FutureSQPilot From United States of America, joined Jul 2002, 147 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (13 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 2790 times:
Glenn- You can never have too much of the best show ever!
From the routine that he's doing now I love his whole thing about the shoe bomber (if anyone has seen it you'll know what I'm talking about) and also his thing about cleaning up after yourself at the movie theater. From the show, his bit about fear of public speaking being more prominent than fear of death and how this means that people would rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy at a funeral would probably be my favorite.
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 55
Reply 8, posted (13 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2731 times:
Kramer: They're redoing the Cloud Club.
Jerry: Oh, the restaurant on top of the Chrysler building? That's a good idea.
Kramer: Of course it is, it's my idea.
Jerry: Which part, renovating the restaurant you don't own part, or spending the 200 million you don't have part?
Jerry: Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2! That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy!
KRIC777 From United States of America, joined Jun 2002, 286 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (13 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2681 times:
The episode where Jerry is with a woman who is physically beautiful but who is agonizingly boring to be with....you see the image from inside Jerry's head where an imaginary Jerry dressed as a penis is playing chess against another Jerry dressed as a brain. That was classic