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Jerry Seinfeld Bits

KLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2358 posts, RR: 3
Posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2335 times:

What is your favorite Jerry Seinfeld bit?

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777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2303 times:

Can you have a favourite?

Glenn From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2309 times:

The bit where I have the ability to change channels. Was OK first 20 times you saw the episodes but now it is just a drain Smile/happy/getting dizzy

FutureSQPilot From United States of America, joined Jul 2002, 147 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2295 times:

Glenn- You can never have too much of the best show ever!

From the routine that he's doing now I love his whole thing about the shoe bomber (if anyone has seen it you'll know what I'm talking about) and also his thing about cleaning up after yourself at the movie theater. From the show, his bit about fear of public speaking being more prominent than fear of death and how this means that people would rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy at a funeral would probably be my favorite.

Trickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 5
Reply 4, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 2278 times:

"It's The Beast!!!" Pissed

Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!

AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 5, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 2278 times:

"I mean whats the deal with ____" he is a funny guy, i dont care all that much for his stand up much, his show was awesome

Go big or go home

Dc863 From Denmark, joined Jun 1999, 1554 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 21 hours ago) and read 2260 times:

"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

Learpilot From United States of America, joined May 2001, 814 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 2237 times:

"You're as pretty as any of these girls, you just need a nose job."

Heed our warnings or your future will be underpant free!

AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 8, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 2236 times:

Kramer: They're redoing the Cloud Club.
Jerry: Oh, the restaurant on top of the Chrysler building? That's a good idea.
Kramer: Of course it is, it's my idea.
Jerry: Which part, renovating the restaurant you don't own part, or spending the 200 million you don't have part?

Jerry: Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2! That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy!

Go big or go home

KaiTakFan From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 1586 posts, RR: 7
Reply 9, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 2231 times:

"SERENITY NOW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2358 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 2224 times:

The one where Jerry does not know his girlfriend's name.

Ren41 From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1524 posts, RR: 1
Reply 11, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 2221 times:

No soup for you!

filler

Beefmoney From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 1111 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 2223 times:

"Damnit Elaine!!! That wasnt Steve, that was the YamYam."

AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 13, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 2213 times:

KLM672 he calls his girlfriend "mulva"
DELORIS!

Go big or go home

777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 2205 times:

You're a shmoopy!

Mr Spaceman From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 2782 posts, RR: 15
Reply 15, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 2203 times:

Jerry: But it's different for guys. It's like a ritual. It's like shaving!

Elaine: Well, I shave my legs!

Kramer: Not every day!!!

Chris Smile

"Just a minute while I re-invent myself"

KRIC777 From United States of America, joined Jun 2002, 242 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (10 years 8 months 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 2186 times:

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My Favorite:

The episode where Jerry is with a woman who is physically beautiful but who is agonizingly boring to be with....you see the image from inside Jerry's head where an imaginary Jerry dressed as a penis is playing chess against another Jerry dressed as a brain. That was classic

FutureSQPilot From United States of America, joined Jul 2002, 147 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (10 years 8 months 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2179 times:

A few more: "Shrinkage", "NO SOUP FOR YOU!", "And you want to be my latex salesman."

UALrampORD From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 8 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 2172 times:

I like the episode where george dates the girl that looks like jerry, and kramer says he thinks that george is secretly in love with jerry. Whenever George tries to be intimate he only sees Jerry

UALrampORD

KLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2358 posts, RR: 3
Reply 19, posted (10 years 8 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2139 times:

yeah AA remeinds me of a topic here on a.net.

Mcdougald From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (10 years 8 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2131 times:

The one where a heckler ruins his show, and he decides to get even by going to her office and booing and heckling her while she sits at her desk.

AWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (10 years 8 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2122 times:

"Vanderlay Enterprises". (or, is it spelt Vandalay, or how about Vaundalae...)

AW

AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 22, posted (10 years 8 months 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2120 times:

vandalay. it was funny, the last episode the judges name was art vandalay. thats the name they always used in the show

Go big or go home

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