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New Gay "cure" - Stroke A Horse  
User currently offlinemariner From New Zealand, joined Nov 2001, 25562 posts, RR: 86
Posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2563 times:
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Just when I thought the world was full up with crazy, this comes along:

http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/p...s-getting-them-stroke-horses201212

"Pastor 'cures' gay teens by getting them to stroke horses

An American church is promising gay men they will be cured of their homosexuality if they stroke horses.

The Cowboy Church of Virginia, led by chief pastor Raymond Bell, believes homosexuality and other ‘addictions’ can be cured by Equine Assisted Psychotherapy."


Yeh, right. What I find most offensive is the Pastor's comment:

"‘Homosexuality is actually a type of addiction. It is not “curable” as a disease because it is a “choice driven” by the person.’

It was never 'a choice" by me and I am always astonished that any straight person can claim to know what it is to be gay.

So - how does he know?  

mariner


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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7972 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2552 times:

I don't know, stoking horses sounds pretty gay to me


Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7714 posts, RR: 21
Reply 2, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2542 times:

Yeah - where exactly do they stroke the horse??


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User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6466 posts, RR: 32
Reply 3, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2541 times:
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Quoting mariner (Thread starter):
The Cowboy Church of Virginia

There ´ya go...

Can you really call these people, whose mind is way out there in the fringe, somewhere, "Church?"'? "Pastor?"


User currently offlinealoges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8735 posts, RR: 42
Reply 4, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2525 times:

Quoting mariner (Thread starter):
The Cowboy Church of Virginia

Not quite an audience for Brokeback Mountain, are they?



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User currently offlinemariner From New Zealand, joined Nov 2001, 25562 posts, RR: 86
Reply 5, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2517 times:
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Quoting RussianJet (Reply 2):
Yeah - where exactly do they stroke the horse??

Maybe it's "neigh the gay away"?

Quoting AR385 (Reply 3):
Can you really call these people, whose mind is way out there in the fringe, somewhere, "Church?"'? "Pastor?"

But tax exempt, I assume.

mariner



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User currently offlineCPH-R From Denmark, joined May 2001, 6030 posts, RR: 3
Reply 6, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2515 times:

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 2):
Yeah - where exactly do they stroke the horse??

My first thought as well 


User currently onlineDreadnought From United States of America, joined Feb 2008, 8917 posts, RR: 24
Reply 7, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 2479 times:

Quoting mariner (Reply 5):
Maybe it's "neigh the gay away"?

I thought it was "Squeal like a pig"



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User currently offlinemariner From New Zealand, joined Nov 2001, 25562 posts, RR: 86
Reply 8, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 2469 times:
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Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 1):
I don't know, stoking horses sounds pretty gay to me

  




mariner



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User currently offlinemoose135 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 2381 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 2459 times:

So, homosexuality is bad, but bestiality is fine?
  



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User currently offlineeinsteinboricua From Puerto Rico, joined Apr 2010, 3311 posts, RR: 8
Reply 10, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2420 times:

Quoting mariner (Thread starter):
The Cowboy Church of Virginia, led by chief pastor Raymond Bell, believes homosexuality and other ‘addictions’ can be cured by Equine Assisted Psychotherapy.

This church has as much credibility as this one:


and this one:



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User currently offlineWindowSeat From United States of America, joined Sep 2003, 1312 posts, RR: 57
Reply 11, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2384 times:

this is just as bad as a 'gay-away' patch someone told me to wear.


I'm all in favour of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with keyboards.
User currently offlinejpetekyxmd80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4391 posts, RR: 26
Reply 12, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2380 times:

Never in my wildest dreams did I think i'd get to use "Mr. Hands" as some kind of case study to make a rational argument in a real discussion.

That day is here! If you don't know, google that if you dare! 



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User currently offlinemariner From New Zealand, joined Nov 2001, 25562 posts, RR: 86
Reply 13, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2355 times:
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Quoting jpetekyxmd80 (Reply 12):
That day is here! If you don't know, google that if you dare!

