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User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 5186 times:

Might be a fun thing to try. Use this thread to post whatever. Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

My cat's breath smells like cat food.


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 20615 posts, RR: 59
Reply 1, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 5178 times:

Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.


User currently onlinealoges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8855 posts, RR: 42
Reply 2, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 5171 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Thread starter):
Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

Latin terms sound smart, so people sound smart when they use them.   



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently onlinefrancoflier From France, joined Oct 2001, 3889 posts, RR: 11
Reply 3, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 5165 times:

This is now a cat thread:




Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting...
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 5149 times:

I thought about starting a similar thread but bacon.


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 20615 posts, RR: 59
Reply 5, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 5148 times:

Quoting francoflier (Reply 3):
This is now a cat thread:


User currently offlineANITIX87 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 3311 posts, RR: 13
Reply 6, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 5138 times:
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Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

TIS



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User currently offlineSmittyOne From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 5136 times:

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

TIS

Therefore, air has weight.


User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21963 posts, RR: 55
Reply 8, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 5131 times:

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

No, but then again I've never seen a gaggle of geese doing an conga line either.

-Mir



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User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 8030 posts, RR: 18
Reply 9, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 5125 times:

my armpits feel like the gentle caressing of 1000 angels screaming.............


Where is Soren ?  



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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 10, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 5119 times:

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do.


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7731 posts, RR: 21
Reply 11, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 5116 times:

Everything has an end, but the sausage has two.


✈ Every strike of the hammer is a blow against the enemy. ✈
User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6694 posts, RR: 34
Reply 12, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 5101 times:
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Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

You sound exactly like a guy I know that used too much LSD and now is stuck talking like that.


User currently offlineFaddyPainter From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2010, 131 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 5099 times:

If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.

Therefore this topic consists of a series of sequitur statements which by extension makes the topic non-sequitur.

Edit: 1+1=2
Q.E.D.

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:12:42]

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:13:28]

User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 20615 posts, RR: 59
Reply 14, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 5101 times:

Quoting FaddyPainter (Reply 13):
If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.


User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 5075 times:

Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.



I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently onlineSoJo From France, joined Nov 2012, 217 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 5059 times:
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Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 15):
Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.

History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.



RAF Abingdon 1967. I met Beverley from Blackburn. Fantastic!
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 20615 posts, RR: 59
Reply 17, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 5048 times:

Quoting SoJo (Reply 16):
History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.

I thought we talked about your hippopotamii already.


User currently offlineFaddyPainter From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2010, 131 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 5030 times:

The word possesses possesses five s's.

User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 5030 times:

And then there were 4,727,609.


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently onlineSoJo From France, joined Nov 2012, 217 posts, RR: 2
Reply 20, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 5021 times:
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Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19):
And then there were 4,727,609.

You missed out by one number. I think. So, therefore I must be. I think.



RAF Abingdon 1967. I met Beverley from Blackburn. Fantastic!
User currently offlineFaddyPainter From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2010, 131 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 5019 times:

The sentence the word possesses possesses five s's possesses twelve s's.

User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 5006 times:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 23, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 4984 times:

The song "This Song Is Just Six Words Long" has more than six words.

Barry Manilow didn't write the song "I Write The Songs"

Bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes. That's what I'm gonna make: Bacon pancakes!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2305 posts, RR: 5
Reply 24, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 4974 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

Oh so you want people to see your broken keyboard. I guess that must mean the aliens have captured your mind. I'd wear a few tinfoil hats but in Soviet Russia, you kill uranium and plutonium and polonium.


User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 8
Reply 25, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 5044 times:

WOOF

WrenchBender



Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 8057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 26, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 5026 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 17):
ʇɥbıɐɹʇs ʎןןɐʇoʇ ɯɐ ı

Aww that's too bad!

[Edited 2012-12-10 17:57:41]


Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 27, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 5038 times:

Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)



I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7731 posts, RR: 21
Reply 28, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 5018 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Gah, you fiend!



✈ Every strike of the hammer is a blow against the enemy. ✈
User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 8030 posts, RR: 18
Reply 29, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 5010 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19):
And then there were 4,727,609.

No. There were over 9000  
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 22):
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 28):
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Gah, you fiend!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 30, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 4976 times:

I'm naked under all my clothes.


