KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 1353 times:
Before I start with a very rare self-gloss thread from me, let me give myself the prerequisite and the Matt D rating.
Now, with that out of the way, this Friday, I make my triumphant return to Sacramento California, a city I left less than 2 years ago. This time though, its all good, because I won the Autozone/Premier Radio VIP contest to Rome's Tour Stop. Free flights, hotels, time with Rome, autograph session with the athletes. The only thing better than a free flight, is a free flight across the country to meet Jim Rome.
Superfly, gotta load up your pimp wagon with some hoes, toss RealHigh in the trunk, I'll be sure to bring a fist full of dollar bills. Come on out to Sactown (sorry, I will be without a rig), and do it up. Maybe Matt D can show up as well. I'll be real close if he still wants to throw down (like he has threatened to do a couple of times). Anyone else in the area, come on out!
Anyway, back to the gloss. All fans of Rome, hail me. I am destined to be the next King of the Clones. Soon, I will be mentioned among the elite. Jeeeeeeeef in Richmond errrrr scratch that, he sucks. Casper the Cablinasian, Homeless ass Silk, John "Lunch with the Monkey" in C-Town, Tarrance, Jim in Fall river ect, soon, KROC in Crapchester will be on the list too. And even if it isn't...at least I got a free flight!
Hey, let's hope the topic was descriptive enough, for the thread to survive the moderating purge......
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 2, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 1254 times:
Jim Rome has a Nationaly syndicated radio sports talk show. He has around 230 affiliates in the U.S. and Canada. He also does a T.V. show on Fox Sports Net called the Last Word. He is a great interviewer, funny, very sarcastic, and very intelligent. He also has legions of fans all over. For more information, visit http://www.jimrome.com
Please BNE, don't delete this for not being "discriptive" enough.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51 Reply 3, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 1238 times:
So how about that one star rating eh, Mike?
WOW!!! You're going to be in the same state as me. Sheesh....what a scary thought. Of course you'd have to pick the Northern End, that in order for me to access would require driving 99 all the way up through Bakersfield and Fresno and Stockton.....uggh....350 miles of farmland.
I'd love to come up there and give you a big, wet sloppy kiss (tongue is optional), but geez......5 days notice? I doubt I can arrange a trip up there on such short notice, especially with my work schedule. (I have to work on Sat, but I'm off on Sun.... But I'll see what I can do. Maybe you and Larry can come down here. Cuz nothing personal, but I don't think it's worth it to take one day and go through all that effort just for YOU.
And I know exactly what you are going to say....
something along the lines of "See....he chickened out......I knew he couldn't work up the balls......"
Well gimme a break dude....you're going to be 400 miles away....and with only 5 days notice coupled with my work schedule, that's kind of tough to arrange.
Besides....it can't be THAT important to you (although whether you want to admit it or not, you owe at least a 1000 of your posts-and your status as #1 poster in terms of quantity to ME
However, I have already taken the weekend of the 5th off so that I can attend the SFO Airliners show. I'll be off that Friday, Sat, and Sun. So if you can make it out AGAIN (fat chance, right?), I'd LOVE to discuss politics, women, multiple users, and innuendo threads with you.
And as soon as I am booked for New York, I promise I'll let you know.
We're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5705 posts, RR: 22 Reply 4, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 1225 times:
although whether you want to admit it or not, you owe at least a 1000 of your posts-and your status as #1 poster in terms of quantity to ME
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 27 Reply 6, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week ago) and read 1211 times:
Common Matt D.. It wouldn't be a true A.net-style get together unless you are there!! (Well, we all know you'd like ARSEnal@LHR and McRingRing to keep you company).. If Superfly and Realhigh are there, you'd be disrespecting them!!! MAtt D- I am ashamed!! LOL
Chris
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 7, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week ago) and read 1203 times:
Ihadapheo, I'm going Incognito!
We're Nuts...That was a Burn? Maybe in your world. Stick to it.
