Sponsor Message:
Non Aviation Forum
My Starred Topics | Profile | New Topic | Forum Index | Help | Search 
Sort Of Funny... :-)  
User currently offlineSaab2000 From Switzerland, joined Jun 2001, 1621 posts, RR: 11
Posted (13 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1293 times:

A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on

While he was there, a Command Sergeants Major (CSM) from the local
airfield walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a 6114 monkey,

The man nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a
monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the CSM
saying, "That'll be $1,000". The CSM paid and left with the monkey.

Surprised, the tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very
expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that
one cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that 6114 monkey, he can rig aircraft flight
controls, score 300 on the Army APFT, set up a perimeter defense and
perform the duties of any warrant officer with no back talk or
complai nts. It's well worth the money."

The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive--$10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one is a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey; it can instruct at
all levels of maintenance, supervise maintenance at the unit, intermediate,
and Depot level, and even do most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey
indeed," replied the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a
cage. The price tag read, "$50,000". The shocked tourist exclaimed,
"That one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world
could it do?"

"Well, I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer and play
with`his dick, but his papers say he's a Pilot".

1 replies: All unread, jump to last
User currently offlineMas a330 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (13 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1174 times:

Hahahahhahahahah wierd little monkey.

Top Of Page
Forum Index

This topic is archived and can not be replied to any more.

Printer friendly format

Similar topics:More similar topics...
Saddam To Be Hanged In India (sort Of...) posted Fri Nov 10 2006 10:32:00 by Thom@s
Kevinl1011 Is Some Sort Of Horse posted Sat Mar 25 2006 07:51:44 by Aircraft
The Sort Of Copper That Makes You Proud Of Them posted Fri Feb 24 2006 20:15:34 by WhiteHatter
It Sort Of Looks Like A Car posted Thu Dec 15 2005 21:01:52 by Matt D
Smoking To Be Banned In England...sort Of posted Wed Oct 26 2005 23:33:27 by Gkirk
Tragedy! (sort Of) posted Wed Oct 5 2005 21:47:54 by TedTAce
Bart Simpson Made Mayor. (Sort Of) posted Thu May 19 2005 13:21:47 by Thom@s
JCS17, The Newest Resident Of NYC, Sort Of... posted Tue Jan 18 2005 09:10:14 by Jcs17
Couple Of Funny Av Cartoons To Share posted Fri Dec 24 2004 02:17:48 by Yhmfan
Cricket Comes To The US - Sort Of. posted Mon Jul 5 2004 16:31:01 by Banco