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User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1183 posts, RR: 0
Posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 4958 times:

Might be a fun thing to try. Use this thread to post whatever. Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

My cat's breath smells like cat food.


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19730 posts, RR: 58
Reply 1, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 4950 times:

Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.


User currently offlinealoges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8707 posts, RR: 42
Reply 2, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 4943 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Thread starter):
Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

Latin terms sound smart, so people sound smart when they use them.   



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlinefrancoflier From France, joined Oct 2001, 3766 posts, RR: 11
Reply 3, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4937 times:

This is now a cat thread:




Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting...
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11660 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4921 times:

I thought about starting a similar thread but bacon.


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19730 posts, RR: 58
Reply 5, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4920 times:

Quoting francoflier (Reply 3):
This is now a cat thread:


User currently offlineANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3307 posts, RR: 13
Reply 6, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4910 times:
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Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

TIS



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User currently offlineSmittyOne From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4908 times:

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

TIS

Therefore, air has weight.


User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21641 posts, RR: 55
Reply 8, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4903 times:

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

No, but then again I've never seen a gaggle of geese doing an conga line either.

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 7585 posts, RR: 18
Reply 9, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4897 times:

my armpits feel like the gentle caressing of 1000 angels screaming.............


Where is Soren ?  



次は、渋谷、渋谷。出口は、右側です。電車とホームの間は広く開いておりますので、足元に注意下さい。
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11660 posts, RR: 15
Reply 10, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4891 times:

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do.


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7704 posts, RR: 21
Reply 11, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4888 times:
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Everything has an end, but the sausage has two.


✈ Every strike of the hammer is a blow against the enemy. ✈
User currently onlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6217 posts, RR: 30
Reply 12, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4873 times:
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Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

You sound exactly like a guy I know that used too much LSD and now is stuck talking like that.


User currently offlineFaddyPainter From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2010, 131 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4871 times:

If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.

Therefore this topic consists of a series of sequitur statements which by extension makes the topic non-sequitur.

Edit: 1+1=2
Q.E.D.

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:12:42]

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:13:28]

User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19730 posts, RR: 58
Reply 14, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 4873 times:

Quoting FaddyPainter (Reply 13):
If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.


User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1183 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 4847 times:

Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.



I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineSoJo From UK - England, joined Nov 2012, 200 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 4831 times:
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Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 15):
Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.

History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.



RAF Abingdon 1967. I met Beverley from Blackburn. Fantastic!
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19730 posts, RR: 58
Reply 17, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 4820 times:

Quoting SoJo (Reply 16):
History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.

I thought we talked about your hippopotamii already.


User currently offlineFaddyPainter From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2010, 131 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 4802 times:

The word possesses possesses five s's.

User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1183 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 4802 times:

And then there were 4,727,609.


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineSoJo From UK - England, joined Nov 2012, 200 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 4793 times:
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Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19):
And then there were 4,727,609.

You missed out by one number. I think. So, therefore I must be. I think.



RAF Abingdon 1967. I met Beverley from Blackburn. Fantastic!
User currently offlineFaddyPainter From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2010, 131 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 4791 times:

The sentence the word possesses possesses five s's possesses twelve s's.

User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1183 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 4778 times:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11660 posts, RR: 15
Reply 23, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 4756 times:

The song "This Song Is Just Six Words Long" has more than six words.

Barry Manilow didn't write the song "I Write The Songs"

Bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes. That's what I'm gonna make: Bacon pancakes!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2294 posts, RR: 7
Reply 24, posted (1 year 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 4746 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

Oh so you want people to see your broken keyboard. I guess that must mean the aliens have captured your mind. I'd wear a few tinfoil hats but in Soviet Russia, you kill uranium and plutonium and polonium.