Matty boy, no, I won't say you chickened out of anything, you just know better!
Actually, seeing as my trip is free, and me being a cheap bastard coupled with going through a divorce, I'll take a free trip. Unfortunately it is only for the 20th through the 22nd. Not much time for anything other than the tour stop. At least stuff that would require me to travel. It does suck I am up North, because when I left, it never looked as good as it did in my rear view mirror. Free is Free, and besides, L.A. is a cess pool anyway. Like being in a big Gary Indiana. Plus, I only found out about winning the trip a little over a week ago. I should have posted then, but I was on my way to Philly. Hey, shit happens.
Conversation with you about politics would be good, as we do share allot of similar views. Women.....eh, I won't touch this one. Multiple User name chat...only if ILS is there as well. And Innuendo chat....hey, when you speak up, its pretty funny!
I will concede that you are responsible for maybe not 1,000 of my posts, but 850 or so. Indirectly 1,000 if you add in my battles with RealHigh, which started because I had your back one time when she was ripping you.
No quick Cali turn around for me, unfortunately, so no SFO show. Hey, I got a work schedule too. I had to pull strings to get this trip as it was. Feel free to travel to NY though. I promise I won't kick your ass or anything. Might have to get on a plane for that though.
And for the record......A triumphant SECOND return to the West Coast is not out of question, as long as its planned out, and Superfly has the hoes all set up.
Late
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 19 Reply 11, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week ago) and read 1195 times:
KROC:
Congratulations. Be sure to tell Rome about our tandem tugs during his show. Also, ask him if ever in the hisory of American professional sports if two such lousy teams (Lions, Tigers) ever had such beautiful stadia (Ford Field, Comerica Park).
Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51 Reply 12, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week ago) and read 1193 times:
Speak of the devil and she appears.
me being a cheap bastard
Well he is a bastard. I don't know about cheap, although he seems to revel in taking cheap shots. Maybe that's what he's referring to.
C'mon...let's talk wimmin. I know of a great, skanky, fleabag nightclub not too far from where I live in Orange County where tons of horny women congregate every Friday and Saturday night. Even a guy like me can (and does) score on a regular basis. I promised Larry that next time he comes down, we WILL go there.
Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59 Reply 13, posted (10 years 8 months 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1180 times:
Hmm traveling Incognito KROC says, well I have sent the following photo taken by A.nets former #1 investigator (ILS) to the Jungle which show what disguise KROC will be wearing
Yours
Ihadapheo
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 27 Reply 15, posted (10 years 8 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1166 times:
Stretch 8- It is so disgusting to have those teams by the "official" teams in my state.. God.. They had mulit-mega-million new stadiums built for them to LOSE IN!!!
KROC- You just want us to THINK it's easy for you.. LMAO..
Chris
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51 Reply 19, posted (10 years 8 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1128 times:
I'll see if either of them are available. But it might be a real long shot.
So where's the next innundo thread?
My absence around here for a month seemed to cause them to dry up quite a bit.
Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51 Reply 21, posted (10 years 8 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1118 times:
Well now that the Innuendo threads have been massacred, perhaps it's time to lay those to rest along side the TWFirst series and start a new line.
Any suggestions?
Maybe something like "Matt D is really Rush Limburger and KROC is Batman".
TurbineBeaver From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 1199 posts, RR: 0 Reply 22, posted (10 years 8 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1094 times:
Hey guys, what's up?
I am about 1 mile soutwest of the North Pole right now. Aboard the Russian Icebreaker MV Vladimir. I am on an expedition to the north pole, and when I get there, we have a brought a submersible with us (Alvin II) and me and a buddy are attempting to break a world record by taking Alvin to the seafloor under neath the polar icecap. Should be exciting. KROC, glad to see that you would like to see me there, and I think I might be able to make it. I just got off the phone with the Alaskan Air National Gaurd (these satellite connections are awesome) and they said they wouldn't mind sending a C130 to pick me up on thursday. I could get a first class ticket down to SAC on CO (I'm a premier elite status with them) and I should be able to make there by Saturday. I'd love to meet up with you guys, sure, we could talk multiple usernames, whatever. I was even thinking about buying one of those Volvo C70s in Cali, and driving it home to Texas, we'll see what evolves! KROC, what's your home phone #? I can be reached via the WorldSat phone system (1.800.SATCOMM) and just tell them you need to be connected to the MV Vladimir, the Russian Icebreaker. This ship is awesome, even nuclear powered!
