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Do You Feel Embarassed When You Buy Condoms?  
User currently offlineF.pier From Italy, joined Aug 2000, 1523 posts, RR: 9
Posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 7188 times:

I think it's still a quite embarassing situation....

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User currently offlineRadarbeam From Canada, joined Mar 2002, 1310 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 7179 times:

No I'm not embarassed, getting your girlfriend pregnant would be more embarassing!

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29792 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 7169 times:

I am still waiting for a reason, to have to buy condoms...

They have a shelf life you know, so there is no point in buying them just to throw away or turn into party favors.



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User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 7141 times:

Radarbeam is quite right, besides there are plenty of places to buy them where you are not put in embarrasing situations although...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend...


"I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"



User currently offlineHepkat From Austria, joined Aug 2000, 2341 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 7148 times:

Great question!

I buy my condoms from a store run by two very sultry looking lesbians. I've been going there for over three years now and they never fail to give me the eye and flirt around. They tell me about the different mertis and functions of condoms, gels, etc., what to do, what not to do and how to do it. "Oh, you need something a bit more slippery, well try this." She then rubs a little on my hand. "It's made from a unique blend of purified water, glycerine and polyethelyne with gives it that silky light touch and is slightly citrus flavored, for his OR her pleasure", she then licks her lips.

Shopping for condoms has never been so much fun!


User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Reply 5, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 7152 times:

A sixty year old man walks into a drug store and walks up to the girl at the checkout counter. He asks her, "Do you sell condoms here?"

"Sure. What size are you?"

"I don't know," he replies.

"Well, just let me check," the cashier says. She unzips his pants, takes a feel, and then says over the intercom, "Extra large condoms to the checkout counter please. Extra large condoms to the checkout counter."

A clerk returns with some condoms. The man pays for them and leaves the store.

Later, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to the checkout counter. He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?"

The cashier replies, "Sure. What size do you need?"

"Well, I don't know."

"Allow me to check for you," she says as she unzips his pants and takes a couple of tugs. She then says over the intercom, "Large condoms to the checkout counter please. Large condoms to the checkout counter."

A clerk returns with some condoms. The man pays for them and leaves the store.

Some time later, a fifteen year old boy, hoping to get lucky, walks up to the girl at the checkout counter and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell condoms here?"

"Yep," she says. "What size do you need?"

"I don't know," he says nervously.

"Allow me to check for you," she says. The cashier unzips his pants for a feel, pauses for a moment and then says over the intercom, "Clean up at the checkout counter please. Clean up at the checkout counter."



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User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 7125 times:

During the height of the cold war, as a propaganda exercise, the Russians sent an order to Durex to manufacture a large order of condoms measuring 18 inches long and 6 inches in diameter.

Durex made the condoms and returned them labelled 'small'.


User currently offlineCathay Pacific From Australia, joined May 2000, 1864 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 7102 times:

I rather be a little embarassed than having her pregnant! Yeah sure


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User currently offlineAlessandro From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 7073 times:

I heard about a gents room at a gas-station in the US which had a condom vendor machine, but it was empty! A reporter asked the owner of the gas-station why he didn´t fill it up with condoms or removed it? It´s full of money
that I empty every week and nobody is complaining so far....


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 7049 times:

im not embarrassed when i buy condoms. i mean im getting action. why be embarrassed?


Go big or go home
User currently offlineBigo747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 7019 times:

Why would you feel embarassing why buying condoms?

Buying condoms is just like buying groceries....part of everyday living need.


User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 11, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 7008 times:

i think if your embarrassed to buy condoms, i really dont think you are ready to have sex. just a thought.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineSIA fan From Indonesia, joined Aug 2000, 728 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 6973 times:

I've done it many times, but I still feel a sense of urgency when paying at the checkout counter...especially when there are tons of people waiting behind me  Big thumbs up


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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39822 posts, RR: 74
Reply 13, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 6950 times:

What's the big deal about buying condoms?


