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User currently offlineken777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 8219 posts, RR: 8
Posted (1 year 1 month 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 2574 times:

Talking about not pissing off a woman!

The wife gets mad and hubby's Proud LIttle Fella ends up in a spinning garbage disposal while hubby is still tied to the bed.

Ouch!

Found Guilty and sentenced to Life, with a chance for parole in 7 years.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/28/justic...penis-knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

About time for me to by the Wife some flowers.

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User currently offline3DoorsDown From United States of America, joined Oct 2005, 376 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (1 year 1 month 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 2567 times:

It won't help. If she is that mad she will just throw them in the garbage disposal with it to cover up the smell.

User currently offlinerwy04lga From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 3176 posts, RR: 8
Reply 2, posted (1 year 1 month 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 2519 times:

Time to call Snap-On tools for a replacement.


Just accept that some days, you're the pigeon, and other days the statue
User currently offlineken777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 8219 posts, RR: 8
Reply 3, posted (1 year 1 month 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 2519 times:

Quoting 3DoorsDown (Reply 1):
It won't help.

I'm talking preemptive - buying before there is a need can some times be a wise thing to do.


User currently offline3DoorsDown From United States of America, joined Oct 2005, 376 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (1 year 1 month 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 2431 times:

If you feel the need to buy preemptive, it may already be too late.

Quoting rwy04lga (Reply 2):
Time to call Snap-On tools for a replacement.

Too funny.  


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20494 posts, RR: 62
Reply 5, posted (1 year 1 month 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2421 times:

How does one get a life sentence with the possibility of parole after seven years? That doesn't sound very much like "life".


International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlinetugger From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 5499 posts, RR: 8
Reply 6, posted (1 year 1 month 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2403 times:

No one has said it yet? It was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title!

Life for a penis:
"It was light, then it was dark, then light, then dark again, light, then dark, light, dark, light....

(well some on A.nutters might not have this story  )

Tugg

[Edited 2013-06-30 21:13:42]


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User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11574 posts, RR: 15
Reply 7, posted (1 year 1 month 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 2367 times:

Quoting tugger (Reply 6):
It was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title!

When I saw the title of the thread, I thought of something a little more "adult" in nature but, that works, too.



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineoly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 6696 posts, RR: 11
Reply 8, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2285 times:

Quoting tugger (Reply 6):
"It was light, then it was dark, then light, then dark again, light, then dark, light, dark, light....

.... then I threw up and felt weak and floppy.



wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
User currently offlinefr8mech From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 5388 posts, RR: 14
Reply 9, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 2205 times:

Quoting ken777 (Reply 3):
I'm talking preemptive - buying before there is a need can some times be a wise thing to do.


I don't know...that may fall under the "it only takes one oh s**t to wipe out a thousand atta-boys".

My wife has accepted that I'm a "left brain" type of guy and thus, when I screw up, she shakes her head, asks me how long and how much to fix it and calls her friends to make fun of me and their left brained husbands.

Quoting ken777 (Thread starter):
Found Guilty and sentenced to Life, with a chance for parole in 7 years.


Probably to be served in a women's prison, where she'll be hailed as a hero.



When seconds count...the police are minutes away.
User currently offlinecgnnrw From Germany, joined May 2005, 1150 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 2197 times:

Hmmm, she mutilated her husband and people think its amusing? Had the husband mutilated his wife by cutting off one of her breasts there would be calls for him to be castrated, etc.

Don't quite understand the life sentence with parole a possibility in 7 years.



A330 man.
User currently offlineDarkSnowyNight From United States of America, joined Jan 2012, 1355 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 2124 times:

Quoting cgnnrw (Reply 10):
Hmmm, she mutilated her husband and people think its amusing? Had the husband mutilated his wife by cutting off one of her breasts there would be calls for him to be castrated, etc.

I have to agree with this. A crime involving mutilation should never be funny for one gender and riot inducing for another. I think in this case, what has happened was horrible and there's really nothing funny about this.

