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Signed Singapore_Air? I Am Less Than Impressed!  
User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13745 posts, RR: 19
Posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 2194 times:

Seeing my name being signed by someone else on this forum was a shock. I was unimpressed. So I decided to go through the forum archives with my user name in the search box.

I realise that I have been defamed! However, as I read on, I was amused and the people involved did bring a big smile to my face (even though I'm meant to be doing I.T. homework now).

So here are some comments I'd like to share with you...
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THe only thing I can relate this odd comment to is like someone saying Arsenal@LHR and Singapore_Air are the same person, because they have similar jokes. But they still aren't the same person – TurbineBeaver

Singapore_Air. You don't understand the logic of humor period. – KROC

Or visit Singapore_Air, in between press releases, he might be able to give you some humor tips – TurbineBeaver

Even with the after effects of anesthesia, and some percoset, he still makes Singapore_Air look like a comedian. – TurbineBeaver

I'm not impressed.

Signed,
Singapore Air – Turbine Beaver

Sadly, while I was banned, I had this vision that Singapore_Air was a stand up comedian.......then I just woke up and realized that I had been reading way too many of Arsenal's posts. - TurbineBeaver

Har Har Har. I am not ammused Ihadapheo.

Signed, Singapore_Air - KROC

Arsenal, stop trying to kid yourself. Singapore_Air is a friggin riot compared to you!!! - KROC

Sorry Singapore_Air, I had nothing to post, so I decided to post this... Sorry!


- Hoons90

Arsenal@LHR's jokes and topless pics of Cheong Choong Koong
Signed@Singapore_Air - Donder10

Absolutely disgraceful. I am unimpressed. I will ring up Cathay Pacific Customer Service right now. Signed, Singapore_Air turned Cathay_Air - 9V-SVE

Where am I? I'm a funny guy(allegedly). I'm so funny I make Singapore_Air look like a professional Comedian.

Signed, Arsenal@LHR - KROC

This is really who I am:



Signed, Singapore_Air, number one FREE advertiser of Singapore Airlines Limited on Aviation Forum Sites.

This is me very worried about SIA's future because of the SQ006 Crash:



Signed, 9V-SVA aka GUNDU aka Darryl Chua aka B772ER

Look at my wife in the background:



Signed, Singapore_Air

This is my true identity:



Signed, HKGspotter1 - 9VSVE

-Lighten up. Innuendo thread. Jokes. Laugh. Stop having the sense of humor like Singapore_Air - KROC

Signapore_Air,

We at Signapore Air Appreciate your repeated e-mails concerning how we can better run our airline. Signapore Airlines always appreciates input from valued customers like you but your request to become our corporate communications V.P. must be denied. We also would appreciate you cease from posting our press releases on A.Net, we would like our web site to be a single point of reference for internet users. We have looked into your request for Signapore Air bed sheets, Signapore Air Underwear and Singapore Air Condoms, these items do not exist in our company store and there has never been any interest in these items till now. Please understand we can not give out confidential information about our flight attendants and we have no plans to release a photo calendar of Signapore Air F/A's in the future. There has also been reports about your lingering in our terminals in the UK and disturbing our operation, we ask if you do not intend to fly Signapore Air that you stay away. Our employee's time is valuable to uninterrupted service and repeatedly asking questions about, when our new uniforms are coming out and what crews are flying out today seem to seriously impact employee moral and overall our mission effectiveness. Please understand your interest is kind in our Airline but stalking our crews must stop.

signed,

Singapore Air – TechRep / KROC?

At least we are creative Singapore_Air. I mean how tough is it to copy and past links from the BBC? - KROC

<>

(not an article)

Singapore Airlines today announced that its work day will be changed to 8.31-5.31 instead of 8.30 to 5.30. Announcing this major shocking newsworthy change to the Stock Exchange, Dr Cheong said that such a change was necessary to cut costs in an ever changing environment.

More available at Dowjones Newswires.