Well, anyways, I gotta get going, captain just said we're only 15 minutes from arrival at the top of the world! (Northern, top!)
Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59 Reply 23, posted (10 years 8 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1076 times:
ILS will not be alone at "the top of the world", since I'm already there
Signed
James Cagney
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
Jcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Reply 24, posted (10 years 8 months 6 days ago) and read 1057 times:
KROC-
Quit busting my man Jeff in Richmond. At least his takes are fresh, yours are about as orginal as John in C-towns, and about as funny as a Rosie O'Fat rerun. Jeff may be a 'neck, but hes something that you can only dream to be...King of the Clones. King of the Clones is a title that will never belong to someone who resides in Crapchester...a city where the best looking women bear a close resemblance to Dick Butkus and Jabba the Popovich...a city where the most exciting event of the day is the Jim Rome Show.
As Van Smack has said before, Rochester will never get a tour stop, I could name several cities without affiliates that Romie would pick over Crapchester. What local Rochester celebs would show up at the tourstop? The weather guy? The local sports hack? Needless to say, that would end up being worse than the famed Oakland tourstop. Even Silk-Braaaah wouldnt fly his ass out to Crapchester even with the prospect of getting a free meal. Oh! If Crapper in Dana Point---someone who doesnt even deserve the title of drone, and Jim in Fall River is going to be there it will make it that much better.
Anyway, KROC, have a great time tipping cows in Sac-town...I wish I could be there....errrrr!...never mind, I never want to see Terrance, Crapper, and Silk in the same building.
War Crapchester NEVER getting a tour stop
War Jeff in Bitchmond
War Joe in SFO
I am out.
America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
25 KROC: Jcs. You know what is funny, Dallas is never mentioned for a tour stop. At least Crapchester is. As for you sweating the jock of Jeff in Hickmond, I g
26 Jcs17: I have one word for you when it comes to Jeff in Richmond....you know what it is? "SCOREBOARD!!!!"
27 KROC: Dude, you know, if you heard the SmackOff, that he did not have the best call. Steve in LMU, Jim in Fall River, and Sean the Cablinasian all had much
28 KLAX: You think that there'll be a tour stop in Toulouse??? I need some help with the frenchies here Wasup Mikey, clovis is back
29 KROC: Clovis, welcome back homie. Funny you mention a France Tour Stop. Thing is, I got my "xxx" signed, France smack originally from the Jim Rome Show. Suf
30 Jcs17: I can just see you right now at the Sac-Town tourstop, "Hey, Hey, Jim can I have your autograph...." [in a small, nervous voice], just totally awestru
31 C172Akula: Ahhh Willie in KC, that was some classic stuff. I caught it when the jungle finally came back to Calgary, after about a 3 year hiatus. I had to listen
32 KROC: Jcs, stop fronting. Crapchester was one of the original 4 in the Jungle. Why? Because we know a winner when we see one (Hence the lack of NY Islander
33 Jcs17: KROC, you can only dream of Rochester having the game at a tourstop that Dallas would have. At least we can acquire pro athletes for our tour stop, wh
34 KROC: Jcs, lets get one thing straight. Your smack is about as hot as Ted Williams. If you want to compare cities, thats fine, but Dallas with a million peo
35 KROC: Oh, and check out my list of aircraft I get to fly on. ROC-ATL - B727 (Never been on) ATL-SLC - 767-400 (Never been on) SLC-SMF - MD90 (Never been on)
36 TurbineBeaver: You will have to write a trip report, and let us know if you got the whole can. If you don't I will provide you with the URL for a complaint form, in
37 KROC: Yeah, and you better get a full 7 course meal on every leg of your flight. Signed, every whining, bitch ass, fake, first class flying (allegedly) I di
