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User currently offlineJETPILOT From United States of America, joined May 1999, 3130 posts, RR: 29
Posted (11 years 6 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1584 times:

Well its 15D:11HRS:07MIN:22SEC and counting down toward my cruise to the Bahamas and my chic bails on me (she has to work).

So I'm offering a free cruise with yours truly to anyone willing to get their a$$ to Orlando.

Info: 5 day cruise on Royal Carribean Sovereign of the Seas leaving Port Canaveral on Nov3rd at 5PM and returning at 8AM on Nov 7th. Ports of call include Cococay (RC private island), and Nassau Bahamas.

The cruise is paid for. You only need to tip, and pay for hookers, and beer.

Any takers?

JET

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User currently offlineSccutler From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 5392 posts, RR: 26
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1558 times:

THIS oughta get interesting...


...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...
User currently offlineLortab 7.5mg From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 805 posts, RR: 11
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1562 times:

Do I have to share the same room and/or bed with you?

User currently offlineSccutler From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 5392 posts, RR: 26
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1556 times:

Naw, he's gonna rent a top-floor outside stateroom just for you!


...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...
User currently offlineJETPILOT From United States of America, joined May 1999, 3130 posts, RR: 29
Reply 4, posted (11 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1556 times:

LOL !!! Beds are seperate.... unless your female we could push them together.

JET


User currently offlineLortab 7.5mg From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 805 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (11 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1539 times:

unless your female we could push them together.

I'm not a female but I can wear a thong and you can imagine that I look like this.  Big grin Big grin




BTW, No thanks. I can't make it either.


User currently offlinePacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2727 posts, RR: 8
Reply 6, posted (11 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1523 times:

The real interesting question here is why your original companion isn't going ? I smell drama/gossip !


" Help, help ... I'm being oppressed ... "
User currently offlineJETPILOT From United States of America, joined May 1999, 3130 posts, RR: 29
Reply 7, posted (11 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1530 times:

Damn.... You still have that?

LMAO.....  Big thumbs up

P.S. Anyone going on the cruise gets to see the rest of the collection......  Smokin cool

JET


User currently offlineJETPILOT From United States of America, joined May 1999, 3130 posts, RR: 29
Reply 8, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1497 times:

I can't believe I can't give away a free cruise? The economy must be getting better.

I'm not a phreake people !!!!  Angry

JET


User currently offlineAirbus Lover From Malaysia, joined Apr 2000, 3248 posts, RR: 9
Reply 9, posted (11 years 6 months 1 day ago) and read 1500 times:

If I was in US East Coast or even anywhere in North America, I will fly down to Orlando to get the free cruise tix.... but well I am like all the way on the other side of Earth.  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7011 posts, RR: 26
Reply 10, posted (11 years 6 months 23 hours ago) and read 1481 times:

Hell, a free cruise? We could go and meet chicks if anything else!

I'm a taker if you're still willing  Laugh out loud



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User currently offlineMls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3076 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (11 years 6 months 23 hours ago) and read 1482 times:

Did someone say hookers?! And beer?!!

Let's see, fuk, it's $278 on ATA sez orbitz. Hmmmmmm..... Well, you probably don't want to spend 5 days with an alcoholic soon-to-be-ex-bus driver. Tbar220 beat me to it anyway.


You've got to post a follow-up on this one though!




mls515


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 12, posted (11 years 6 months 23 hours ago) and read 1474 times:

Sorry man, other side of the country.




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