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I Am So Sick Of The OxyClean Guy!  
User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1917 times:



Yeah, that's him, right there. And I can't stand him! I pride myself on being a night-owl, but his inane infomercials are nearly reason enough for me to turn in early. What happened to the days when late-night infomercials were almost respectable? He's such an obvious Bob Villa copy. Each thumbs-up he flashes degrades the industry a little more. And his HUGE arms movements, how annoying can one guy be!?

Someone take him off the air!


Dear moderators: No.
33 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 1, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1907 times:

Forgot to add this link in my above post. If you haven't seen him before, click below and see what I mean.

http://www.atmospheric-violence.com/mays/



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineExitRow From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1895 times:

Taco Del Mar spoofed him pretty good:

http://www.tacodelmar.com/company/company_advertising.html

See "Miracle Burrito."

I can't stand Chef Tony from Miracle Blade.


User currently offlineN751PR From United States of America, joined May 2002, 1248 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1891 times:

Don't worry Nuts, your not alone.......


Ladies and Gentlemen it's happy hour.You will get two approaches for the price of one.
User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 4, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1883 times:

I like when they try to make you think you are watching something credible, like the "Invention Channel".

LOL!



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1879 times:

Boy, and we all thought WE had problems. Nothing compared to We're Nuts' "I hate the OxyClean Guy".  Sleepy

User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Reply 6, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1874 times:

My all-time favourite info-mercial was the "Flowbee" hair cutting system.



I would actually buy one...







...for MY DOG!



What's another word for thesaurus?
User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1863 times:

......The mx5_boy shudders violently......

Big Nuts,

You'll get paralysis watching that kind of stuff.

You want to know what's worse, I did a couple of segments for TVC here in Oz on cable (TVC was the Value Chanel) selling 'Were's Wally' quilt covers and "Liquid Amber Jewelry".

*shocking* it was fun, although I never made a career out of it!

mb

"Look at this stunning piece of jewelry! Isn't it fantastic... blah blah."


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1864 times:

I love the Flowbee. Look at the wonderful haircut it gave me.

Signed, Matt D


User currently offlineAerLingus From China, joined Mar 2000, 2371 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1862 times:

The OxyClean guy IS annoying, I'll admit that. BUT - have you been introduced to his arch-rival...




THE JUICEMAN! AAAGGGHH!



Get your patchouli stink outta my store!
User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1830 times:

WN i agree with you 100% on this one.

And why the hell do those payed infomercials have to be like 30 mins! DAMN IT ID RATHER WATCH POKEMON


User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5632 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1823 times:

The OxyClean ads are annoying ... but we have used the stuff, and it actually works very well.
By the way, the OxyClean guy (Billy Mays) pitches some other products too, I can't remember what. And at least he's not as annoying as the Dell Dude (though he's not a gay cultural icon like the latter).



"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineBH346 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 3265 posts, RR: 14
Reply 12, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1806 times:

Wow, something I agree with We're Nuts on...Mays is quite irritating but not nearly as annoying as Renee Stevens who does commercials for a local restaraunt that go on TV and radio every 5 minutes.


Northwest Airlines - Some People Just Know How to Fly
User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1797 times:

Oh jeez. During the night, firefighters have to respond to calls. Some of them aren't serious, others are five alarm blazes. Meanwhile in Seattle, poor little Nutso is distressed by the OxyClean guy. While I agree that the guy is annoying, he is nowhere near the nuisance Mariah Carey or the Backstreet Boys are. Frankly, if you worry so much about the Oxy Clean guy, why don't you use the remote that came with your TV and change the channel?

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6281 posts, RR: 34
Reply 14, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1791 times:

What is an "OxyClean" guy?

Why does anyone watch infommercials?

Why does Boeing4ever have no sense of humour?



Quit calling an airport ramp "Tarmac" and a taxiway "runway".
User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1791 times:

Why does Boeing4ever have no sense of humour?

*SLAP!* Don't make me post the Jacko pic Beeatch!

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 16, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1787 times:

Did someone say Oxyclean??......... I hear Jacko uses he stuff as a bath soap... just check out the proof below

Oh sure you were expecting I funny Wacko de Jacko photo.

Yours
Ihadapheo



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6281 posts, RR: 34
Reply 17, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1784 times:

NO! Not the Jacko! Please, I'm sorry.


Quit calling an airport ramp "Tarmac" and a taxiway "runway".
User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1783 times:

NO! Not the Jacko! Please, I'm sorry.

That Jacko pic is like a Nuclear deterrent.  Laugh out loud

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1780 times:

Okay, okay!!

What the hell is Oxyclean???

I just have to know.

mb

Give me some oxyclean now.


User currently offlineTransactoid From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 788 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1780 times:

Hi, Billlly Maaayys here!

As soon as I hear the opening line I run for the hills!


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 21, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1773 times:

Yeah, I know he does other products too. I only said "OxyClean" because that seems to be his most famous.

And don't mind B4e, he just hates me.



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1763 times:

Show me where I called your thread stupid in the exact term. I could care less about you. I care about your arrogance. That's what has me peeved.

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 23, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1744 times:

We already discussed this, B4e. I started I whole thread dedicated to finding out what people really thought of me. And you know what? Not one person said I was arrogant. That means you are most likely WRONG. So give it a rest. It's clear you and I can't get along, so I'll agree to avoid you if you agree to avoid me. Deal?


Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1739 times:

It's clear you and I can't get along, so I'll agree to avoid you if you agree to avoid me. Deal?

Very well. Be forwarned, this doesn't apply to any I v P/Dem vs. Rep/USA vs. USSR etc threads.

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


25 Post contains images Seb146 : I think I am the only person on the planet that likes the Oxy-clean guy! Billy Mays. Whoo...... Excuse me.....
26 KROC : Hey We're Nuts and Boeing4ever. Why don't you to get all Seattle Sloppy and kiss and make up?
27 We're Nuts : I'd love it if we could all forget the above posts ever happened and get back to bashing infomercials. What do you think of RonCo's amazing easy-bake
28 KROC : I prefer the NADS inforercials. Signed, Matt D
29 Post contains images American_4275 : shop.ronco.com I'm not a fan of this guy either! He does infomercials for the Showtime Rotisserie and I've seen it so many times! It's so annoying. T
30 KROC : You know it's funny. While I don't pride myself on being a night person like We're Nuts (that pesky thing called a J-O-B) gets in the way of that, whe
31 Post contains images Ihadapheo : As far as TV pitchmen go I think that the evil Ron Popeil tops them all for pure sleezy fun. The famous "Pocket Fisherman", even back when I was in th
32 Post contains links Marcus : Besides Oxy Clean he sells, Orange Clean, Orange Glo and Kaboom.....take a look. http://www.greatcleaners.com/web/default.asp
33 N312RC : One of my friends bought some sort of TV shelf that mounts on the top of your TV for a VCR, stereo, etc.. from Big Lots.. It had that TV sticker on it
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