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Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say.  
User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2455 posts, RR: 3
Posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 10467 times:

Like the topic says.

"boy that's cute"
"I could have done better doing it myself"

53 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineDragogoalie From Australia, joined Oct 2001, 1220 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 10412 times:

"we need to talk" (translated into, I need to talk, you need to listen)

--dragogoalie-#88--



Formerly known as Jap. Srsly. AUSTRALIA: 2 days!
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29800 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 10408 times:

"Your Married!!!"

Inspired by this call in show clip....http://www.andysavage.com/audio/roses1.ram



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineVictech From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 546 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 10389 times:

"I told you so!"
"I'm sorry, but..." (anything starting with that means "Danger! Danger! Will Robinson."
"I need my space."

I'm sure I've missed hundreds of others...


User currently offlineBoeing nut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 10382 times:

I'm pregnant.

(oh boy......)


 Smile


User currently offlineAsbg From Israel, joined Feb 2000, 538 posts, RR: 6
Reply 5, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 10378 times:

It's not you. It's me!!! (typical sentence)



Sam.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineB747ca From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 677 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 10352 times:

Let's just be friends.....
You're like a brother to me.....



ma va funk ulo
User currently offlineKRIC777 From United States of America, joined Jun 2002, 279 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 10338 times:
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"So, do you think she's pretty?"


User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 10325 times:

I have the clap.


User currently offlinePacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2734 posts, RR: 8
Reply 9, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 10300 times:

"Do I look fat in this ?"

Hint to younger veiwers, say NO !!!!!!!!!!!

No matter if she looks like a beached whale, nothing good will ever come from an answer that isn't NO !!!!!!!!



" Help, help ... I'm being oppressed ... "
User currently offlineN949WP From Hong Kong, joined Feb 2000, 1437 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 10280 times:

"Everything's on sale. Let's go !!"

User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8269 posts, RR: 23
Reply 11, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 10272 times:

(Referring to another couple) "Of course I'm jealous!"


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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 12, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 10251 times:

"where did the condom go?"
"we are going shopping"
"hold my purse"
"let me drive"

all of these things were said by my girlfriend to me... horrifying



Go big or go home
User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4346 posts, RR: 20
Reply 13, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 10227 times:

"Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't weeebe friends."

Kevin

oh yea, that's by smashmouth.


User currently offlineMaiznblu_757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5112 posts, RR: 50
Reply 14, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 10225 times:

"Im leaving you for a woman".


Now, its good if she says "I have someone else in my life.... A Woman, is that ok"?




User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3221 posts, RR: 15
Reply 15, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 10230 times:

Now why don't you try sucking my d*ck!

Never go out with a Filipino girl without checking first!



I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 25
Reply 16, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 10219 times:

Don't ever come out of a movie and say something like...

"That Sigourney Weaver is a seeexxy woman"

because later that night, when you say...

"Honey, you know, this meatloaf's a little dry..."

She'll respond with...

"Well why don't you have Sigourney Weaver make that meatloaf for you!"

 Laugh out loud - Jeff Foxworthy



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User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 25
Reply 17, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 10211 times:

Or another bit by Jeff Foxworthy, if your woman asks you...

"Honey, do you think she's pretty?"

respond with...

"Oh no, I hate blond women with big, firm breasts."  Laugh out loud



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User currently offlineAmerica West From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 10205 times:

"Wasn't it supposed to last longer than that?"

User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 19, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 10186 times:

ryan - I take it you learnt that from first hand experience?  Laugh out loud.

It has to be, 'lets be friends', although the sick ones are pretty good too  Smile


User currently offlineNWA From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 1200 posts, RR: 3
Reply 20, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 10155 times:

"you know that time on the beach 1 month ago? well....."

"I told you so"

Also any kind of complaining in the morning. grrrr



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User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 21, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10146 times:

"Is it in yet?"