38 We're Nuts: Looks like you'll have a lot of fun. Get pictures!
39 Jcs17: KROC, it will be a 767-200 from SLC to CVG, bitch-ass.
41 TurbineBeaver: I never have ever flown in Economy class. My dad says it's for the "common folk". I had to fly in Business class once though, because the plane didn't
42 KLAX: All i gotta say is that Northworst DC-9s are like slave ships in coach Oh yeah, AA777-200s are some of the most comfortable U.S. airline planes I've e
43 KROC: Northworst DC-9 Slaveship. HAHA!!! I would fly a Northwest DC-9 plane any time, anywhere....except to France. I won't fly anything to France, unless i
44 We're Nuts: Uhhh, anyway. Do you do any flying, KROC?
45 KROC: Scan above some 10 posts or so Nutsy, and I have listed the aircraft I will be flying.
46 We're Nuts: Yeah, I know. And you haven't been on any of them before. So what do you fly on?
47 KROC: What do you mean what do I fly on? If you mean Airline, I figures ATL, SLC, and CVG would give it away.
48 We're Nuts: Forget it. And we call Arsenal dumb.
49 KROC: And We're Nuts has earned himself a and not the kind he likes from Mx5_boy. Speak up son!
50 We're Nuts: I want to know, if you've never been on any of the aircraft you'll be taking out tomorrow, then what do you usually fly on?
51 KROC: See how easy that was? There is no set aircraft I have flown on. I have been on 744, 742, DC-10, DC-9, A319/320, MD-80, 757, several of the 737 family
52 We're Nuts: Do you fly often? I never really get to hear about your flying passion.
53 Eric505: KROC good thing you arent flying DL's 757's. The seat pitch is soooo bad. Their 763's and 727 stretches are better.
54 KROC: While I love to fly, I usually only get to fly on average once or twice a year. The year I did my stint in Korea, I did allot of flying obviously, but
55 Alpha 1: Hey Mike-was that YOUR voice I caught on Romie's show today? I was switching stations after driving home from a doctor's visit (I've got pneumonia....
56 KROC: Alpha 1. That was indeed me! When I met him this past weekend, I told him I made the roadie from Crapchester. He replies "Because you know I'm not com
57 IHadAPheo: In a Romey News flash pictures have been released from the meeting between KROC and everyone's favorite leader of the clones Mr. Jim Rome. For so reas
58 KROC: Since it was deleted before I could address it. How classic is "Fordam tuition is going down like an alter boy"!!!!! Not to be outdone by a caller fro
59 Jcs17: Yeah, I heard you, I really felt sick to my stomach, just kidding...that sucks that Romey cut you off before you could throw some bombs. Todays show w
60 KROC: I will write about it tomorrow. My bad to sleeping on it. The Tour Stop was great, and I had classic smack lined up, but I hesitated a split second, a
61 KROC: Tour Stop report: Okay, I got to fly on some cool planes, and my friend that came along, was a piece of work. Paranoid crazy nut, who hated to fly, an
62 C172Akula: Calgary is blowing up huge in the jungle after that classic "moose knuckle" take. That alone should get us a tour stop!
63 KROC: I'm all for a Canadian Tour Stop! "And the show won't work in Canada"
64 KLAX: That sounds dope!!! Glad it was all good times -FrEnchie Suburban Princess LMAO...
65 KROC: Catch me on IM Frenchie and I'll give ya the background of that name, lmao. War Jim Rome
66 KLAX: Word. I'm down but you're never on. Its Internet night tonite in Frenchiland. Just had a 4 hour English Test that I finished in 30 minutes damn french
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