 year 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 4624 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 7):
I'll talk to her tommorrow - would do it now, but my hangovers are killing me!

and all my pitty for you went away. You gotta be kidding me......smh

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 10):
Are you kidding? It's the "morning after" pill, not the "maybe some time later next week" pill!

lol

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 10):
I'm speechless.

pretty much the same here. I really want to post a smart ass comment, but......yeah nothing.

Quoting hOMSaR (Reply 12):

its been good so far.

Quoting SmittyOne (Reply 15):
Or get a good friend to kick you in the nuts instead.

Always helps.

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 21):
And STIs - don't forget the plethora of potentiall crippling or fatal diseases one could catch - booze takes care of that too.

nahhh all you gotta do is do it in the ocean(salt) or a pool (chlorine) and you safe.    (I only say this because I know someone stupid enough to think the pool thing was true.)

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 22):
Guess the next two weeks or so will be nerve-wracking. Next time, wrap it.

2x

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 31):
I'm straight... but one good thing about gay sex is: zero risk of pregnancy

this can be done with females too. back door ya know.  
Quoting Rara (Reply 32):

lol

Quoting Revelation (Reply 41):
Yes, this needs to be on the list of Epic A.net Posts of 2012, sad but true.

....this might be Epic a.net post period. I have been around for a while, seen a ton of stupid stuff....but really? too hung over? drink a bottle of water and grow up.

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 50):
Wow - this thread really got out of hand! It was started as a serious thread and it turned out to become a magnet for trollers here on A.net!

I'm sorry. How do expect people to react when you say something like "I'll talk to her tommorrow - would do it now, but my hangovers are killing me!"

Quoting AF1624 (Reply 60):
That's a bit over the top, though, in my opinion (and, respectfully, in my opinion only).

depends. Some people don't want kids. I don't. At this point in my life, it gets wrapped period.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 67):
The trouble with this argument is that the decision to abstain also requires maturity. Also, he's 24-25. If you've ever been a man that age, you must understand that testicles are responsible for a good portion of mental function.

.....that age. Its start earlier and ends much later.

Quoting Gatorman96 (Reply 71):

If you are able to get her in your car, drive backwards for the exact amount of time its been right before you pulled out. This will not only save you gas mileage and remove miles from your odometer (saving you millions of dollars), it will also reverse time, undoing any stupid shit you've done in the past 36 hours...

lmfao.



yep.
User currently offlineklm672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2433 posts, RR: 3
Reply 96, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 4179 times:

Quoting sturmovik (Reply 94):
Wonder what the latest is..

me too, any update?


User currently offlinesteffenbn From Denmark, joined Apr 2010, 263 posts, RR: 0
Reply 97, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 4183 times:

Quoting klm672 (Reply 96):
me too, any update?

As soon as I get some news I'll post them!

-steffen



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User currently offlineB747forever From Sweden, joined May 2007, 17052 posts, RR: 10
Reply 98, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 4158 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 97):
As soon as I get some news I'll post them!

So you still do not now what happened?



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User currently offlineKiwiRob From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 7136 posts, RR: 3
Reply 99, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 4138 times:

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 97):

As soon as I get some news I'll post them!

I hope you knocked her up, I'll piss my pants laughing!!!!!


User currently offlinemikeology From United States of America, joined Mar 2012, 124 posts, RR: 0
Reply 100, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 4133 times:

Since discovering this thread about an hour ago i've laughed quite well. My coworkers must think i'm nuts.

I guess i'll be the first to ask. Since you know her on facebook any chance we get a profile pic of this potential mother to be? We all want to know if the juice was worth the squeeze


User currently offlineklm672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2433 posts, RR: 3
Reply 101, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 4098 times:

So we will find out in about 9 months, then? Yes, a picture would be helpful  

User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11615 posts, RR: 60
Reply 102, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 4098 times:

Oh boy, what a thread!

Quoting Bongodog1964 (Reply 55):
This is the point where I decided to join the "this is a windup" brigade. Surely even the youngsters of today wouldn't ask "have I got you pregnant" via facebook ?

Afraid not - that really happens, often as a fall out from the dating process, which has been neatly simplified to 'here's a picture of my dick/boobs etc... fancy a shag?'. Sometimes I think if teenagers could have sex *through* FaceBook they would - then their friends could 'like' it. In fact there's a few well known 'speacialised' parody sites of FB...

Quoting steffenbn (Reply 97):
As soon as I get some news I'll post them!