I'm not sure that I thank you for that, but you did warn me. They made a movie - a documentary - about it, after the event:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0l1Z3sZCf4

It was highly praised at Sundance.  

mariner



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User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 8
Reply 14, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2344 times:

I would have thought petting a pussy would have been more effective  

WrenchBender



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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7972 posts, RR: 51
Reply 15, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 2284 times:

Quoting jpetekyxmd80 (Reply 12):
"Mr. Hands"

Just a disclaimer to yall, DON'T google that. Totally NSFW lol. You've been warned...



Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineCPH-R From Denmark, joined May 2001, 6030 posts, RR: 3
Reply 16, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 2274 times:

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 15):
Just a disclaimer to yall, DON'T google that. Totally NSFW lol. You've been warned...

Was that the guy who died from taking it up the rear from a horse...?


User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7972 posts, RR: 51
Reply 17, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2263 times:

Quoting CPH-R (Reply 16):
Was that the guy who died from taking it up the rear from a horse...?

Yes. An airline pilot I believe lol



Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11764 posts, RR: 15
Reply 18, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2232 times:

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 1):
I don't know, stoking horses sounds pretty gay to me

+1

I have been around a few horses and I have never thought "gee... I like boobs now!"



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User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3070 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2224 times:

Quoting mariner (Reply 5):
Maybe it's "neigh the gay away"?

        
Best line yet!

I'm passingly familiar with the Cowboy Church, and on the scale of "Weird Churches in the South" they hardly rate a mention... but then the Snake Handlers (yes, they really do exist) have set the weird Southern church bar pretty high.



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User currently offlinemal787 From Australia, joined Jul 2007, 710 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2153 times:
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Thats funny. I used to call my Ex Horse . stroked him lots and I am still gay !!!!!   

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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11764 posts, RR: 15
Reply 21, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 2146 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 19):
the Snake Handlers

There are three branches of Church Of God. Snake handlers are one branch. I belong to another. Writhing and lurching on the church floor is the other. Yes, they do exist.



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 20236 posts, RR: 59
Reply 22, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2056 times:

Well, I snoped around and couldn't find anything so I'm going with: "This is true."

Holy cow...er...horse...er...

This pastor really needs to stop horsing around.
After all, what is a bunch of horseplay going to do to help cure homosexuality?
Perhaps all the girls in his congregation are horse-faced?

(OK, I'll stop now.)


User currently offlineB747forever From Sweden, joined May 2007, 17126 posts, RR: 10
Reply 23, posted (1 year 11 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2037 times:

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 15):
Quoting jpetekyxmd80 (Reply 12): "Mr. Hands"
Just a disclaimer to yall, DON'T google that. Totally NSFW lol. You've been warned...

What the hell did I just see?

Wish I had not googled it  



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User currently offlineAF1624 From France, joined Jul 2006, 665 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (1 year 11 months 23 hours ago) and read 1999 times:

Quoting B747forever (Reply 23):
What the hell did I just see?

Wish I had not googled it  

That was horrible, but not the "Mr. Hands" in question.

Quoting jpetekyxmd80 (Reply 12):
Never in my wildest dreams did I think i'd get to use "Mr. Hands" as some kind of case study to make a rational argument in a real discussion.

That was horrible as well, but I read it, didn't see it. Better off that way too.



Cheers
User currently offlinebaldwin471 From UK - England, joined Mar 2012, 310 posts, RR: 0
Reply 25, posted (1 year 11 months 23 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

Oh religious nut jobs, you never cease to make me laugh.

User currently offlinejpetekyxmd80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4391 posts, RR: 26
Reply 26, posted (1 year 11 months 23 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

Quoting mariner (Reply 13):

I'm not sure that I thank you for that, but you did warn me. They made a movie - a documentary - about it, after the event:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0l1Z3sZCf4

It was highly praised at Sundance.  

HAHA! I remember hearing about that. Surely this guy deserves the full biopic treatment. If only a good director could take the reins, this story could be manestream. Didn't he work for Boeing? This thread could be moved to CivAv.

I preferred the Holiday Special- A Christmas Corral.

....yikes

[Edited 2012-12-30 09:58:19]


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User currently offlinePHX787 From Japan, joined Mar 2012, 7851 posts, RR: 19
Reply 27, posted (1 year 11 months 19 hours ago) and read 1941 times:

Ohhhhh boy more religious nutcases making conservatives look bad.

I'm a realist-who gives a damn if someone's gay or not? The church, nor the government, should.

