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What To Do About Rapist Barber?  
User currently offlineusflyer msp From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2184 posts, RR: 0
Posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 5792 times:

My barber got sent to jail for beating his wife and is having his cousin run his shop for 6 mos while he is gone. His cousin does a great job and works cheap but the problem is he keeps humping my arm when he gives me a shave. At first I thought it was just a coincidence but now I have been in his chair three times and he has done it every time. I feel kind of powerless as I don't want to say anything since he has a big straight razor up against my neck. So I just sit there and let him rub his junk against my arm and feel him get "excited" and I just take it.

He also has done other weird stuff like ask me to get a soda from the machine for him so I bend over right in front of him and he never gives me his business card (even though they are right on the counter)...he always gives me his personal cell phone number with a reminder that he makes free house calls if it's an emergency.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to address this with him? I refuse to go to a different shop since I have been going there for 12 years and no one knows my hair like they do (plus no other shop will do a cut and a hot shave for $16). I've though about putting my elbow out out next time he tries it but I'm not sure how he will react. He is a macho Dominican man so you really cannot be direct. OK, I realize this isn't a huge deal like the Delhi Gang Rape victim but I still would like him to stop.

Thanks for the advice...

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User currently offlinecasinterest From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 4796 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 5797 times:

Quoting usflyer msp (Thread starter):

Thanks for the advice...

Ummmm, you need a new barber. Or a snowglobe.



Older than I just was ,and younger than I will soo be.
User currently offlinefr8mech From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 5659 posts, RR: 15
Reply 2, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 5774 times:

Quoting usflyer msp (Thread starter):
I refuse to go to a different shop since I have been going there for 12 years and no one knows my hair like they do (plus no other shop will do a cut and a hot shave for $16)

That's your problem. It's freaking hair.

No one knows your hair like the guy that's been cutting it for less than 6 months?

Get a new barber or ask for a reach around.



When seconds count...the police are minutes away.
User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6614 posts, RR: 35
Reply 3, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 5763 times:
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Quoting usflyer msp (Thread starter):
I have been in his chair three times and he has done it every time. I feel kind of powerless as I don't want to say anything since he has a big straight razor up against my neck. So I just sit there and let him rub his junk against my arm and feel him get "excited" and I just take it.

So. Let me get this straight. He did it once and you noticed, but came back because you refuse to go to another place. He did it a second time and you noticed but came back for a third time?

No wonder he keeps doing it. By this point he´s pretty certain you are enjoying it.

Quoting usflyer msp (Thread starter):
He also has done other weird stuff like ask me to get a soda from the machine for him so I bend over right in front of him

If my barber asked me for a soda, I would tell him to go get it himself. It should be the other way around. If you know what´s going on, why do you bend over for it?

And why do you want his business card? you know his place of business and the phone, I suppose, since you have to call for an appointment, don´t you?

I´m sorry, but there are a lot of mixed signals you are sending to the guy. Out of naiveté, I´m sure. You should really go someplace else, because he´s bound to make a serious move soon, and you won´t like it.

[Edited 2013-01-16 13:11:08]

User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5721 times:

Why do you want to continue to patronize the shop of a man who got sent to jail for beating his wife? And then having his replacement hump your arm on top of it? Someone else will figure out your hair. Just don't go back.


But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineAF340 From Canada, joined Jul 2007, 2786 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5702 times:

I see a classic thread in the making  

Stop visiting. Just stop. Basically what you are saying is that you are willing to get molested to save a few bucks on a haircut. There are other people who can do just as good a job.

This is really cut and dry (pun intended). Stop. Now.


User currently offlinetugger From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 5797 posts, RR: 10
Reply 6, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5703 times:

Quoting usflyer msp (Thread starter):
Thanks for the advice...

Wait..... let me get this straight... You need advice? You need advice on what you should do?   
If you don't already know then no amount of advice will help.   

