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Post Your Chat Up Lines!  
User currently offlineBA777 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 2181 posts, RR: 7
Posted (12 years 4 months 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 2095 times:

Hi Guys,

Lets all post our best chat-up lines, ill start with three:

"I wish you were a door so i could bang you all day"

"My name is xxxxx, remember it, because you'll be screaming it later"

"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

BA777  Big thumbs up

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User currently offlineLapper From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 1568 posts, RR: 7
Reply 1, posted (12 years 4 months 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 1989 times:

"Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look into them, my nuts tighten"

"Your father was a theif. He stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes"

"Have you got any Irish in you?"
"No"
"Would you like some?"


User currently offlineAA 777 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 808 posts, RR: 13
Reply 2, posted (12 years 4 months 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 1966 times:
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"I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate."

"You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya."

"Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel."

"Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?"

"I have only three months to live..."

"If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"

Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?.

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

The bold ones are my favorite!

AA 777
Matt










CRJ-700 FO
User currently offlinePortcolumbus From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 1615 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (12 years 4 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1939 times:

Is your father a baker? Cause you have great buns

Hey Baby, the word of the day is your legs. Let's go home and spread the word.

Baby, you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.


User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (12 years 4 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1908 times:


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have
you been drinking?

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Wow! Are those real?

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's
wrong, you don't like pizza?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

Be unique and different, say yes.

You make me so nervous and flustered,
I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

and the classic...

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!








What's another word for thesaurus?
User currently offlineRapo From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 395 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (12 years 4 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1865 times:

"Do you come here often? Or do you wait until you get home?"

got slapped for that one in college....

rapo


User currently offlineVirginLover From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 958 posts, RR: 14
Reply 6, posted (12 years 4 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1862 times:

"If your left leg's Thanksgiving and your right leg's Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"  Big grin

User currently offlineAmerican_4275 From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1076 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (12 years 4 months 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1820 times:

"Yo baby yo baby yo baby....it ain't gonna suck itself..."



User currently offlineBravo45 From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 2165 posts, RR: 11
Reply 8, posted (12 years 4 months 5 days ago) and read 1822 times:

These ain't mine but I really liked the fitting answer to the post (don't wanna get into the debate that was going on here)

"Yes but now you are suggesting he was stupid as well."
To which the reply was in the very next post.
"No, only that he did something stupid. "


User currently offlineKLM747 From Netherlands, joined Jan 2001, 669 posts, RR: 14
Reply 9, posted (12 years 4 months 5 days ago) and read 1798 times:

This is my favourite...

-BOScenter- Do I smell a lamer?

William  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineFlyVirgin744 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 1313 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (12 years 4 months 5 days ago) and read 1794 times:

I'm not gay but here's a good gay bar pick up line:

Can I push in your stool?



Sometimes I go about in pity for myself and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky.
User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (12 years 4 months 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1781 times:

"If your left leg's Thanksgiving and your right leg's Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

Did a guy say that to you, or did you actually use that on a guy?  Big grin

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


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