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User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 705 times:


Yesterday, a friend of a friend was travelling on a London to Dublin

flight. A man of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed
that he had left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and ran after him,
caught up with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag. He was
extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to contain large
bundles of money. He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and
whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to....with a
word of advice for you: Stay away from the Fratton Park area of
Portsmouth". My friend was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" she asked him. "No ... ", he whispered back...... "It's a sh*thole."


Please feel free to substitute the team of your choice.


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User currently offlineQantas744 From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 246 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 695 times:

Hmmmm.....Not funny in the slightest!!

Yeah, we may have a dump of a ground and a useless local council that won't help us get planning permission but there are more important things in life-like celebrating 3 months at the top Div 1, although that didn't do Wolves any good last season.

Here's to the next six months at the top of the table!


Matt

And I resisted the temptation to make any derisory comments about the team from Southampton!!!



you can't buy time but you can sell your soul and the closest thing to heaven is to rock'n'roll
User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 683 times:

Matt,

"And I resisted the temptation to make any derisory comments about the team from Southampton!!! "

That's got to be a first from a Pompey supporter!

I can't believe that you're worried about being top though I think it'll be your last shot at getting promoted. If you don't do it I think Mandrick will take his money elsewhere. He's a business man first and foremost and he's spent a lot of money this year. He wants payback and if it doesn't work out then Fratton will be the next housing estate in Portsmouth.






User currently offlineQantas744 From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 246 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 680 times:

"That's got to be a first from a Pompey supporter!"


Well we've got no reason to be paranoid this year have we?!

Sadly I've een too many false dawns at Fratton Park to get too excited about our current position, and any team that lets a 4-0 lead slip away is also capable of throwing away a 7 point gap at the top. You're right about Mandaric though-although I think his appointments have not always been of sound judgement, Tony Pulis and Graham Rix were both bad choices for the job.


Matt



you can't buy time but you can sell your soul and the closest thing to heaven is to rock'n'roll
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 672 times:


Yesterday, a friend of a friend was travelling on a Dublin to Glasgow
flight. A man of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed
that he had left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and ran after him,
caught up with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag. He was
extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to contain large
bundles of money. He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and
whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to....with a
word of advice for you: Stay away from the Parkhead area of
Glasgow". My friend was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" she asked him. "No ... ", he whispered back...... "It's a sh*thole."





When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 53
Reply 5, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 667 times:

I dont get it at all...I was hoping for an NFL football joke  Big grin...DAMN!!!!!!!

Greg



Chief A.net college football stadium self-pic guru
User currently offlineRadarbeam From Canada, joined Mar 2002, 1310 posts, RR: 4
Reply 6, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 660 times:

Here's a good football joke (CFL). Edmonton will win the grey cup! hahahaha too funny  Big grin

Radarbeam


User currently offlineBWIrwy4 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 940 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 651 times:

Here's another CFL one. Baltimore in the grey cup final the first year they exist. Oh wait....  Big grin

User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 45
Reply 8, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 631 times:

Here's a football joke:

Seahawks vs. Tampa Bay in the Super Bowl!

 Yeah sure



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 9, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 620 times:

Saintsman, Where did you hear this joke?

A few weeks after 11 Sept last year, a friend of mine noticed a man dropping his wallet, and she picked it up and gave it to him. As a thanks, he said, "Stay out of London this weekend" She told this to the police, and she identified the man she met as one of the connections to the terrorist network.

I thought this was true, but now that I hear a version of the story as a joke, I don't know what to believe anymore.

PS! I posted the above in a thread here after that particular incident occured, but as it was right after Sept 11th, it ended up getting deleted, and I was close to being banned. I just want to avoid the same happening now, and make it clear that I am only telling you what I heared, and can not guarentee that my friend who told me this is telling the truth. (She is not the type of person who would joke about this though). The last thing I want is to get in trouble over something like this. I just reacted to hearing the same story as a joke, that's all.

Thom@s



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