Tugg



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User currently offlineWestJet747 From Canada, joined Aug 2011, 1939 posts, RR: 10
Reply 7, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5688 times:

I'm just curious as to why you've gone back a second and third time? There's nothing else to do but find a new barber until your guy gets out of prison. Really, it isn't that bad. I've been going to the same barber since I was 10-years old, but when I moved to Australia for 5 months I didn't have a choice but to find someone new temporarily. I was careful with my selection and it all worked out.

Also, best thread title I've seen in Non-Av in ages  
Quoting casinterest (Reply 1):
Or a snowglobe.

  

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 2):
Get a new barber or ask for a reach around.

Something tells me that if he keeps going back he won't even need to ask...



Flying refined.
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29840 posts, RR: 58
Reply 8, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5684 times:

I am thinkig your barber may have wanted to be a lumberjack


OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineL0VE2FLY From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 1640 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5670 times:

Unless you're enjoying it or the whole story is a joke, I recommend you let a blind Alzheimer's-stricken homeless to give you a cut, much cheaper and safer! 

User currently offlinevikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 10349 posts, RR: 26
Reply 10, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5645 times:

Quoting usflyer msp (Thread starter):

Dude, you have to be making this up. In which case, points for creativity.

If not, I'm utterly speechless.

Quoting usflyer msp (Thread starter):
I refuse to go to a different shop since I have been going there for 12 years and no one knows my hair like they do

Um. You already are letting a different guy cut your hair. Not sure how going to a different shop would be any different.

Quoting usflyer msp (Thread starter):
plus no other shop will do a cut and a hot shave for $16

$16 seems cheap for a cut, shave, and hump.



How can I be an admiral without my cap??!
User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7719 posts, RR: 21
Reply 11, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 5631 times:

Are you serious??? 'Macho' or not, you have two choices - beat him to a bloody pulp with your own bare hands, or report him for the offence he is commiting. My God......if someone 'humped' my arm uninvited (and for the record, NOBODY will ever be invited to do that) then they are going to get trouble - regardless of how big they are. Man, I'd rather someone beat me up than violated me sexually in this way.


✈ Every strike of the hammer is a blow against the enemy. ✈
User currently offlinetugger From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 5797 posts, RR: 10
Reply 12, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5611 times:

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 11):
......if someone 'humped' my arm uninvited (and for the record, NOBODY will ever be invited to do that) then they are going to get trouble - regardless of how big they are. Man, I'd rather someone beat me up than violated me sexually in this way.


Hey, my hair "stylist" is a very attractive lady, so I personally wouldn't it if she humped my arm or anything else of mine. 

You know, this thread could become eligible for the annual "A.net Snowglobe Award" this year!

Tugg   



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User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6614 posts, RR: 35
Reply 13, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5614 times:
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Quoting RussianJet (Reply 11):
or report him for the offence he is commiting.

That ship has sailed. He´s been there twice after it happened the first time. If he was a minor, sure. but he´s an adult.


User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7719 posts, RR: 21
Reply 14, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5606 times:

Quoting AR385 (Reply 13):
That ship has sailed. He´s been there twice after it happened the first time. If he was a minor, sure. but he´s an adult.

Mmm, no - I don't think so. People aren't excluded from reporting sexual offences just because they were to afraid or freaked out to do so for a while. I concede that going back for more is an issue, but then he may not have quite believed what was occurring to begin with.



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User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6614 posts, RR: 35
Reply 15, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5598 times:
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Quoting RussianJet (Reply 14):
People aren't excluded from reporting sexual offences just because they were to afraid or freaked out to do so for a while.

I totally agree with you. But the way the facts have been described by the OP does not make him seem too afraid, freaked out or in desbelief of what was going on.


User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7719 posts, RR: 21
Reply 16, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5594 times:

Quoting AR385 (Reply 15):
I totally agree with you. But the way the facts have been described by the OP does not make him seem too afraid, freaked out or in desbelief of what was going on.

To be honest, it's pretty hard to tell what on earth is really going on from the opening post.....



✈ Every strike of the hammer is a blow against the enemy. ✈
User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 6614 posts, RR: 35
Reply 17, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5589 times:
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Quoting RussianJet (Reply 16):
To be honest, it's pretty hard to tell what on earth is really going on from the opening post.....

