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Today I Turned 43  
User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2566 posts, RR: 17
Posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 849 times:

I still have a full head of hair that is only a little gray, and a flat stomach. But I need to trim my eyebrows from time to time, and shave sprouts of hair on my back and ears (that I shave sometimes). My balls droop lower as time passes, but no Viagra needed here, thank you. I had back surgery a year ago, but no other major pains or aches. On the plus side, I have a beautiful wife and young son.


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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7437 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 838 times:
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Have most excellent birthday weekend.

(But next year, you think you could spare us the, ahem, personal shortcomings  Wink/being sarcastic ?)



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User currently offlineKolobokman From Russia, joined Oct 2000, 1180 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 813 times:

Keep us updated every year!

Feel free to report any abnormalities during the year too.

Thank you,
 Smile  Smile  Smile  Smile  Smile

-Я есть ARTIOM



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39477 posts, RR: 75
Reply 3, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 803 times:

Happy birthday Stretch 8!  Smokin cool  Big thumbs up

Did you know you have the same birthday as Strom Thurmond?  Sad
He turned 100 today which means you are 57 years YOUNGER than the Senator from South Carolina.

Don't worry, I have the same birthday as fmr. Senator Warren Rudman (R-NH).
I am only 43 years younger than him and I am 29.



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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 784 times:

Happy birthday Stretch. Be sure to have a nice celebration this weekend.

Hey, maybe all the Rome Clones on the board can get together with you and have a tandem tug to the final episode of "The Last Word". Just a though.


User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 773 times:

Thanks for the testicle update!
and .....Happy Birthday!


User currently offlineCanadi>nBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 770 times:

Happy Birthday, and come on! 43 is not old by any stretch of the imagination, and I mean that!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy Listen man, Marianne Faithfull (legendary British Rock girl) is coming up on 56, and has just released an incrediblely cool new CD, entitled "Kissin Time" (I love that title). She and a lot of people in their 50's and 40's have more going on for them than a lot of folks in their 20's and 30's. It's all relative. We are, all of us, wines that will either improve or sour with age. The choice is ours.

And remember, we ALL are going to get there, sooner or later. The main ingredient in the recipe for a long and happy and productive life, filled with love and long-term friendships is...time. Kiss it!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Many happy returns of the day to you.


User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 754 times:

Happy birthday and may you have many more to come!

If your balls really ever start to bother you, check this out:

http://www.altermd.com/pconstruct/pr_sr_pics.htm

http://www.psurg.com/scrotum.html

http://www.psurg.com/men.html


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