My guess is that you have just over 50 weeks at most to find out...


Dan  



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User currently offlinemikeology From United States of America, joined Mar 2012, 124 posts, RR: 0
Reply 103, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4068 times:

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 73):
You didn't forget anything by accident. You might have though,t "screw it I'm gonna finish inside her", by accident... but not pulling out is very much a conscious choice.

Truer words have neve been spoken

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 102):
Afraid not - that really happens, often as a fall out from the dating process, which has been neatly simplified to 'here's a picture of my dick/boobs etc... fancy a shag?'. Sometimes I think if teenagers could have sex *through* FaceBook they would - then their friends could 'like' it. In fact there's a few well known 'speacialised' parody sites of FB...

Exactly. Plenty of friends of mine have met girls on Facebook just to maybe go on a date and "hook up" Facebook is probably the easiest way of getting ahold of them again


User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19411 posts, RR: 58
Reply 104, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4064 times:

Quoting Gatorman96 (Reply 71):
If you are able to get her in your car, drive backwards for the exact amount of time its been right before you pulled out. This will not only save you gas mileage and remove miles from your odometer (saving you millions of dollars), it will also reverse time, undoing any stupid shit you've done in the past 36 hours...

What if they had sex on a treadmill?

  


User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6133 posts, RR: 30
Reply 105, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4052 times:
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Quoting mikeology (Reply 103):
Exactly. Plenty of friends of mine have met girls on Facebook just to maybe go on a date and "hook up" Facebook is probably the easiest way of getting ahold of them again

Think Match.com...



MGGS
User currently offlineklm672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2433 posts, RR: 3
Reply 106, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4035 times:

Well, whatever happens, get her a snowglobe. It'll resolve any issues that may have, or might come up.

User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11615 posts, RR: 60
Reply 107, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 4030 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 104):
What if they had sex on a treadmill?

I guess that depends if it was moving or not.   Carpet burns are bad enough...



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User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2269 posts, RR: 7
Reply 108, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3965 times:

Quoting klm672 (Reply 106):
Well, whatever happens, get her a snowglobe. It'll resolve any issues that may have, or might come up.

It's a must for any flight tracking or relationship needs, I agree. Snow globes are magical things, like that.


User currently offlineNZ107 From New Zealand, joined Jul 2005, 6407 posts, RR: 38
Reply 109, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3972 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 102):
Oh boy

Or is that oh girl?   



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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19411 posts, RR: 58
Reply 110, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3938 times:

Quoting klm672 (Reply 106):

Well, whatever happens, get her a snowglobe. It'll resolve any issues that may have, or might come up.

I was waiting for it... Thank you for not disappointing.  


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29791 posts, RR: 58
Reply 111, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 6 days ago) and read 3737 times:

Well next time remember to either keep it in your pants or wrap up willie.

Let this be a lesson to you

Second thingbtonremember, your not doomed until the DNA test comes back.



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User currently offlineklm672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2433 posts, RR: 3
Reply 112, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 3371 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 110):
Quoting klm672 (Reply 106):

Well, whatever happens, get her a snowglobe. It'll resolve any issues that may have, or might come up.


I was waiting for it... Thank you for not disappointing.

No problem! I made use of it in my own post because I knew better asking such questions here on a.net.

Update?


User currently offline3DoorsDown From United States of America, joined Oct 2005, 376 posts, RR: 0
Reply 113, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 3305 times:

I was surprised to see the starter of this thread is 21-25. I would have guessed 9-12. If your knowledge of sex and what happens during and after is that lame, do the world a favor, and never ever have sex again.

User currently offlinemirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7443 posts, RR: 62
Reply 114, posted (1 year 7 months 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 3293 times:
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Quoting steffenbn (Thread starter):
She then said "Now you are going to be a father". What are the percentage of getting a girl pregnant?

Seriously, guy? If you are serious, she doesn't sound too concerned.

Quoting moose135 (Reply 13):

Quoting hOMSaR (Reply 12):
I sense epic thread status here.

He should definitely bring her a snowglobe when he sees her.

MOOOSE!!!! You totally beat me to that. My first thought upon reading the first few sentences!


So any news on the daddy to be?!



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User currently offlinetype-rated From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 4951 posts, RR: 19
Reply 115, posted (1 year 7 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 3115 times:

If you are going to play, be prepared to pay! Use a birth control device.

I can't tell you how many guys have lived messed up lives because they had a one night stand that ended up costing them everything they owned.

You have been forewarned!



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