        

Yep. That is true.


User currently offlineTheCol From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2039 posts, RR: 6
Reply 18, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 5569 times:

Quoting usflyer msp (Thread starter):
At first I thought it was just a coincidence but now I have been in his chair three times and he has done it every time.
Quoting vikkyvik (Reply 10):
Dude, you have to be making this up. In which case, points for creativity.

If not, I'm utterly speechless.

  



No matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan.
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 20362 posts, RR: 59
Reply 19, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 5524 times:

Am I the only one thinking that this is an epic troll?

OP wins the internets...


User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7719 posts, RR: 21
Reply 20, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 5513 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 19):
Am I the only one thinking that this is an epic troll?

Thinking you could well be right, Doctor. If it's not, it's very messed-up indeed.



✈ Every strike of the hammer is a blow against the enemy. ✈
User currently offlinetugger From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 5797 posts, RR: 10
Reply 21, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 5515 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 19):
Am I the only one thinking that this is an epic troll?

OP wins the internets...

As said above:

Quoting tugger (Reply 12):
this thread could become eligible for the "A.net Snowglobe Award"

We need a way to "Snowglobe" a thread. Maybe a special marker on the thread page, instead of a star to highlight it with have a snowglobe...

Tugg



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User currently offlinen229nw From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 1972 posts, RR: 31
Reply 22, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 5448 times:

I'm too lazy to post a meme, but let me just say it: Can't tell if serious...


But on the offchance that you are not trolling, this:

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 4):
Why do you want to continue to patronize the shop of a man who got sent to jail for beating his wife? And then having his replacement hump your arm on top of it? Someone else will figure out your hair. Just don't go back.



It's people like you what cause unrest!
User currently offlineflymia From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 7279 posts, RR: 6
Reply 23, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 5435 times:

This has to a be a joke right??

Man the non-av forum is only about U.S. politics or crazy love stories. I think this is a "love" story for one side.

Seriously? Go to another barber. I mean once I read the normal guy went to jail for beating his wife I thought ok time for a new place! And then the humping! And you are still there?



"It was just four of us on the flight deck, trying to do our job" (Captain Al Haynes)
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 14139 posts, RR: 62
Reply 24, posted (1 year 11 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 5409 times:

I remember having watched some spaghetti western years ago where the (bandit) hero, who had rewards on him from several people, not just the sheriff, was getting shaved by a barber. As the razor neared the throat, the barber was breaking out in sweat, because the hero had his sixgun pointed right at the barber´s ghoolies.
Maybe you should try something like this, grab to barber´s b@lls in a death grip and twist them as necessary?