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 31, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 4965 times:

www.homestarrunner.com

I just watched the video for "Lock And Key" by Juila Fordham for the first time and I think she is lesbian. Beautiful song and a beautiful voice.



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently onlineNewark727 From United States of America, joined Dec 2009, 1375 posts, RR: 0
Reply 32, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 4953 times:

I need scissors! 61!

User currently offlineALTF4 From United States of America, joined Jul 2010, 1214 posts, RR: 4
Reply 33, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 4898 times:

ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉  


The above post is my opinion. Don't like it? Don't read it.
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 34, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 4890 times:

Quoting Newark727 (Reply 32):
I need scissors! 61!

To get in to the pack of scissors? Just buy another scissors!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 20615 posts, RR: 59
Reply 35, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 4872 times:

All of you just lost the game.

That is all.


User currently onlinealoges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8855 posts, RR: 42
Reply 36, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 4870 times:

There's nothing in my freezer, so I need to buy a farm.


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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 8057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 37, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 4867 times:

Quoting ALTF4 (Reply 33):
ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉  

̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞ !!!!!!!  Wow!
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞



Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineairkas1 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2003, 4035 posts, RR: 55
Reply 38, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 4864 times:



User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 39, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 4833 times:

If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineMaverick623 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 5801 posts, RR: 7
Reply 40, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 4812 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

People in glass houses sink ships, so make like a tree and GTFO n00b.



"PHX is Phoenix, PDX is the other city" -777Way
User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21963 posts, RR: 55
Reply 41, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 4810 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 39):
If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?

Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 8030 posts, RR: 18
Reply 42, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 4807 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 35):
All of you just lost the game.

Do i really need to post the contents of our FB conversation the other day?

Quoting Mir (Reply 41):
Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

No it's because you touch yourself at night.



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User currently offlinembmbos From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2617 posts, RR: 1
Reply 43, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4804 times:

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42):
No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Calgon, take me away!


User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 44, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4802 times:

Silly rabbit, Trix are for hamsters.


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21963 posts, RR: 55
Reply 45, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 4783 times:

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42):
No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Technically, it's always daytime somewhere, so your argument is invalid.

Like this guy's umbrella:



-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 46, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4760 times:

Ah, the big red X. How I dispise thee....


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 8030 posts, RR: 18
Reply 47, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4746 times:

お前達はとてもバカと思う
:D

Quoting Mir (Reply 45):
Like this guy's umbrella:

I no can see it



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User currently offlineMaverick623 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 5801 posts, RR: 7
Reply 48, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 4720 times:

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 47):
お前達はとてもバカと思う

静かな白い男の子



"PHX is Phoenix, PDX is the other city" -777Way
User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 49, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4713 times:

And now for something completely different.


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 8030 posts, RR: 18
Reply 50, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4712 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 49):
And now for something completely different.

ORANGES

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 48):
静かな白い男の子

YOU DISHONOR FAMRY



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User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 8
Reply 51, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4718 times:

My crew and Santa 2009


WrenchBender



Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 52, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4699 times:

Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 51):
WrenchBender

bah... HUMBUG!! Back to work, slackers!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 53, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 4695 times:

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 48):

Oh, snap!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlinekpitrrat From United States of America, joined Oct 2011, 195 posts, RR: 0
Reply 54, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 4685 times:

So Skyfall came in #1 in the Box office at a cool 10.7 Mil.

Still......Its a mystery, inside a riddle, wrapped in an ENIGMA!


User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 55, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 4678 times:

Wollerton *ptui*

Message is too short, blah... blah... blah...



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 56, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 4643 times:

You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."

I just now get that.



I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 8
Reply 57, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 4625 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 56):
You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."
Sasebo the wonder pup

Say wut......

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User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 8030 posts, RR: 18
Reply 58, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 4594 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 55):
Message is too short, blah... blah... blah...



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User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 59, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 4532 times:

Oh, that's where I left my hamburger sauce.


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 60, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 4516 times:

Two guys walk into a bar. Which is odd because, after seeing the first guy hit it, you would think the second guy would duck.


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently onlinefrancoflier From France, joined Oct 2001, 3889 posts, RR: 11
Reply 61, posted (2 years 1 month 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 4495 times:

Austin Powers: This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin
Austin: Oh good, then it's not just me.



Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting...
User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 62, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 4369 times:




I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineairportugal310 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3745 posts, RR: 2
Reply 63, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 4353 times:

I see your Bump and raise you a candy cane, thrice a fortnight....




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User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 64, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 4134 times:

I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?


I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 20615 posts, RR: 59
Reply 65, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 4099 times:

Quoting airportugal310 (Reply 63):

Sense: That picture makes none.


User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2305 posts, RR: 5
Reply 66, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 4087 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 64):

I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

It should say "Bump".

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 65):
Sense: That picture makes none.

Picture: None makes that sense.

Hey, English is fun. Did you know two words rhyme with orange?

Hinge and door.


User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 67, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 4076 times:

there are some thing i wish i could un-see....


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 8030 posts, RR: 18
Reply 68, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 4071 times:

um guys




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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 69, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 4066 times:

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 68):
um guys

ummm... yes and... yes!



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User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2305 posts, RR: 5
Reply 70, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 4066 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 69):
ummm... yes and... yes!

Just one yes necessary.

The answer to questions containing "or" is yes.


User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 71, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 4041 times:

Did you hear the one about people who didn't get what "non squitur" means?

They had pancakes for breakfast!



I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 72, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 4029 times:

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 70):
The answer to questions containing "or" is yes.

Oh, you silly. The answer to questions containing "or" is Nebraska!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlinedc9northwest From Switzerland, joined Feb 2007, 2305 posts, RR: 5
Reply 73, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 4027 times:

I'm so used to posting off-topic that I keep missing the post office.

User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 74, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 3957 times:

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 73):
I'm so used to posting off-topic that I keep missing the post office.

Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been.



I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 75, posted (2 years 1 month 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 3949 times:

Wierd Al got his picture taken with a dead hooker. What is this world coming to?


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 76, posted (2 years 1 month 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 3912 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 75):

And you must be the guy who didn't know if it was a pimple or a boil.



I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently onlineNewark727 From United States of America, joined Dec 2009, 1375 posts, RR: 0
Reply 77, posted (2 years 1 month 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 3911 times:

On the other hand, recorded human history.

User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 78, posted (2 years 1 month 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 3889 times:

I'm super, thanks for asking! All things considered, I couldn't be better I must say!


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 8
Reply 79, posted (2 years 1 month 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 3892 times:


Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition

WrenchBender



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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 80, posted (2 years 1 month 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 3884 times:

That awkward moment when you go to post a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on it's head and realize "It's Friday!!"


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlinemal787 From Australia, joined Jul 2007, 713 posts, RR: 0
Reply 81, posted (2 years 1 month 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3868 times:

why do we sit in the stands?

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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 82, posted (2 years 1 month 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 3826 times:

Quoting mal787 (Reply 81):
why do we sit in the stands?

The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineAirportugal310 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3745 posts, RR: 2
Reply 83, posted (2 years 1 month 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 3818 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 82):
The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?



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User currently offlineN172DM From United States of America, joined Jul 2012, 115 posts, RR: 0
Reply 84, posted (2 years 1 month 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3811 times:

Quoting Airportugal310 (Reply 83):

What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?

Because all the people underwater have big, red apples.



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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 85, posted (2 years 1 month 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 3760 times:

It's just a jump to the left...
And then a step to the riiiiiight...



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 86, posted (2 years 1 month 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 3667 times:

Rose: Just who the hell do you think you are?
Connie: Slipper socks. Size medium!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 87, posted (2 years 1 month 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 3623 times:

How about those Brooklyn Dodgers! Are they bums or what?


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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11907 posts, RR: 15
Reply 88, posted (2 years 1 month 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 3598 times:

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 87):
How about those Brooklyn Dodgers! Are they bums or what?

I know, right? That last chuker was a give away at 40-love!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineczbbflier From Canada, joined Jul 2006, 984 posts, RR: 2
Reply 89, posted (2 years 1 month 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 3582 times:

Quoting seb146 (Reply 88):
I know, right? That last chuker was a give away at 40-love!

But who knew that bus rides were better on Blackberries?


User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 90, posted (2 years 1 month 19 hours ago) and read 3490 times:

I have one plant in my entire home, and it needs watering.

That must be why I see more snowflakes falling up than down right now.



I was raised by a cup of coffee.
User currently offlineHoMsaR From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 91, posted (2 years 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 3197 times:

The purple elephant dances clockwise on Tuesday.


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