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My Newest Solution To The Middle East  
User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1307 times:

Ok, for this one I owe my inspiration to 777236ER, his post in another middle east thread enlightened me. So here's what we do...

Get both Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat drunk as skunks, throw them into a padded room, lock the door, and leave them there for some time and see what happens. Drunk people always come up with the coolest ideas! If you really want to stir it up a little more, give em some pot and really watch em fly!

And no, I'm not drunk  Laugh out loud


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User currently onlineScorpio From Belgium, joined Oct 2001, 5032 posts, RR: 44
Reply 1, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1303 times:

Hehe... love the idea. And if it doesn't work, we can always tape it and use those tapes to blackmail both of 'em into finally seriously working on peace.

User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1289 times:

Damn right. I'll be expecting my Nobel Peace Prize in the post, and I'm not paying for delivery. Anyway, there's NOTHING a pint of Carling cannot solve.

User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1275 times:

I've got a terrific and permanent solution to the Middle East problem. Now, if I could just figure out how to aim an asteroid ...


"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineJamesAg96 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2095 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1264 times:

Surprised I haven't seen Parking Lot yet......

J



Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
User currently offlineArtsyman From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 4745 posts, RR: 34
Reply 5, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1259 times:

One of the problems with drunken great ideas is that when you sober out, they don't make any sense to anyone at all...including yourself.

J


User currently offlineTwaneedsnohelp From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1242 times:

I would love to make a documentary of Arafat or Sharon waisted off their ass - like I am on most Thursday nights. holy f*ck that would be awesome.

tnnh


User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 206 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1237 times:

Why Thursday nights?

User currently offlineTrvlr From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4430 posts, RR: 21
Reply 8, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1230 times:

Thursdays aren't good. I'm watching Scrubs on NBC.

Aaron G.


User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1226 times:

Here's my solution to the issue...bomb them all. That eliminates both sides and therefore erases the conflict. Both sides are harmful to the US and the rest of the world anyway.

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineTwaneedsnohelp From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1222 times:

Why Thursday? I have no class on Friday and Thursdays are a big night here. I usually get wrecked on thursday nights.

i do so much damage to myself, ugh god.

but its the best.



Delicious.

tnnh


User currently offlineAvi From Israel, joined Sep 2001, 943 posts, RR: 6
Reply 11, posted (11 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1199 times:

Sharon will sit on Arafat and that will be the end of the story.


Long live the B747
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