Saintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2 Reply 3, posted (11 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 6554 times:
Radarbeam is quite right, besides there are plenty of places to buy them where you are not put in embarrasing situations although...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend...
"I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
Hepkat From Austria, joined Aug 2000, 2341 posts, RR: 2 Reply 4, posted (11 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 6561 times:
I buy my condoms from a store run by two very sultry looking lesbians. I've been going there for over three years now and they never fail to give me the eye and flirt around. They tell me about the different mertis and functions of condoms, gels, etc., what to do, what not to do and how to do it. "Oh, you need something a bit more slippery, well try this." She then rubs a little on my hand. "It's made from a unique blend of purified water, glycerine and polyethelyne with gives it that silky light touch and is slightly citrus flavored, for his OR her pleasure", she then licks her lips.
Dripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 22 Reply 5, posted (11 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 6565 times:
A sixty year old man walks into a drug store and walks up to the girl at the checkout counter. He asks her, "Do you sell condoms here?"
"Sure. What size are you?"
"I don't know," he replies.
"Well, just let me check," the cashier says. She unzips his pants, takes a feel, and then says over the intercom, "Extra large condoms to the checkout counter please. Extra large condoms to the checkout counter."
A clerk returns with some condoms. The man pays for them and leaves the store.
Later, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to the checkout counter. He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?"
The cashier replies, "Sure. What size do you need?"
"Well, I don't know."
"Allow me to check for you," she says as she unzips his pants and takes a couple of tugs. She then says over the intercom, "Large condoms to the checkout counter please. Large condoms to the checkout counter."
A clerk returns with some condoms. The man pays for them and leaves the store.
Some time later, a fifteen year old boy, hoping to get lucky, walks up to the girl at the checkout counter and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell condoms here?"
"Yep," she says. "What size do you need?"
"I don't know," he says nervously.
"Allow me to check for you," she says. The cashier unzips his pants for a feel, pauses for a moment and then says over the intercom, "Clean up at the checkout counter please. Clean up at the checkout counter."
Alessandro From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 8, posted (11 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 6486 times:
I heard about a gents room at a gas-station in the US which had a condom vendor machine, but it was empty! A reporter asked the owner of the gas-station why he didn´t fill it up with condoms or removed it? It´s full of money
that I empty every week and nobody is complaining so far....
ADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (11 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 6298 times:
Well I was reading along feeling a lot of pride in the responses (and a bit of humour with some of them) and along comes RyanB to spoil it all.
As a parent and a mother of a teenage girl I praise ALL of you who buy condoms, embarrassed or not. I know teenage kids are going to have sex, nothing a parent says will stop that (well, unless they are a pharmasist) , so from all the parents of teenage girls I think you for your responsibility.
As for you RyanB, what a stupid attitude to have and why would you be passing that onto kids for? I ask that you ALL ignore his stupidity. Yes, the condoms reduce the feeling whilst having sex and yes, if you are in a steady and committed relationship where you KNOW both partners are monogomous and free of disease then the pill (or new contraceptive types which include something that they inject under the skin and lasts for three years) is a fantastic idea for those who choose not to breed (because the pill is quite unreliable particularly in the forgetful).
But for the rest of you ... until you get to the committed relationship and breeding phase, please please PLEASE .. stick with the condoms and ignore the advice of idiots who put their sexual pleasure in front of their/their partners health.
I can't beleive someone would be so irresponsible as passing on that piece of advice to kids!
CO 757 200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 24, posted (11 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 6243 times:
I remember back in 11th grade up , I went to a supermarket (which shall remain nameless) and I looked all over the aisle for them, but after 15 minutes of not being able to find them, I hesitantly brought myself up to a employee to ask........thing was I was too embarrassed to ask, but I guess the employee could tell since she pointed right to them.........