I'm sure fellow SIA fans will be very interested to know this and are rejoicing with me! Kudos to SIA for offering the inflight service that other airlines talk about! Can you imagine how this news will affect SIA's bottomline? We can now beat CX to become the best airline in the whole world! DOWN WITH CX! – Docpepz


I just received a letter from Singapore Airlines who threatened legal action against me if I did not withdraw defamatory remarks I supposedly made against them last week.

Apparently I said that their service levels sucked and that they had paid Skytrax to award them third place in cabin service, when they in fact should have been in third last place behind Aeroflot. But MH apparently paid more and were therefore put in first place. (And at the same time it explained a large part of their billion ringgit loss last year)

I was told to expect lawyers' letters from both Skytrax and MAS in due course, as well.

After doing a search on Windows XP, I found out that the hacker's IP address came from The Cathay Pacific lounge in Hong Kong's Chek Lap Kok International Airport.

I know it is that bugger Hkgspotter1 framing me! I appeal to all SIA fans to unite with me in my time of need, when the company I put my faith and life upon is now turning its back against me!

My team of Queens Counsels are now at hand drafting letters to SIA Head office and SIA UK. The hearing starts next Tuesday and I'm sure Her Majesty's courts will be just and fair.

If necessary, we'll exhaust all the available means to clear my name. We are contemplating going to the International Court of Justice, War Crimes Tribunal and the UN Security Council.

Do stay updated for more news!!!! – Docpepz


Singapore Airlines...A great way to Fly has just announced its 1,549,612th landing at Changi Airport!!!
This is such a great day for Singapore and all airline enthusiasts everywhere. If anyone thinks any other city in Asia is important for airline business, this proves them wrong forever. This makes CX and that stupid airport in Hong Kong a child, I hate them. – RogueTrader


- Singapore_Air

I concur with Boeing757Fan. We are very seperate people, we just have similar tastes. He is my P'N'C (partner in crime) thats how you can tell were two different people. Now, back to plotting against Singapore_Air and LY744. - KROC

If Osama is caught, he should be locked in a room for a year with Singapore_Air, LY744, Lubcha132, and Airmale. That would serve him right!!!!! - KROC
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 Big thumbs up Well done. You made me laugh and smile. Kudos (I think)



Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
27 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2155 times:

Well done Singapore_Air. Indeed this is all in jest, and meant to be for fun. Light hearted humor does everyone good. It is refreshing to see someone come around and stop being so serious all the time. Well done indeed!  Big thumbs up

Hey listen, I AM funnier than Singapore_Air. No really I am...

Signed, Arsenal@LHR


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2153 times:

Even I'm funnier than you! Honestly! I AM!!

Signed,
Arsenal@LHR.


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2149 times:

Dammit KROC got there first again (As usual... - Matt D).

Great minds...etc.


User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 4, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2148 times:

So Singapore_Air is really ILS's daddy?

Signed
Arsenal@BataviaDowns



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineBigo747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2115 times:

Seeing my name being signed by someone else on this forum was a shock. I was unimpressed.

Totally a non-sense. It's Singapore Airlines/SIA which should be unimpressed, not you.

If you are upset with someone using your username for other posts and demands everybody stops using it, then I might Suggest the following: SINGAPORE AIRLINES file a lawsuit against you for "using company's corporate name on a forum to misleading people", and demands you to stop using the company's name.

Remember, it's not just you who may be unimpressed.



User currently offlineTurbineBeaver From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 1199 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2094 times:

Glad to see some of my posts up there.
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Singapore Airlines Ltd. Inc. (c) TM stock went up .00001321453% in the past 5 minutes. I will keep you informed.

Signed,
Singapore_Air


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 19
Reply 7, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2080 times:

Great minds...etc.

And fools rarely differ?



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineDocpepz From Singapore, joined May 2001, 1971 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2065 times:

Yo Singapore_Air

u r an integral part of this forum. We imitate you cos we LOVE YOU BABY!