Jan


25 Post contains images 3DoorsDown : It amazes me how clueless some people can be. First - Your barber isn't raping you. If he is then you are a real dumb@## for staying. As it is you are
26 fr8mech : Ok, I'm not really good at this internets thing...what's with the snowglobe?
27 WestJet747 : ....Ask FLAIRPORT.
28 Post contains links and images sturmovik : I'll get the popcorn This should be an actual thing. We should institute this. It could be to a.net what the 'like' button is to Facebook. Part of me
29 Mir : Okay, let's talk for a moment about what "rape" means. "Rape" means sex. Now, I know that "humping my arm" is as close as many on this site may get t
30 flymia : True. But it certainly could qualify as a sexual assault and depending on the state that could makes the humping barber a sexual offender.
31 Geezer : Boy, I can't wait to tell MY barber about this thread ! And letting a guy who you already KNOW gets "excited" by "rubbing his junk" on your arm, get a
32 Maverick623 : Pretty sure he's trolling. Then again, Propilot's been here just as long...
33 Post contains images SmittyOne : Here ya go:
34 Post contains images MD-90 : It sounds like next time you go you need to carry an emergency snowglobe with you for self defense.
35 Fabo : Now I think I am missing something, is that some FLAIRPORT like figure?
36 AF1624 : Oh yes, this one is going straight to the epic threads list. Honestly man if you're not trolling you need to tell this exact same story to a "sane" p
37 sudden : That's just epic. And it becomes even more funny as most likely half of the anetters don't even know what you mean.
38 Rara : Nah, it's proper trollage. Not bad though. Still, I long for the days when we had seriously messed-up people here who didn't need to make up shit to
39 Post contains images KiwiRob : What's the bet that on the forth visit the barber flops it out.
40 RussianJet : While having a razor held to your throat, that would be a truly rubbish situation.
41 ScarletHarlot : Hee hee hee hee!
42 Aesma : Well recently there was that guy who feared he was going to be a dad, didn't seem to be a troll.
43 Starbuk7 : This is why I only have females cut my hair, if they want to rub up against me while doing so I am certainly OK with it. And they all have been able t
44 ANITIX87 : OP's absense = troll. Too bad there's no way to monitor who's viewing this thread, I'm sure we'd discover him reading it, not posting, and laughing hi
45 Post contains links Maverick623 : My Letter To The CEO Of WWF (by propilot83 Aug 5 2010 in Non Aviation) My Letter To Unicef CEO (by propilot83 Aug 5 2010 in Non Aviation) IIRC, he was
46 casinterest : It should be a sticky for this forum. That Flairport thread makes me laugh harder everytime I see it brought up.
47 RussianJet : That was brilliant, thanks. I want to donate to the Hope for Snowglobe Foundation.
48 vikkyvik : No, I think you've got the right guy. That's what I remember too. Some strange characters on the interwebs for sure.
49 hOmsAR : Wait...what? I don't remember that (but I wasn't really frequenting this forum until a year or so ago). Is there a link to some news item on this som
50 Fabo : I have delved into the archives a bit. Man, some crazy stuff has been going on here some 6-7 years ago!
51 DocLightning : Oh yes, the dark ages of A.net. Good thing we're all perfectly sane now! *deadpan*
52 fr8mech : I think you mean more mature and wise.
53 usflyer msp : I am not a troll. I just discuss potentially embarrassing things that happen to me on A.net since it provides me with some anonymity. I wouldn't feel
54 AR385 : This is going to be an epic one...
55 sudden : That thread did set the standard around here, for sure.
56 flymia : Then wait until the non-rapping, wife beating barber comes back. You are kind of friends with him too? Send a check to his home If you care about the
57 AF1624 : Wow, I was aware of FLAIRPORT but not about this propilot guy. Have you checked his profile? Interesting... Anyway man, seriously, just don't go to th
58 Post contains images Braybuddy : Where EXACTLY is this barber's shop?
59 Post contains images MD-90 : Um, yeah?! Next time he does it just firmly tell him no. And if you have to, bring out the tactical snowglobe and make him back off.
60 RussianJet : The wife he beat up and got six months for?? I'm guessing he gave her more than a little slap. Maybe you should reassess being friends with a person
61 Post contains images Nimish : Sounds like you're having fun with the new barber (Willingly going for the 3rd "sexual assault" can't really be sympathy for the barber's wife and ki
62 ANITIX87 : What a great idea! "Hey, let me go online where people are more likely to judge me and criticize me, rather than going to my friends and family who l