Don't they give them away for free at school?

Getting her pregnant or getting a STD (sexually transmitted disease) is more embarrassing.



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User currently offlineJAL From Canada, joined Apr 2000, 5083 posts, RR: 8
Reply 14, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 6947 times:

Why should I be embarassed?


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User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3221 posts, RR: 16
Reply 15, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 6938 times:

I wouldn't be embarassed about buying condoms other than that sex is utterly sh*t when you use them. Do the right thing and ask your partner to go on the pill - it's much better.


I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
User currently offlineKLAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6925 times:

A girl I knew once told me:

"Clovis, having sex with a condom on is like licking a lollipop with the wrapper still on it."

LMAO

-Clovis Big grin


User currently offlineKaiTakFan From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 1588 posts, RR: 6
Reply 17, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6927 times:

The only thing embarassing about condoms is not having one on hand when you need it! (personal experience from last night!) Think of it that way and I am sure you will not care anymore!

User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 18, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 6921 times:

kaitakfan, gotta be prepared, when my girl comes over, i make sure i have at least 5.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 6885 times:

Well I was reading along feeling a lot of pride in the responses (and a bit of humour with some of them) and along comes RyanB to spoil it all.

As a parent and a mother of a teenage girl I praise ALL of you who buy condoms, embarrassed or not. I know teenage kids are going to have sex, nothing a parent says will stop that (well, unless they are a pharmasist)  Smile, so from all the parents of teenage girls I think you for your responsibility.

As for you RyanB, what a stupid attitude to have and why would you be passing that onto kids for? I ask that you ALL ignore his stupidity. Yes, the condoms reduce the feeling whilst having sex and yes, if you are in a steady and committed relationship where you KNOW both partners are monogomous and free of disease then the pill (or new contraceptive types which include something that they inject under the skin and lasts for three years) is a fantastic idea for those who choose not to breed (because the pill is quite unreliable particularly in the forgetful).

But for the rest of you ... until you get to the committed relationship and breeding phase, please please PLEASE .. stick with the condoms and ignore the advice of idiots who put their sexual pleasure in front of their/their partners health.

I can't beleive someone would be so irresponsible as passing on that piece of advice to kids!  Sad



VH-ADG


User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 20, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 6865 times:

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool....



User currently offlineAmerican_4275 From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1076 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 6878 times:

Embarassed?
That you're having sex? Big deal...it's part of life. You should be proud your getting laid. Hell I'd make a scene if I had a reason to buy condoms.



User currently offlineNWA From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 1200 posts, RR: 3
Reply 22, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 6841 times:

I love buying condoms. I buy therm for my friends that wont buy them. I have no problem with it what so ever. Now, if I had to buy "sung fit" condoms, then I would be embarresed.


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User currently offlineDeltajax From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 6838 times:

here in nevada, there are condom machines in pretty much every casino restroom. 50-75 cents per pop, and you can choose between the french tickler, glow in the dark, etc. and its conspicuous.

User currently offlineCO 757 200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (11 years 10 months 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 6830 times:

I remember back in 11th grade up , I went to a supermarket (which shall remain nameless) and I looked all over the aisle for them, but after 15 minutes of not being able to find them, I hesitantly brought myself up to a employee to ask........thing was I was too embarrassed to ask, but I guess the employee could tell since she pointed right to them.........