It takes a lot of courage to laugh at oneself. I'm glad you started this post....

I still remember when you were going through that "(not an article)" phase.... Oh boy you are so funny! this really made me laugh....

and this phase where you and Hkgspotter were just bickering and bickering... though you guys are quite cordial now (to say the least)

Hope Hkgspotter says something in response to this!



User currently offlineUs330 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 3873 posts, RR: 14
Reply 9, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2055 times:

Well, at least you have somewhat of a sense of humor now, therefore my respect for you has gone up from None at all to Hardly any at all.

User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13745 posts, RR: 19
Reply 10, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2032 times:

Us330, well thank you  Laugh out loud However, I find it hard to not laugh at such comments!

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Actually Singapore_Air, the Singapore Airlines Limited stock price went down 0.52% to a very low S$9.60. I am unamused.

Signed,

TurbineBeaver
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hehe



Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
User currently offline9V-SVA From Singapore, joined Aug 2001, 1860 posts, RR: 8
Reply 11, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2044 times:

Any one wants a pic of how Khoa really looks like with his Indian gf?

Signed, 9V-SVE aka ZX Lee




9V-SVA | B772ER
User currently offline9V-SVE From Singapore, joined Nov 2001, 2066 posts, RR: 2
Reply 12, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2035 times:

LOL don't ya have a sense of humour?  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13745 posts, RR: 19
Reply 13, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 2022 times:

9V-SVE: Normally not. I rarely laugh and take things very seriously. But what the hell were you thinking with this?!



Tsk tsk!  Laugh out loud



Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
User currently offline9V-SVE From Singapore, joined Nov 2001, 2066 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2013 times:

Hahaha. People were making a few jokes so I decided to join in lol Big grin

User currently offline9V-SVA From Singapore, joined Aug 2001, 1860 posts, RR: 8
Reply 15, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2013 times:

Should I or should I not post Khoa's photo?

9V-SVA



9V-SVA | B772ER
User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13745 posts, RR: 19
Reply 16, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 1991 times:

No you should not! And how the hell did you get it anyway?

My "friend" would be unamused  Big grin  Big grin  Big thumbs up



Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
User currently offline9V-SVE From Singapore, joined Nov 2001, 2066 posts, RR: 2
Reply 17, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 1971 times:

Hahahahaha please MSN it to me  Big grin

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 1967 times:

Stop teasing us all. Hook up Singapore_Air's fans as well as the rest of the A.net public.

User currently offlineTurbineBeaver From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 1199 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1958 times:

Lets see the pic.

And Singapore_Air, i'm not unamused, cause i don't CARE about SIA's stock!  Big thumbs up

TB


User currently offlineHkgspotter1 From Hong Kong, joined Nov 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1960 times:

As funny as watching paint dry..........................

User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1924 times:

We're nuts, And fools rarely differ?

You should know all about being a fool, living on an obscure island with "high-speed" 0.03kbps internet access.

As funny as watching paint dry..........................

Well that's still funnier than hearing you talk.


User currently offlineHoons90 From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 3036 posts, RR: 52
Reply 22, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1916 times:
AIRLINERS.NET CREW
CHAT OPERATOR

Haha,
it's called humour.
If you didnt like that, all I can say is sorry.  Smile



The biggest mistake made by most human beings: Listening to only half, understanding just a quarter and telling double.
User currently offlineDonder10 From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 6660 posts, RR: 21
Reply 23, posted (12 years 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1894 times:

Pics of Singapore_Air?I wonder where we could find one? Smile

User currently offlineBigo747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (12 years 3 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1844 times:

forgot to convert Khoa's voice into mp3 when I was voice meeting with him months ago.  Big thumbs up

25 Post contains images Hkgspotter1 : 777236ER,
26 Twaneedsnohelp : Singapore Air's stock price plummeted; its Israel's fault. Signed, SAS23
27 Mas a330 : Stop making fun of me! Signed, Singapore_Air
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