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Man Slices Off Four Body Parts  
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1533 times:

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man cut off the little finger on his right hand, then his scrotum, then his penis and finally his left hand in a drug-induced act of self-mutilation after arguing with his wife.

http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/268526|oddlyenough|09-19-2002::09:42|reuters.html

Yet another perfectly good reason to lay off drugs. Anything that is going to contribute to someone slicing off there Johnson and Spaldings, not to mention a digit.

Hey Australia, whit kind of crack you sellin' down there?  Big grin

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User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 1, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1471 times:

Wow. I didn't know Australian Rules football even HAD a pre-season training camp!


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16371 posts, RR: 56
Reply 2, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1459 times:

An Australian man cut off...his scrotum, then his penis

That'll teach his wife a lesson in deprivation! Yup.




Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1434 times:

Lord knows what sort of drugs he'd taken. Woulnd't have a clue what sort of drugs are here in this country, probably the same as everywhere else.

Apparently they had a tremendous amount of trouble trying to hold the guy down to stop the bleeding.

*ugh!*

""Only in Australia huh?""

lol

mb

Kick a mime at half time.


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 19
Reply 4, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1419 times:

Kick a mime at half time.

You're insane, Michael.



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineBarcode From Switzerland, joined Dec 2001, 678 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1369 times:

One for the Darwin awards.

User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1326 times:

From the article. "The man was flown to Sydney for emergency microsurgery and was now in a stable condition, police said. "

His penis must have been very small then.


User currently offlineSudden From Sweden, joined Jul 2001, 4130 posts, RR: 6
Reply 7, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1319 times:

Why even help a looser like that?!


When in doubt, flat out!
User currently offlineEGFF From UK - Wales, joined Sep 2001, 2201 posts, RR: 12
Reply 8, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1318 times:

A good lesson in "why not too take drugs"
chilling.....
EGFF



All together or not at all
User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 9, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1264 times:

no darwin award, he didn't die..maybe an "honorable mention" tho.

User currently offlineKLAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1256 times:

Thats some funny sh*t right there. LMAO  Laugh out loud

Then again, smokin a joint never caused anyone to do that...!


User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8379 posts, RR: 23
Reply 11, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1229 times:

It's bad enough when yer wife hacks it off but to live life knowing you cut your own penis off.... man that guy's gonna be mentally (and physically) wrecked.


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User currently offlineLeftypilot79 From United States of America, joined Jun 2002, 455 posts, RR: 6
Reply 12, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 1216 times:

OMG....that must be some BAD CRACK cut with windex,clorox and other crap. Cutting off Mr Happy? He really must have been in a separate reality.LOL..I agree with KLAX...you don't see stoners going and doing these sort of things. No more crack for him.  Yeah sure Tisk tisk.


aaron


User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1201 times:

"No more crack for him"

Excellent!


User currently offlineCO 757 200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1145 times:

haha.......sounds like Bombstar finally bit the dust!!!!!!! Big grin

User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Reply 15, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1138 times:

Doesn't the scrotum count as TWO body parts?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


Dripstick



What's another word for thesaurus?
User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 16, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1135 times:

Hey, this has got to stop, you people get all excited because they reattach my man's Mr. Happy but what about me...

Signed
Mr. Happy's sleeping bag



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 17, posted (12 years 3 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1062 times:

I remember seeing a website about a guy who called himself "Dog Slut" who castrated himself. He took pictures and wrote a very detailed account of it as if he was describing the process of changing the oil in his car. The world is so full of weirdos....

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