User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7443 posts, RR: 62
Reply 22, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10125 times:
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User currently offlineIHAdAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 23, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 10119 times:

"Was it good for you" ... Especially if you have yet to start.

Yours,
IHadAPheo



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 24, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 10110 times:

"im late"
"so when are you going to ask me to get married?"



Go big or go home
25 Yyz717 : "next time we go out, let's invite your best friend again....he makes me laugh"
26 IMissPiedmont : You know that you're screwed whan a woman says "You are such a sweet man." Been there myself many times. I think it means "you are not rich enough."
27 Lortab 7.5mg : "You are such a sweet man." Been there myself many times. How true indeed. ...or "you're a really nice guy".
28 Cathay Pacific : "Honey, do you remember when we first.........?" Women tend to remember anniversary of all sorts. "I'm fine, just leave me alone!" If you really do le
29 Flyguy1 : "Would you like to meet my husband?" "I hope you dont mind my kids"
30 Jcs17 : "Can we bring another man into the bedroom with us" (I have no problem if she suggests bringing another woman) "I think I'm pregnant..." "Did I mentio
31 Post contains images Cfalk : This is the worst that could happen. You are sitting at home and the phone rings. You: Hello? Voice: Hi, this is the Jerry Springer Show. Your girlfri
32 747-451 : Let's have my mother stay over for a week... Honey, could you pick up (insert name of favorite female sanitary product here) for me at the supermarket
33 Post contains images RA-85154 : How about: "...Not tonight, I got a headache.."
34 JetService : the worst thing your girlfriend could say right after great sex: "Honey, its me. I'll be home in 10 minutes."
35 4holer : "It's nothing. I'm fine." "He's just a friend." "Aw, c'mon! Dance with me!" "Ok, I had lunch with him. That was it!"
36 OzarkD9S : "your Dad's a better kisser"
37 Post contains images AWspicious : "You took it out just as it was starting to feel good." "I NEVER EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN... I HOPE YOU DIE!!!" As you can probably tell, my life ha
38 Post contains images Tbar220 : "your Dad's a better kisser" hahaha, baaaad
39 Post contains images Seb146 : I hope I NEVER hear my girlfriend say anything! However, my bro has said he dreads hearing his wife saying 'I just want to run into (insert store name
40 Srbmod : If you offer her seconds on something to eat, she says: "What, am I fat? So you think I'm fat huh? I'll show you fat! (then she starts to eat the enti
41 AA61hvy : or "can you pick me up some tampons, when your out getting the milk" so discouraging!
42 ExitRow : Frank!!! Yes!!! Oh Frank!!! Just like that!!! God yes!!! Frank!!! And your name is Mike.
43 Heavymetal : "The doctor called with your test results. You've got Ebony? Ebowl? Ebola? Something like that. He said take tommorow off. Do you want chicken or meat
44 KAL_LM : How about the dreaded..."So, do you notice anything different?" *crying* that always is fun... Tom
45 LHMark : "You're 31 now, how long until you quit that stupid band?" You're always spending time with your friends. When are you going to grow up and just stay
46 Post contains images Trickijedi : Ryanb741 wrote: Now why don't you try sucking my d*ck! Never go out with a Filipino girl without checking first! I guess over there you can never tell
47 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Here's a word you NEVER wan't to hear a girl say to you in bed. YUK!!! Chris
48 Post contains images Ralgha : Actually "Why Can't We Be Friends" is by War, not Smashmouth. Smashmouth just covered it because they can't write their own music.
49 JAL : "Let's go to the mall" "I'm too tired to do it (make out)"
50 Superfly : Can my mother move in with us?
51 Hurricane : "your Dad's a better kisser" hahaha, baaaad I am so incredibly suprised someone didn't get to this one before me. "Your Mom's a better kisser" or "You
52 AA61hvy : "we need to have a talk" or just in general when she gives you "THE LOOK" every guy with a girlfriend or wife, no exactly what im talking about. the l
53 Superfly : We should get a Mini-Van or We should buy an SUV, like our neighbors.
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