25 OA412 : I remember years ago when I worked in a supermarket a kid coming in really late at night who looked really, really nervous and was just poking around
26 Post contains images Mirrodie : Working at Kmart as a teen years ago, I'll never forget this one guy who bought: A large pack of Condoms and 1 can of WD-40 (industrial lubricant). I
27 Trickijedi : I usually get them free at the local carwash everytime I take my car in. If not there then the clinic for my checkups. I'm serious about the carwash,
28 Rickster : You must not be ashamed or embaressed at all, put a box of them between milk, sugar, cat food, shower gel, toilet paper and bubble gum and thats it! I
29 Post contains images Lindy : I dont buy condoms seence July/August this year. I'm fully trusting my intuition and my speed ehehhe. I have funny story too. Last March I took flight
30 Post contains images B747-437B : If you are embarassed about buying condoms in person, you can order 'em online from a million different websites for about the same price as you pay i
31 Hepkat : B747, it's considered very unsafe to carry condoms in your wallet. The constant compression caueses them to tear and or break. Even if it looks fine,
32 Fpdonald : Memories . . . A family car trip, a rest stop, and a distinct memory of a trip to the "Gents," with my father. Business taken care of, I wanted "sweet
33 AA61hvy : i heard also if you leave condoms in your wallet, the compression and the constant body heat will leave microscopic holes will be there
34 Post contains images Trickijedi : it's considered very unsafe to carry condoms in your wallet. The constant compression caueses them to tear and or break. Even if it looks fine, you mi
35 Post contains images PROSA : Grocery stores, in the US, still need to rethink were they "hide" the merchandise . . . and/or distribute it more freely, in my opinion. I find it amu
36 Post contains links and images Dripstick : And of course this thread would NOT be complete without that classic tune... http://www.crapfromthepast.com/favorites/sounds/extras.rm Dripstick
37 Post contains images AWspicious : It's sometimes embarrassing for the store clerk... Because, I buy large. AWspicious
38 MCO-ATL : Nah, I dont feel embarrassed at all. But I'm the kind of guy that could go into the womens department and buy 3 thongs, and 2 pairs of pantyhose and n
39 Airplanetire : I'm 15, so I've never bought condoms, but I have a strategy for embarassing situations. You just have to act confident and think to yourself, "I'll ne
40 Westjet!Eh! : I remembered that when I gave a box of condoms to a girl cashier, she laughed quietly and tried to be polite to me. Oh my god! I'm totally embrassed!
41 Post contains images Lortab 7.5mg : But I'm the kind of guy that could go into the womens department and buy 3 thongs, and 2 pairs of pantyhose and not feel embarrassed. Hmm.... What's u
42 747-451 : No, I'm not afraid of buying them. In fact, I enjoy it more if I get a snotty, nosey slaes clerk because Iwill say something to them like "At least I'
43 Flyboy36y : First time I bought condoms I bought them with a lot of other stuff. The girl at the counter rung it all up except for the condoms. I picked them up a
44 Turbolet : The only machine which sells these things on our pokey little island of which I know is in the mens' restroom at the Ku Club, a disco/club I visit. Wh
45 Hartsfieldboy : If you're embarassed, just buy them at a sex shop. The cashier is obviously going to be used to seeing people buy stuff much weirder than condoms, so
46 OzarkD9S : I make sure I buy lube at the same time. Keep 'em guessing!
47 Imisspiedmont : I used to be very embarrassed to buy them. I no longer worry though. The woman I make love with will be the last. After 10 years I think it's safe. Pr
48 MCO-ATL : CstarU, I mean Lortab 7.5mg, Ok so I was a little drunk on that post. I'm 100% straight & secure about myself. MCO-ATL CstarU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49 Post contains images Lortab 7.5mg : Hey Dan, Did you forget to buy the tampons and panty liners? Glad to hear from you. Hope everything is a-ok. Rgrds, BTW, wanna start a new TWFirst thr
50 Sophiemaltese : This thread made me think of a guy I was dating a few years back. Me and him and another guy friend were in a bar and he went next door to get some sn
51 Post contains images Delta-flyer : This reminds me of my condom story.... In 1970, I was a co-of engineering student working at a paper mill in Port Alberni, BC. One of the engineers ha
52 Bigo747 : Don't they give them away for free at school? Superfly, my school don't have it for free. If they did, it just increase the rate of students concentra
53 Post contains images EGGD : If you feel embarassed, just steal them. Although its worse if you get caught....
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