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User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2499 posts, RR: 3
Posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 2565 times:

What is your favorite Jerry Seinfeld bit?


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User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 2533 times:

Can you have a favourite?

User currently offlineGlenn From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 2539 times:

The bit where I have the ability to change channels. Was OK first 20 times you saw the episodes but now it is just a drain  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

User currently offlineFutureSQPilot From United States of America, joined Jul 2002, 147 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 2525 times:

Glenn- You can never have too much of the best show ever!

From the routine that he's doing now I love his whole thing about the shoe bomber (if anyone has seen it you'll know what I'm talking about) and also his thing about cleaning up after yourself at the movie theater. From the show, his bit about fear of public speaking being more prominent than fear of death and how this means that people would rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy at a funeral would probably be my favorite.


User currently offlineTrickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 4
Reply 4, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 2508 times:

"It's The Beast!!!"  Pissed


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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 5, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 2508 times:

"I mean whats the deal with ____" he is a funny guy, i dont care all that much for his stand up much, his show was awesome


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User currently offlineDc863 From Denmark, joined Jun 1999, 1558 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2490 times:

"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

User currently offlineLearpilot From United States of America, joined May 2001, 814 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 2467 times:

"You're as pretty as any of these girls, you just need a nose job."


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User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 8, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 2466 times:

Kramer: They're redoing the Cloud Club.
Jerry: Oh, the restaurant on top of the Chrysler building? That's a good idea.
Kramer: Of course it is, it's my idea.
Jerry: Which part, renovating the restaurant you don't own part, or spending the 200 million you don't have part?

Jerry: Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2! That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy!




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User currently offlineKaiTakFan From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 1588 posts, RR: 6
Reply 9, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2461 times:

"SERENITY NOW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2499 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2454 times:

The one where Jerry does not know his girlfriend's name.

User currently offlineRen41 From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1524 posts, RR: 1
Reply 11, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2451 times:

No soup for you!

filler


User currently offlineBeefmoney From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 1118 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2453 times:

"Damnit Elaine!!! That wasnt Steve, that was the YamYam."

User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 13, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2443 times:

KLM672 he calls his girlfriend "mulva"
DELORIS!



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User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2435 times:

You're a shmoopy!

User currently offlineMr Spaceman From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 2787 posts, RR: 9
Reply 15, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2433 times:

Jerry: But it's different for guys. It's like a ritual. It's like shaving!

Elaine: Well, I shave my legs!

Kramer: Not every day!!!






Chris  Smile



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User currently offlineKRIC777 From United States of America, joined Jun 2002, 280 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2416 times:
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My Favorite:

The episode where Jerry is with a woman who is physically beautiful but who is agonizingly boring to be with....you see the image from inside Jerry's head where an imaginary Jerry dressed as a penis is playing chess against another Jerry dressed as a brain. That was classic


User currently offlineFutureSQPilot From United States of America, joined Jul 2002, 147 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (12 years 2 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2409 times:

A few more: "Shrinkage", "NO SOUP FOR YOU!", "And you want to be my latex salesman."

User currently offlineUALrampORD From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (12 years 2 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2402 times:

I like the episode where george dates the girl that looks like jerry, and kramer says he thinks that george is secretly in love with jerry. Whenever George tries to be intimate he only sees Jerry

UALrampORD


User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2499 posts, RR: 3
Reply 19, posted (12 years 2 months 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2369 times:

yeah AA remeinds me of a topic here on a.net.

User currently offlineMcdougald From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (12 years 2 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 2361 times:

The one where a heckler ruins his show, and he decides to get even by going to her office and booing and heckling her while she sits at her desk.

User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (12 years 2 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 2352 times:

"Vanderlay Enterprises". (or, is it spelt Vandalay, or how about Vaundalae...)


AW


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 22, posted (12 years 2 months 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2350 times:

vandalay. it was funny, the last episode the judges name was art vandalay. thats the name they always used in the show


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