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The Sun Will Explode In Less Than Six Years!  
User currently offlineDufo From Slovenia, joined May 1999, 803 posts, RR: 4
Posted (12 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 8551 times:

article

We're screwed :P

Regards,
Jernej


I seriously think I just creamed my pants without any influence from any outside variables.
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User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8314 posts, RR: 23
Reply 1, posted (12 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 8531 times:

Well, if the dutch said it, it must be true! AHHHHH!


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User currently offlineBarcode From Switzerland, joined Dec 2001, 678 posts, RR: 11
Reply 2, posted (12 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 8504 times:

6 years ... yeah right .... better join a cult and build a spaceship to get the hell off this burning ball of rock then ...

User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8314 posts, RR: 23
Reply 3, posted (12 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 8498 times:

By the way, that was sarcasm, and that article is from the Weekly World News.


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User currently offlineCapt.Picard From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (12 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 8476 times:

Great news! Now I can take out that 25,000 pound loan and start flying First Class without having to worry.

User currently offlineFlagshipAZ From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3419 posts, RR: 14
Reply 5, posted (12 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 8465 times:

If the information came from Weekly World News, then it must be true! But I can see a typo already. The so-called editors & proofreaders left off about 9 zeros off at the end of that number "6".  Wink/being sarcastic Regards.


"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Ben Franklin
User currently offlineJessman From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1506 posts, RR: 7
Reply 6, posted (12 years 1 month 6 hours ago) and read 8461 times:

This got six replies it must be true !!!

User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (12 years 1 month 6 hours ago) and read 8455 times:

Oh my god im too young to die. WHY?!?! WHY?!?!!?

Signed,
Arsenal@LHR


User currently offlineDavid B. From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 3148 posts, RR: 5
Reply 8, posted (12 years 1 month 6 hours ago) and read 8435 times:

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



End all problems now............I love the dark  Big thumbs up



Teenage-know-it-alls should be shot on sight
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 1 month 6 hours ago) and read 8436 times:

If the sun blows up, I'm sure I'll still survive.

Signed, Arsenal@LHR


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 19
Reply 10, posted (12 years 1 month 6 hours ago) and read 8410 times:

Actually, you'll be the only death. Sorry.

Signed, God.



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User currently offlineDavid B. From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 3148 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (12 years 1 month 6 hours ago) and read 8403 times:

The only good human is a dead human


Signed, All other creatures on earth



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User currently offlineAirplanetire From United States of America, joined May 2001, 1809 posts, RR: 2
Reply 12, posted (12 years 1 month 6 hours ago) and read 8393 times:

I am so sorry, but that is from the Weekly World News, a tabloid.

User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8314 posts, RR: 23
Reply 13, posted (12 years 1 month 6 hours ago) and read 8388 times:

Hence my statement, Airplanetire.  Smile


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User currently offlinePrebennorholm From Denmark, joined Mar 2000, 6494 posts, RR: 54
Reply 14, posted (12 years 1 month 5 hours ago) and read 8505 times:

Sure that is correct. Or hopefully it is correct that the sun will explode in six years.

The sun is a constant explosion and has been so for four and a half billion years. Only kept together by its own immense gravity forces.

It will explode in six years and seven years, and many billion years to come. Anyway in just one or two billion years time the explosion will have grown in intensity so the planet Earth will no longer be a pleasant place for humans.

Scientists are already dreaming up ways how they with huge rockets can direct an asteroid into a close encounter with the Earth in such a way that its gravity can pull the Earth to a greater speed around the sun, so it finds a new orbit at a slightly greater distance from the sun.

It will have a slight side effect. We will have to reinvent the Roman Empire so the emperor can write up a new calendar system. Otherwise we would soon run out of leap years.

What about having 13 months a year? 13 salaries instead of just 12, it sounds promising, doesn't it? And it will still be Christmas every year.

56 weeks instead of 52 also means four more week-ends when we can play FS 2002 all day long. Well, at that time Bill Gates will probably have forced us to upgrade to FS 2000002002 (two billion and two thousand and two).



Always keep your number of landings equal to your number of take-offs, Preben Norholm
User currently offlineJj From Algeria, joined Jun 2001, 1227 posts, RR: 2
Reply 15, posted (12 years 1 month 5 hours ago) and read 8349 times:

well, it sounds good... but errr... we'd have to work 4 more weeks too  Sad

User currently offlinePrebennorholm From Denmark, joined Mar 2000, 6494 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (12 years 1 month 5 hours ago) and read 8333 times:

Well Jj, why so pessimistic?

You could have four more weeks holiday instead.

You see, a lot of developments can take place over a timespan as long as two billion years.

For instance it might be possible that Microsoft happens to invent a new Windows XXXXXXXP which doesn't crash. Just imagine how much work it would save you! How much more efficient your workday would be - four weeks more holidays, no problem.