63 Post contains images KaiGywer : Why make fun of me do you must? -ScottysAir
64 4holer : Some laughs feel guiltier than others. But I still laughed.
65 Fabo : FWIW sometimes it is actually a good idea to get an outsiders opinion. For what we know, his friends might also patronize same barber for similar rea
66 Post contains images MD-90 :
67 vikkyvik : I don't even know what to say. FIND A NEW FREAKING BARBER.
68 L-188 : My advice:if you arent worried enough to find a new barber go out and rent Sweeny Todd Hopefully it will scare the hell out of you much like Fatal Att
69 Post contains images Stabilator : This will solve your problem* * DISCLIMER: Or make him more sexually attracted to you.
70 4holer : A.net should have a smiley that is a snowglobe. It would save us all a lot of typing.
71 WingsFan : I second that... FLAIRPORT and PROPILOT's threads should be made a mandatory reading for new members. Its impossible to be contributing members of th
72 Post contains images Birdwatching : So what's the update on this now? Have you been to the rapist / barber again recently or is the wife beater back from jail? I hate it when people post
73 Post contains links usflyer msp : I am scheduled to go this Saturday but I am undecided as to weather or night I am going to go. According MN Corrections website at http://www.doc.stat
74 Gatorman96 : WTF is wrong with you? Any person that didn't enjoy this would get a new barber in a heart beat. Just admit you like your haircut with a side of ball
75 3DoorsDown : He's probably still unsure whether he could actually get the chick pregnant staring at her from across the street while humping his hand in his pants
76 Doona : This guy is 34?! Sorry, but he has not aged well. Looks like Ingmar Bergman in late middle age, for crying out loud! Cheers Mats
77 sudden : hahahaha............
78 Post contains images Fabo : Which one now? LINKS!!!!
79 Charles79 : I guess a lifetime of violence and anger management takes a toll on you! I wonder the same thing... As a sidenote, perhaps our a.net profile should i
80 Post contains links usflyer msp : I tried to another barber today but they wanted $27 for a cut and a shave vs. the $16 at my shop. I refuse to pay that. So I will go tomorrow and see
81 RussianJet : That's the extent of your prepared arsenal?? Prepare to have your arm 'raped' again.....
82 3DoorsDown : I can't believe you can't shave yourself. But I also can't believe the best you can do is give him an angry look. My best guess is we have a troll or
83 Post contains images moose135 : I still think bringing him a snowglobe is the best advice you've gotten so far.
84 KiwiRob : Are you broke, what's 11 dollars. A man's haircut in Norway will set you back close to 100 USD, so fussing about 11 bucks is pathetic.
85 n229nw : So, did you guys get a room yet? Which motel? When is the wedding? Will you be tracking his flights?
86 Post contains images Birdwatching : Hey you all should maybe stop the mocking. I think you're taking it to far. What's the big issue here? First of all, it's $11 cheaper at this place, t
87 Post contains images IMissPiedmont : Sometimes it just isn't really worth trying to figure things out.
88 hOmsAR : That mugshot looks worse. Still, WTF.
89 cws818 : Wow. So this guy,your "friend," has been arrested AT LEAST TWICE for domestic violence and you still let him touch your face and neck with a razor bl
90 DocLightning : Can I say how happy it makes me that this thread has hit 90 replies? *Eats popcorn* Only time I got a shave at a barber, I sat in the window. I figure
91 usflyer msp : I went again yesterday and the bastard humped my arm again. When he started, I made eye contact and gave him my best "if looks could kill look". He st
92 ANITIX87 : Congratulations. You've graduated! You went from naivety to complete and utter idiocy. "I tried getting him to stop, he didn't, so I guess I'll just l
93 RussianJet : Ok, enough already. I've heard enough - this is just attention-seeking bo***cks. I just don't believe a word of this tripe.
94 panam330 : HAHAHAH. Guilty for sure, but man, is that 'quote of the week'-worthy.
95 flymia : This is such a CLASSIC. Has to be a top 5 thread? Wow, just wow. That you even associate with this guy might say a lot about you. I just don't get it.
96 RussianJet : The whole thing is massively lacking in credibility.
97 3DoorsDown : I am left with only two thoughts. The dude is gay and he wants to be beaten for it.
98 AR385 : Come on. As RussianJet says, this has trascended credibility. It´s just not true and the OP must be having a good laugh at the expense of all the pa
99 RussianJet : Personally, I suspect it's both of those things.
