KROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2110 times:
Before I start with a very rare self-gloss thread from me, let me give myself the prerequisite and the Matt D rating.
Now, with that out of the way, this Friday, I make my triumphant return to Sacramento California, a city I left less than 2 years ago. This time though, its all good, because I won the Autozone/Premier Radio VIP contest to Rome's Tour Stop. Free flights, hotels, time with Rome, autograph session with the athletes. The only thing better than a free flight, is a free flight across the country to meet Jim Rome.
Superfly, gotta load up your pimp wagon with some hoes, toss RealHigh in the trunk, I'll be sure to bring a fist full of dollar bills. Come on out to Sactown (sorry, I will be without a rig), and do it up. Maybe Matt D can show up as well. I'll be real close if he still wants to throw down (like he has threatened to do a couple of times). Anyone else in the area, come on out!
Anyway, back to the gloss. All fans of Rome, hail me. I am destined to be the next King of the Clones. Soon, I will be mentioned among the elite. Jeeeeeeeef in Richmond errrrr scratch that, he sucks. Casper the Cablinasian, Homeless ass Silk, John "Lunch with the Monkey" in C-Town, Tarrance, Jim in Fall river ect, soon, KROC in Crapchester will be on the list too. And even if it isn't...at least I got a free flight!
Hey, let's hope the topic was descriptive enough, for the thread to survive the moderating purge......
KROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2011 times:
Jim Rome has a Nationaly syndicated radio sports talk show. He has around 230 affiliates in the U.S. and Canada. He also does a T.V. show on Fox Sports Net called the Last Word. He is a great interviewer, funny, very sarcastic, and very intelligent. He also has legions of fans all over. For more information, visit http://www.jimrome.com
Please BNE, don't delete this for not being "discriptive" enough.
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 43
Reply 3, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1995 times:
So how about that one star rating eh, Mike?
WOW!!! You're going to be in the same state as me. Sheesh....what a scary thought. Of course you'd have to pick the Northern End, that in order for me to access would require driving 99 all the way up through Bakersfield and Fresno and Stockton.....uggh....350 miles of farmland.
I'd love to come up there and give you a big, wet sloppy kiss (tongue is optional), but geez......5 days notice? I doubt I can arrange a trip up there on such short notice, especially with my work schedule. (I have to work on Sat, but I'm off on Sun.... But I'll see what I can do. Maybe you and Larry can come down here. Cuz nothing personal, but I don't think it's worth it to take one day and go through all that effort just for YOU.
And I know exactly what you are going to say....
something along the lines of "See....he chickened out......I knew he couldn't work up the balls......"
Well gimme a break dude....you're going to be 400 miles away....and with only 5 days notice coupled with my work schedule, that's kind of tough to arrange.
Besides....it can't be THAT important to you (although whether you want to admit it or not, you owe at least a 1000 of your posts-and your status as #1 poster in terms of quantity to ME
However, I have already taken the weekend of the 5th off so that I can attend the SFO Airliners show. I'll be off that Friday, Sat, and Sun. So if you can make it out AGAIN (fat chance, right?), I'd LOVE to discuss politics, women, multiple users, and innuendo threads with you.
And as soon as I am booked for New York, I promise I'll let you know.
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 21
Reply 6, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1968 times:
Common Matt D.. It wouldn't be a true A.net-style get together unless you are there!! (Well, we all know you'd like ARSEnal@LHR and McRingRing to keep you company).. If Superfly and Realhigh are there, you'd be disrespecting them!!! MAtt D- I am ashamed!! LOL
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
KROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1960 times:
Ihadapheo, I'm going Incognito!
We're Nuts...That was a Burn? Maybe in your world. Stick to it.
Matty boy, no, I won't say you chickened out of anything, you just know better!
Actually, seeing as my trip is free, and me being a cheap bastard coupled with going through a divorce, I'll take a free trip. Unfortunately it is only for the 20th through the 22nd. Not much time for anything other than the tour stop. At least stuff that would require me to travel. It does suck I am up North, because when I left, it never looked as good as it did in my rear view mirror. Free is Free, and besides, L.A. is a cess pool anyway. Like being in a big Gary Indiana. Plus, I only found out about winning the trip a little over a week ago. I should have posted then, but I was on my way to Philly. Hey, shit happens.
Conversation with you about politics would be good, as we do share allot of similar views. Women.....eh, I won't touch this one. Multiple User name chat...only if ILS is there as well. And Innuendo chat....hey, when you speak up, its pretty funny!
I will concede that you are responsible for maybe not 1,000 of my posts, but 850 or so. Indirectly 1,000 if you add in my battles with RealHigh, which started because I had your back one time when she was ripping you.
No quick Cali turn around for me, unfortunately, so no SFO show. Hey, I got a work schedule too. I had to pull strings to get this trip as it was. Feel free to travel to NY though. I promise I won't kick your ass or anything. Might have to get on a plane for that though.
And for the record......A triumphant SECOND return to the West Coast is not out of question, as long as its planned out, and Superfly has the hoes all set up.
Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 15
Reply 11, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1952 times:
Congratulations. Be sure to tell Rome about our tandem tugs during his show. Also, ask him if ever in the hisory of American professional sports if two such lousy teams (Lions, Tigers) ever had such beautiful stadia (Ford Field, Comerica Park).
Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 43
Reply 12, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1950 times:
Speak of the devil and she appears.
me being a cheap bastard
Well he is a bastard. I don't know about cheap, although he seems to revel in taking cheap shots. Maybe that's what he's referring to.
C'mon...let's talk wimmin. I know of a great, skanky, fleabag nightclub not too far from where I live in Orange County where tons of horny women congregate every Friday and Saturday night. Even a guy like me can (and does) score on a regular basis. I promised Larry that next time he comes down, we WILL go there.
TurbineBeaver From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 1199 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1851 times:
Hey guys, what's up?
I am about 1 mile soutwest of the North Pole right now. Aboard the Russian Icebreaker MV Vladimir. I am on an expedition to the north pole, and when I get there, we have a brought a submersible with us (Alvin II) and me and a buddy are attempting to break a world record by taking Alvin to the seafloor under neath the polar icecap. Should be exciting. KROC, glad to see that you would like to see me there, and I think I might be able to make it. I just got off the phone with the Alaskan Air National Gaurd (these satellite connections are awesome) and they said they wouldn't mind sending a C130 to pick me up on thursday. I could get a first class ticket down to SAC on CO (I'm a premier elite status with them) and I should be able to make there by Saturday. I'd love to meet up with you guys, sure, we could talk multiple usernames, whatever. I was even thinking about buying one of those Volvo C70s in Cali, and driving it home to Texas, we'll see what evolves! KROC, what's your home phone #? I can be reached via the WorldSat phone system (1.800.SATCOMM) and just tell them you need to be connected to the MV Vladimir, the Russian Icebreaker. This ship is awesome, even nuclear powered!
Well, anyways, I gotta get going, captain just said we're only 15 minutes from arrival at the top of the world! (Northern, top!)
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 36
Reply 24, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1814 times:
Quit busting my man Jeff in Richmond. At least his takes are fresh, yours are about as orginal as John in C-towns, and about as funny as a Rosie O'Fat rerun. Jeff may be a 'neck, but hes something that you can only dream to be...King of the Clones. King of the Clones is a title that will never belong to someone who resides in Crapchester...a city where the best looking women bear a close resemblance to Dick Butkus and Jabba the Popovich...a city where the most exciting event of the day is the Jim Rome Show.
As Van Smack has said before, Rochester will never get a tour stop, I could name several cities without affiliates that Romie would pick over Crapchester. What local Rochester celebs would show up at the tourstop? The weather guy? The local sports hack? Needless to say, that would end up being worse than the famed Oakland tourstop. Even Silk-Braaaah wouldnt fly his ass out to Crapchester even with the prospect of getting a free meal. Oh! If Crapper in Dana Point---someone who doesnt even deserve the title of drone, and Jim in Fall River is going to be there it will make it that much better.
Anyway, KROC, have a great time tipping cows in Sac-town...I wish I could be there....errrrr!...never mind, I never want to see Terrance, Crapper, and Silk in the same building.
War Crapchester NEVER getting a tour stop
War Jeff in Bitchmond
War Joe in SFO
I am out.
America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
: Jcs. You know what is funny, Dallas is never mentioned for a tour stop. At least Crapchester is. As for you sweating the jock of Jeff in Hickmond, I g
: I have one word for you when it comes to Jeff in Richmond....you know what it is? "SCOREBOARD!!!!"
: Dude, you know, if you heard the SmackOff, that he did not have the best call. Steve in LMU, Jim in Fall River, and Sean the Cablinasian all had much
: You think that there'll be a tour stop in Toulouse??? I need some help with the frenchies here Wasup Mikey, clovis is back
: Clovis, welcome back homie. Funny you mention a France Tour Stop. Thing is, I got my "xxx" signed, France smack originally from the Jim Rome Show. Suf
: I can just see you right now at the Sac-Town tourstop, "Hey, Hey, Jim can I have your autograph...." [in a small, nervous voice], just totally awestru
: Ahhh Willie in KC, that was some classic stuff. I caught it when the jungle finally came back to Calgary, after about a 3 year hiatus. I had to listen
: Jcs, stop fronting. Crapchester was one of the original 4 in the Jungle. Why? Because we know a winner when we see one (Hence the lack of NY Islander
: KROC, you can only dream of Rochester having the game at a tourstop that Dallas would have. At least we can acquire pro athletes for our tour stop, wh
: Jcs, lets get one thing straight. Your smack is about as hot as Ted Williams. If you want to compare cities, thats fine, but Dallas with a million peo
: Oh, and check out my list of aircraft I get to fly on. ROC-ATL - B727 (Never been on) ATL-SLC - 767-400 (Never been on) SLC-SMF - MD90 (Never been on)
: You will have to write a trip report, and let us know if you got the whole can. If you don't I will provide you with the URL for a complaint form, in
: Yeah, and you better get a full 7 course meal on every leg of your flight. Signed, every whining, bitch ass, fake, first class flying (allegedly) I di
38 We're Nuts
: Looks like you'll have a lot of fun. Get pictures!
: KROC, it will be a 767-200 from SLC to CVG, bitch-ass.