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 9):
Probably to be served in a women's prison, where she'll be hailed as a hero.

Very likely, yes. In fairness though, that's just kind of what happens in prison, no matter what the gender. Plenty of guys in the clink would get the same reaction for hitting a cop. I'm not saying it's right of course, just that I can hardly be surprised that a bunch of low-life criminal types would encourage her behavior from inside the can.

I do think though, that when she is one day released, seeing that she's a listed as a violent sex offender felon and what that does to her prospects in life will cure her of any notion that what she did was heroic. Then again, maybe not.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 5):
How does one get a life sentence with the possibility of parole after seven years? That doesn't sound very much like "life".

That's a good question, isn't it? I don't have the details the judge does, so I'm not sure if Life is merited here, but 7 years certainly seems a bit short for this. I'd have voted for 25 to life, parole in 20.



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User currently offlineken777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 8219 posts, RR: 8
Reply 12, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2044 times:

Quoting 3DoorsDown (Reply 4):
If you feel the need to buy preemptive, it may already be too late.

Actually, over 4 years of marriage I have often bought flowers for the hell of it. Could be one of the reasons why we've been married 44 years.  


User currently offlineslider From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 6793 posts, RR: 34
Reply 13, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

And just think, female genital mutilation is still perfectly acceptable in many countries and among certain religions for whom we're evidently not allowed to call out on A.net anymore.

I don't hear people speaking up for that.

But getting a penis chopped off should be punished, certainly. That guy will have a hard life ahead. Or maybe not.

/rimshot


User currently offlineRussianJet From Belgium, joined Jul 2007, 7694 posts, RR: 21
Reply 14, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1991 times:
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Quoting slider (Reply 13):
That guy will have a hard life ahead. Or maybe not.

/rimshot

It'll be no walk in the park, that's for sure. Apparently Bobbitt got his repaired though.



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User currently offlineDreadnought From United States of America, joined Feb 2008, 8824 posts, RR: 24
Reply 15, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1902 times:

Life for a penis...

Every day is a bad hair day, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, and his owner frequently beats him and shakes him around.

To make matters worse, he is sometimes plunged into a dark place, and forced to do pushups until he throws up.

And if his owner is gay, he always smells like sh*t.

Yes, it's a hard life for a penis.



Veni Vidi Castratavi Illegitimos
User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7867 posts, RR: 52
Reply 16, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1820 times:

Quoting cgnnrw (Reply 10):
Hmmm, she mutilated her husband and people think its amusing? Had the husband mutilated his wife by cutting off one of her breasts there would be calls for him to be castrated, etc.

Yeah I find it kinda strange too. This is a very brutal, egregious crime and everyone is laughing about it. I mean I guess that doesn't really bother me but I bet you if it was a woman or child everyone would be up in arms. Imagine if you made a battered woman joke... you'd get flamed and maybe banned. Interesting, feel bad for the guy



Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineL0VE2FLY From United States of America, joined Dec 2012, 1556 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1561 times:

Quoting cgnnrw (Reply 10):
Hmmm, she mutilated her husband and people think its amusing? Had the husband mutilated his wife by cutting off one of her breasts there would be calls for him to be castrated, etc.

Don't be surprised, there was a story about an athlete who broke his d!ck while having sex, most comments were making fun of him.


User currently offlineLO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2392 posts, RR: 23
Reply 18, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1313 times:

Well, he can have of some of the Anetters in Aviation forum, they have nothing better to do anyway....


Got both LO 788 frames already, next LO E95 and 734 BRU-WAW-BRU
User currently offlineLO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2392 posts, RR: 23
Reply 19, posted (1 year 1 month 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1313 times:

Well, he can have one of some of the Anetters in Aviation forum, they dont need it, dont have a life.....


Got both LO 788 frames already, next LO E95 and 734 BRU-WAW-BRU
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