Always keep your number of landings equal to your number of take-offs, Preben Norholm
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 17, posted (12 years 1 month 5 hours ago) and read 8315 times:

Its the Jews and Israeli's fault...

Signed
SAS 23
David B.



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 18, posted (12 years 1 month 4 hours ago) and read 8313 times:

its the WHO'S fault?

signed,
Hepkat


User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 19, posted (12 years 1 month 4 hours ago) and read 8306 times:

you'd have to have a good deletion from him to appreciate that.

anyway, as long as death is quick and painless.


User currently offlineB747skipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (12 years 1 month 4 hours ago) and read 8325 times:

It's about time it blows up, turn on the lights...
Boy, the Jehovah Witnesses will be busy next few years...
(s) Skipper


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29805 posts, RR: 58
Reply 21, posted (12 years 1 month 4 hours ago) and read 8272 times:

At least there still will be blondes when it explodes, They are supposed to go extinct by the year 2025.


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User currently offlineCessnapimp From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 1320 posts, RR: 19
Reply 22, posted (12 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 8242 times:

I just hope it's night time when it happens... then we'll be ok...

Does anybody know if it'll be on TV? I don't wanna miss this.

Regards,
Grégoire "life sucks, then the sun blows up" Lefèvre


User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 23, posted (12 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 8242 times:

Gee whiz, I hope it's still exploding in six years... It could get awful cold here.

redngold  Insane



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineMexicana757 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3045 posts, RR: 28
Reply 24, posted (12 years 1 month 1 hour ago) and read 8188 times:

yayyy sun explodes in 6 years. I will make sure to have big BBQ that day. my food will be cooked fast!  Big thumbs up I'll make sure that i am wearing the highest level of sun screen, i dont want to get sun burn  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

25 Post contains images Flyf15 : I sure hope the Sun blows up in 6 years. I hate that newspaper.
26 BO__einG : These comments are funny! Except that one about blaming the Jews and Israeli's. Even though that may be implied as a joke. Still doesn't seem that goo
27 EGGD : tbh, It wouldn't surprise me if the sun does blow up, it would be just my luck! btw. This scientist obviously hasn't heard of a 'solar flare' before h
28 Thom@s : Blast, i have bingo that day. Well, better bring a flashlight. Anyway, I wouldn't worry about it. There's no universal disaster Bruce Willis can't pre
29 Post contains images EGFF : I remember hearing something about the sun exploding a few months ago, but they said not for a good few thousand years ..... 6 years? ah well, at leas
30 Positive rate : When that time does come- in another 1 billion or so years i think that we should abandon Earth altogether. By that time Mars should be terraformed an
31 Sebolino : When the sun will explode, in a few billion years, it won't just burn the earth and stop his BS. I guess Mars won't be much better to live on. Perhaps
32 Godbless : Gosh! What if they manage to shoot the planet away from the sun before it explodes?!? All airplmnes airborne on the back side of earth will feel kinda
33 Post contains images Schreiner : In Holland the weed is legal, is it?! Explains alot.
34 Lehpron : "The Sun Will Explode In Less Than Six Years!" Bull. Even if it were true that news paper could have been smarter in NOT grouping gossip with news. It
35 David B. : Its the arab's fault....the fault of all muslims Signed, Jcs17 TNNH
36 Positive rate : Let's get a few facts straight here. The sun is NOT going to explode- not now not ever. The reason is because our sun simply is not large enough(not e
37 Post contains links and images L-188 : Yeah, but natural blondes are still going to be extinct by the year 2022 http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002441918,00.html
38 GotAirbus : I like Prebennorholm's comment (gotAirbus?)-(Got Commonality?)-("Not all humans are the same, you know...")
39 Post contains images Leftypilot79 : That was really interesting Positive Rate!! Thanks for posting that. aaron
40 Petertenthije : The sun is warming up from 27 million to 49 million degrees... ... and people still complain about global warming raising temperatures by a few degree
41 Post contains images Blink182 : The sun exploded yesterday too, and we all lived. Just refer to Prebennorholm's first post. If it really were to exploded massively(aka the whole thin
42 CB777 : If the suns temperature doubled, don't you think we would have felt it from 27 to 49 million degrees. We'd all be burnt!!!!!!!!! CB777
43 Post contains images BA777 : Oh shit BA777
44 Jetguy : Good Bye! It's been fun.
45 Post contains images NWA742 : -NWA742
46 Positive rate : The main thing we need to worry about in regards to the sun is solar storm. Everytime time the sun hits solar maxiumum(approx every 11 years) the Ear
47 767ALLTHEWAY : Nice knowing all of ya...I can see clearly now the sun is gone..
48 Vafi88 : Actually it's supposed to happen in something like 5 billion years...because there are stages of stars and the sun is still pretty young...when it bec
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