100 flymia : Unless the OP comes out and says it was a joke I feel like it is not worth it to tarnish your username like that. Every time I see his user name I wil
101 luv2fly : Go to a barber college.
102 RussianJet : Clown college, more like.
103 Post contains links flymia : http://www.wikihow.com/Shave-with-a-Straight-Razor This should help too.
104 Post contains links klm672 : The Risk Of Getting Kids (by steffenbn Dec 9 2012 in Non Aviation)
105 Post contains links and images Birdwatching : Already happened to me over in this thread. US Visa On Transit To Canada (by TS-IOR Jan 26 2013 in Aviation Polls) Whenever I see posts by usflyer ms
106 rlwynn : Why are you guys feeding this idiot.
107 gatorman96 : Bored at work...Pure entertainment value.
108 4holer : In "Deliverance", after Ned Beatty squealed like a pig, did they: A) Kill the rapist, or B) Make an appointment for another serving in two weeks?
109 Post contains images sturmovik : That is one of the hallmarks of an epic thread For teh lulz, clearly. Earlier in the thread, I wanted this to be true. Now I realize how sad that wou
110 pvjin : Usflyer I think you should hump him back, it could make a real love story. Peace and love[Edited 2013-01-28 09:28:53]
111 Post contains images OA412 : Right there with you Doc. This can't possibly be true. Any of it. I have to believe that for my own sanity, because if anyone is seriously continuing
112 IADCA : Really, this is an excellent thread. I feel a bit bad for saying this, but this sentence made me literally laugh out loud. Perhaps someone who thinks
113 Post contains images Braybuddy : I wish MY barber would hump my arm. 16 dollars sounds okay for a 15-minute thrill. Holding a razor to my throat might just make it that little bit mo
114 usflyer msp : After thinking about it for a few days, I think you all are right. I should not pay good money for a service and be molested in return. I can afford t
115 RussianJet : You had an acute case of makecrapupitis?
116 usflyer msp : Hah, thanks a good one....more like beingstupiditis
117 Geezer : You have so far (I think) neglected to mention where you live, that men's hair cuts are a "bargain" at $11 ? Maybe if you want to "save money" on your
118 ANITIX87 : Good, now that you're realizing that you can go a while without that humping barber, we can finally address what I believe to be the bigger issue (if
119 Geezer : I agree with TIS........when that wife-beating sucker comes back, kick him in the crotch too ! Charley
120 gatorman96 : Hump his arm instead. That will shake things up... Just make sure he isn't holding scissors when you try this maneuver.[Edited 2013-01-29 08:51:56]
121 Post contains images KaiGywer : Seems like he failed...
122 Post contains images TheCol : I have a really hard time believing this guy. IMHO I think he saw us reference FLAIRPORT a bunch of times and wanted the same attention.
123 4holer : Someone has clearly told the OP to see a therapist, and to stay with it even though it's not easy. But the OP thought they said to see "the rapist". A
124 CalebWilliams : If you live in the MSP area, I have a great barber that doesn't molest you and charges only 18 for a haircut (more for a shave though?).
125 moose135 : I guess humping your arm costs extra...
126 Post contains images sturmovik : I'll admit this made me laugh..
127 Jetsgo : I gotta say... obvious troll has become obvious. However, that does not make this thread a classic. FLAIRPORT and his snow globe, ANCFlyer, KROC, LHMa
128 Post contains links and images AeroWesty : Oh dear, I have to admit I haven't clicked on this thread and read it until now. For the sake of the new folks, we have to let them read the addendum
129 RussianJet : Wow, I never knew of that little gem's existence!
130 CalebWilliams : It's not an advertised service.
131 AeroWesty : The fate of the snowglobe really completes the story. When we were following this saga in real time, the snowglobe's fate (or destiny, perhaps?), esp
132 Post contains images RussianJet : The real classics can't be planned though - they have to come about either as a result of individual lunacy, or spontaneous collective madness. Now,
133 Post contains images AeroWesty : Oh I realize—I was just thinking aloud about doing a thread to update the old lists of all-time classics for those who haven't been around all that
134 135mech : WOW... thanks for the laughs... there have been a ton of them today! Looks like the OP deleted his profile...probably too much time with the Barber-in
135 135mech : Well, Guess he's back on here, his profile was gone yesterday, but popped up today! Wonder if his arm's a virgin anymore??? 135Mech
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