25 WrenchBender : WOOF WrenchBender
26 DeltaMD90 : Aww that's too bad![Edited 2012-12-10 17:57:41]
27 Post contains links HoMsaR : Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious: This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)
28 RussianJet : Gah, you fiend!
29 Post contains images PHX787 : No. There were over 9000 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
30 HoMsaR : I'm naked under all my clothes.
31 Post contains links seb146 : www.homestarrunner.com I just watched the video for "Lock And Key" by Juila Fordham for the first time and I think she is lesbian. Beautiful song and
32 Newark727 : I need scissors! 61!
33 ALTF4 : ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊
34 seb146 : To get in to the pack of scissors? Just buy another scissors!
35 DocLightning : All of you just lost the game. That is all.
36 aloges : There's nothing in my freezer, so I need to buy a farm.
37 DeltaMD90 : ̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠
38 Post contains images airkas1 :
39 HoMsaR : If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?
40 Maverick623 : People in glass houses sink ships, so make like a tree and GTFO n00b.
41 Mir : Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal. -Mir
42 PHX787 : Do i really need to post the contents of our FB conversation the other day? No it's because you touch yourself at night.
43 mbmbos : Calgon, take me away!
44 HoMsaR : Silly rabbit, Trix are for hamsters.
45 Post contains images Mir : Technically, it's always daytime somewhere, so your argument is invalid. Like this guy's umbrella: -Mir
46 seb146 : Ah, the big red X. How I dispise thee....
47 PHX787 : お前達はとてもバカと思う :D I no can see it
48 Maverick623 : 静かな白い男の子
49 HoMsaR : And now for something completely different.
50 PHX787 : ORANGES YOU DISHONOR FAMRY
51 Post contains images WrenchBender : WrenchBender
52 seb146 : bah... HUMBUG!! Back to work, slackers!
53 seb146 : Oh, snap!
54 kpitrrat : So Skyfall came in #1 in the Box office at a cool 10.7 Mil. Still......Its a mystery, inside a riddle, wrapped in an ENIGMA!
55 seb146 : Wollerton *ptui* Message is too short, blah... blah... blah...
56 HoMsaR : You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swal
57 Post contains images WrenchBender : Say wut...... WrenchBender
58 Post contains images PHX787 :
59 HoMsaR : Oh, that's where I left my hamburger sauce.
60 seb146 : Two guys walk into a bar. Which is odd because, after seeing the first guy hit it, you would think the second guy would duck.
61 francoflier : Austin Powers: This coffee tastes like shit! Basil: It is shit, Austin Austin: Oh good, then it's not just me.
62 Post contains images HoMsaR :
63 Post contains images airportugal310 : I see your Bump and raise you a candy cane, thrice a fortnight....
64 HoMsaR : I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?
65 DocLightning : Sense: That picture makes none.
66 dc9northwest : It should say "Bump". Picture: None makes that sense. Hey, English is fun. Did you know two words rhyme with orange? Hinge and door.
67 seb146 : there are some thing i wish i could un-see....
68 Post contains images PHX787 : um guys
69 seb146 : ummm... yes and... yes!
70 dc9northwest : Just one yes necessary. The answer to questions containing "or" is yes.
71 HoMsaR : Did you hear the one about people who didn't get what "non squitur" means? They had pancakes for breakfast!
72 seb146 : Oh, you silly. The answer to questions containing "or" is Nebraska!
73 dc9northwest : I'm so used to posting off-topic that I keep missing the post office.
74 HoMsaR : Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been.
75 seb146 : Wierd Al got his picture taken with a dead hooker. What is this world coming to?
76 HoMsaR : And you must be the guy who didn't know if it was a pimple or a boil.
77 Newark727 : On the other hand, recorded human history.
78 seb146 : I'm super, thanks for asking! All things considered, I couldn't be better I must say!
79 Post contains images WrenchBender : Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition WrenchBender
80 seb146 : That awkward moment when you go to post a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on it's head and realize "It's Friday!!"
81 mal787 : why do we sit in the stands? mal787
82 seb146 : The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
83 Airportugal310 : What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?
84 N172DM : Because all the people underwater have big, red apples.
85 seb146 : It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the riiiiiight...
86 seb146 : Rose: Just who the hell do you think you are? Connie: Slipper socks. Size medium!
87 HoMsaR : How about those Brooklyn Dodgers! Are they bums or what?
88 seb146 : I know, right? That last chuker was a give away at 40-love!
89 czbbflier : But who knew that bus rides were better on Blackberries?
90 HoMsaR : I have one plant in my entire home, and it needs watering. That must be why I see more snowflakes falling up than down right now.
91 HoMsaR : The purple elephant dances clockwise on Tuesday.
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