HoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 803 posts, RR: 0 Posted (5 months 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 3143 times:
Might be a fun thing to try. Use this thread to post whatever. Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).
ANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3233 posts, RR: 14 Reply 6, posted (5 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 3095 times:
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!
(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).
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SmittyOne From United States of America, joined Feb 2012, 899 posts, RR: 2 Reply 7, posted (5 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 3093 times:
Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6): Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!
(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).
Mir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 19712 posts, RR: 56 Reply 8, posted (5 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 3088 times:
Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6): Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!
No, but then again I've never seen a gaggle of geese doing an conga line either.
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FaddyPainter From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2010, 126 posts, RR: 0 Reply 13, posted (5 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 3056 times:
If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.
Therefore this topic consists of a series of sequitur statements which by extension makes the topic non-sequitur.
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16824 posts, RR: 57 Reply 14, posted (5 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 3058 times:
Quoting FaddyPainter (Reply 13): If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.
dc9northwest From Romania, joined Feb 2007, 1735 posts, RR: 4 Reply 24, posted (5 months 2 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 2931 times:
Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1): Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.
Oh so you want people to see your broken keyboard. I guess that must mean the aliens have captured your mind. I'd wear a few tinfoil hats but in Soviet Russia, you kill uranium and plutonium and polonium.
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