HoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 827 posts, RR: 0 Posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 3278 times:
Might be a fun thing to try. Use this thread to post whatever. Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16932 posts, RR: 57 Reply 1, posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 3270 times:
Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16932 posts, RR: 57 Reply 5, posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 3240 times:
ANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3238 posts, RR: 14 Reply 6, posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 3230 times:
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!
(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).
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SmittyOne From United States of America, joined Feb 2012, 906 posts, RR: 2 Reply 7, posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 3228 times:
Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6): Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!
(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).
Mir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 19813 posts, RR: 56 Reply 8, posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 3223 times:
Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6): Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!
No, but then again I've never seen a gaggle of geese doing an conga line either.
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FaddyPainter From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2010, 127 posts, RR: 0 Reply 13, posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 3191 times:
If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.
Therefore this topic consists of a series of sequitur statements which by extension makes the topic non-sequitur.
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16932 posts, RR: 57 Reply 14, posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 3193 times:
Quoting FaddyPainter (Reply 13): If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16932 posts, RR: 57 Reply 17, posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 3140 times:
Quoting SoJo (Reply 16): History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.
I thought we talked about your hippopotamii already.
dc9northwest From Romania, joined Feb 2007, 1749 posts, RR: 4 Reply 24, posted (6 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3066 times:
Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1): Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.
Oh so you want people to see your broken keyboard. I guess that must mean the aliens have captured your mind. I'd wear a few tinfoil hats but in Soviet Russia, you kill uranium and plutonium and polonium.
Newark727 From United States of America, joined Dec 2009, 1192 posts, RR: 0 Reply 32, posted (6 months 1 week 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 3044 times:
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16932 posts, RR: 57 Reply 35, posted (6 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2963 times:
DeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 5375 posts, RR: 47 Reply 37, posted (6 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2958 times:
Maverick623 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 4779 posts, RR: 6 Reply 40, posted (6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2903 times:
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27): Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:
People in glass houses sink ships, so make like a tree and GTFO n00b.
Maverick623 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 4779 posts, RR: 6 Reply 48, posted (6 months 1 week 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2811 times:
HoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 827 posts, RR: 0 Reply 56, posted (6 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 2734 times:
You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."
WrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 9 Reply 57, posted (6 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2716 times:
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 56): You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."
Airportugal310 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3102 posts, RR: 2 Reply 83, posted (5 months 3 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1908 times:
Quoting seb146 (Reply 82): The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?
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