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Monkey Roams Ikea In Sheepskin Coat  
User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7702 posts, RR: 21
Posted (1 year 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2593 times:
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Man, I shouldn't laugh, as really I feel quite sorry for the poor beast, but man this did make me titter.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20673941

It's hard to imagine a more random situation to be presented with when shopping in Ikea. Glad the irresponsible owners got fined.


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User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 7474 posts, RR: 18
Reply 1, posted (1 year 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 2530 times:

This is entertaining. I heard that store is trying to talk to the higher-ups at Ikea to allow them to keep it as a pet.


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User currently offlinesrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (1 year 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 2529 times:

Of course it's quickly become a Meme......



There are some animals I see no reason to own, and monkeys of any type are one of them with the exception of those trained as service animals.


User currently offlinePyrex From Portugal, joined Aug 2005, 4008 posts, RR: 28
Reply 3, posted (1 year 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2479 times:

Quoting RussianJet (Thread starter):
Man, I shouldn't laugh, as really I feel quite sorry for the poor beast, but man this did make me titter.....

I know how you feel. People shouldn't be keeping monkeys as pets and all, but look at that picture of the monkey in a jacket larger than him. How is it possible not to laugh? His face is just priceless.



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User currently offlineBMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 15735 posts, RR: 27
Reply 4, posted (1 year 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2469 times:

Quoting Pyrex (Reply 3):
People shouldn't be keeping monkeys as pets and all,

Once in a while one of them gets justice by face eating.

Quoting Pyrex (Reply 3):
His face is just priceless

Even he knows how ridiculous he looks.



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User currently offlinePyrex From Portugal, joined Aug 2005, 4008 posts, RR: 28
Reply 5, posted (1 year 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2462 times:

Quoting BMI727 (Reply 4):
Once in a while one of them gets justice by face eating.

Wasn't the person who got their face eaten by that chimpanzee in Connecticut the neighbor of the owner, and not the owner herself?



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User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3513 posts, RR: 4
Reply 6, posted (1 year 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2454 times:

I was about 2 minutes away from that Ikea on Sunday and was going to go around the time the monkey was sighted but I had other stuff to do at a mall. Had I gone I would have seen this supposedly world famous event LOL.


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User currently offlineSmittyOne From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (1 year 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2441 times:

Quoting Pyrex (Reply 5):
Wasn't the person who got their face eaten by that chimpanzee in Connecticut the neighbor of the owner, and not the owner herself?

Yes...

Note to self: Do not visit friends with chimpanzees.


User currently offlineBMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 15735 posts, RR: 27
Reply 8, posted (1 year 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2424 times:

Quoting Pyrex (Reply 5):
Wasn't the person who got their face eaten by that chimpanzee in Connecticut the neighbor of the owner, and not the owner herself?

Maybe. The point is that you should not play with animals that can kill you. Get a cat, they only want to kill you.



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User currently offlineyooyoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 9, posted (1 year 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2313 times:

The animal was taken from her and is now in a primate sanctuary N/E of Toronto. The owner is seeking legal advice to get her "child" back. Yes, she thinks of it as her kid.


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User currently offlineDavid L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9524 posts, RR: 42
Reply 10, posted (1 year 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 2275 times:

Quoting Pyrex (Reply 3):
How is it possible not to laugh? His face is just priceless.

Indeed. He looks like a used-car dealer on a day when no-one was buying.


User currently offlinefrancoflier From France, joined Oct 2001, 3747 posts, RR: 11
Reply 11, posted (1 year 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 2266 times:

The best one so far:




Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting...
User currently offlineNewark727 From United States of America, joined Dec 2009, 1341 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (1 year 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2227 times:

Quoting francoflier (Reply 11):
The best one so far:

Brilliant. 

And chalk this one up under "headlines that have never appeared in any publication before, and probably never will again."


User currently offlinezippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5478 posts, RR: 12
Reply 13, posted (1 year 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1858 times:

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 1):

Maybe the Simian will have better look pronouncing and differentiating those weird Sweedish names for their products and I bet the monkey in question has an easier time assembeling the furniture. With Ikea everything has to be put together.
        



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User currently offlineGeezer From United States of America, joined Aug 2010, 1479 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (1 year 8 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1642 times:

I think all Ikea store should have a few monkeys running around, loose; (it might liven the place up a bit)

Charley



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