25 OA412: I remember years ago when I worked in a supermarket a kid coming in really late at night who looked really, really nervous and was just poking around
26 Mirrodie: Working at Kmart as a teen years ago, I'll never forget this one guy who bought: A large pack of Condoms and 1 can of WD-40 (industrial lubricant). I
27 Trickijedi: I usually get them free at the local carwash everytime I take my car in. If not there then the clinic for my checkups. I'm serious about the carwash,
28 Rickster: You must not be ashamed or embaressed at all, put a box of them between milk, sugar, cat food, shower gel, toilet paper and bubble gum and thats it! I
29 Lindy: I dont buy condoms seence July/August this year. I'm fully trusting my intuition and my speed ehehhe. I have funny story too. Last March I took flight
30 B747-437B: If you are embarassed about buying condoms in person, you can order 'em online from a million different websites for about the same price as you pay i
31 Hepkat: B747, it's considered very unsafe to carry condoms in your wallet. The constant compression caueses them to tear and or break. Even if it looks fine,
32 Fpdonald: Memories . . . A family car trip, a rest stop, and a distinct memory of a trip to the "Gents," with my father. Business taken care of, I wanted "sweet
33 AA61hvy: i heard also if you leave condoms in your wallet, the compression and the constant body heat will leave microscopic holes will be there
34 Trickijedi: it's considered very unsafe to carry condoms in your wallet. The constant compression caueses them to tear and or break. Even if it looks fine, you mi
35 PROSA: Grocery stores, in the US, still need to rethink were they "hide" the merchandise . . . and/or distribute it more freely, in my opinion. I find it amu
36 Dripstick: And of course this thread would NOT be complete without that classic tune... http://www.crapfromthepast.com/favorites/sounds/extras.rm Dripstick
37 AWspicious: It's sometimes embarrassing for the store clerk... Because, I buy large. AWspicious
38 MCO-ATL: Nah, I dont feel embarrassed at all. But I'm the kind of guy that could go into the womens department and buy 3 thongs, and 2 pairs of pantyhose and n
39 Airplanetire: I'm 15, so I've never bought condoms, but I have a strategy for embarassing situations. You just have to act confident and think to yourself, "I'll ne
40 Westjet!Eh!: I remembered that when I gave a box of condoms to a girl cashier, she laughed quietly and tried to be polite to me. Oh my god! I'm totally embrassed!
41 Lortab 7.5mg: But I'm the kind of guy that could go into the womens department and buy 3 thongs, and 2 pairs of pantyhose and not feel embarrassed. Hmm.... What's u
42 747-451: No, I'm not afraid of buying them. In fact, I enjoy it more if I get a snotty, nosey slaes clerk because Iwill say something to them like "At least I'
43 Flyboy36y: First time I bought condoms I bought them with a lot of other stuff. The girl at the counter rung it all up except for the condoms. I picked them up a
44 Turbolet: The only machine which sells these things on our pokey little island of which I know is in the mens' restroom at the Ku Club, a disco/club I visit. Wh
45 Hartsfieldboy: If you're embarassed, just buy them at a sex shop. The cashier is obviously going to be used to seeing people buy stuff much weirder than condoms, so
46 OzarkD9S: I make sure I buy lube at the same time. Keep 'em guessing!
47 Imisspiedmont: I used to be very embarrassed to buy them. I no longer worry though. The woman I make love with will be the last. After 10 years I think it's safe. Pr
48 MCO-ATL: CstarU, I mean Lortab 7.5mg, Ok so I was a little drunk on that post. I'm 100% straight & secure about myself. MCO-ATL CstarU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49 Lortab 7.5mg: Hey Dan, Did you forget to buy the tampons and panty liners? Glad to hear from you. Hope everything is a-ok. Rgrds, BTW, wanna start a new TWFirst thr
50 Sophiemaltese: This thread made me think of a guy I was dating a few years back. Me and him and another guy friend were in a bar and he went next door to get some sn
51 Delta-flyer: This reminds me of my condom story.... In 1970, I was a co-of engineering student working at a paper mill in Port Alberni, BC. One of the engineers ha
52 Bigo747: Don't they give them away for free at school? Superfly, my school don't have it for free. If they did, it just increase the rate of students concentra
53 EGGD: If you feel embarassed, just steal them. Although its worse if you get caught....