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 1):
I don't know, stoking horses sounds pretty gay to me
Quoting RussianJet (Reply 2):
Yeah - where exactly do they stroke the horse??
Quoting aloges (Reply 4):
Not quite an audience for Brokeback Mountain, are they?

Actually all of this sounds like a script for Brokeback Mountain II.....      



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User currently offlinefalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6159 posts, RR: 29
Reply 28, posted (1 year 11 months 19 hours ago) and read 1936 times:
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Quoting WindowSeat (Reply 11):
this is just as bad as a 'gay-away' patch someone told me to wear.

That sounds like a good money making scam.

Quoting mariner (Thread starter):
The Cowboy Church of Virginia

That sounds like something somebody just made up.

Quoting mariner (Thread starter):
chief pastor Raymond Bell

I wonder what kind of school he went to? I wonder how many of these goofy pasters actually went to a real college/university and have a real degree in divinity, or the like? I have a feeling that many of them have online junk. Kind of like me being an ordaned clergy member in the church of spritial humanism, which I did so I could marry some friends of mine.

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 1):
stoking horses sounds pretty gay to me

I once saw a film that had a woman jacking off a horse. It was pretty gross. I wouldn't call it gay; I'd call it wierd.

Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 7):
I thought it was "Squeal like a pig"

"You got a pretty mouth"

Quoting seb146 (Reply 18):
I have been around a few horses and I have never thought "gee... I like boobs now!"

I never thought about anything sexual when I think of horses. I do think of beer.


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User currently offlineconnies4ever From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 4066 posts, RR: 13
Reply 29, posted (1 year 11 months 18 hours ago) and read 1877 times:

Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 14):
I would have thought petting a pussy would have been more effective

WrenchBender

Good one, Wrench !  

I don't know, my g.f. has her own horse. Strokes it a lot, esp. now that it has laminitis, does that make her a lesbian ? Could have fooled me, considering the several hundreds of times I've slept with her.



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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7972 posts, RR: 51
Reply 30, posted (1 year 11 months 13 hours ago) and read 1771 times:

Quoting falstaff (Reply 28):
I once saw a film that had a woman jacking off a horse.

Uh.......................... well, I won't judge. Everyone has different tastes  



Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlinekiwiinoz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 31, posted (1 year 11 months 4 hours ago) and read 1663 times:

When I saw the thead title, I really did hold out some hope that this remedy would be something along the lines of a couple of guys drowning in a coupla buckets of horse semen. But alas, my twisted juvenile sense of humour remains unsatisfied, (much like the horses in this story)

Seriously though, this is one of the reasons I love the USA. It is big enough and diverse enough that every crackpot can get a following of believers.


User currently offlineluv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12148 posts, RR: 49
Reply 32, posted (1 year 11 months 1 hour ago) and read 1606 times:
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I grew up with horses, trust me I am still GAY!


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User currently offlinefalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6159 posts, RR: 29
Reply 33, posted (1 year 11 months ago) and read 1584 times:
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Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 30):
Uh.......................... well, I won't judge. Everyone has different tastes

You should have seen the rest of the film. When I was in high school my buddies and I saw a guy selling dirty movie at a flea market, in Villa Ridge, Missouri. One of them was called "freaks of nature" we put together and bought it. I had to buy it because I was the only one of the group who was 18 at that time. We took it back to my buddy's house and watched it.... It was gross!

Quoting luv2fly (Reply 32):
I grew up with horses, trust me I am still GAY!

Randolf Scott was all about gay and that guy made lots of movies with horses. I guess it didn't work for him.



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User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7972 posts, RR: 51
Reply 34, posted (1 year 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1539 times:

Quoting falstaff (Reply 33):
"freaks of nature"

lol, say no more. At least it was girl-on-male horse, so I'm sure our pastor friend would not object  



Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineFlighty From United States of America, joined Apr 2007, 8706 posts, RR: 3
Reply 35, posted (1 year 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1535 times:

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 1):
I don't know, stoking horses sounds pretty gay to me

   My sentiments exactly

Quoting mariner (Thread starter):
It was never 'a choice" by me and I am always astonished that any straight person can claim to know what it is to be gay.

So - how does he know?

These guys all know.


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