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Looks Like Santa May Not Make It This Year.....  
User currently offlineJet-a gasguy From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 266 posts, RR: 1
Posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2156 times:

OUCH! That had to hurt.
 Nuts




Find a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
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User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 1, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 2097 times:

I wonder if the almighty king of remakes, KROC, can grace us with a remake of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" for this pic  Big thumbs up

chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 2, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2095 times:

Wow is that a new special scheme for Ryanair, or an old one?

Anyways, Santa will ALWAYS make it, as you know he is invincible except for Kryptonite (or am I thinking of someone else???  Laugh out loud)  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2088 times:

Santa got run over by an Airplane
Flying from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an Matt D, we believe.

He'd been putting on too much weight
And the reindeer had trouble pulling the sleigh
This year Santa's an even bigger fat ass,
And the reindeer were running out of gas

When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the collision
He had turbofan prints on hir forehead,
And incriminating Boeing marks on hir back.

Grandma got run over by an Airplane
Flying from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an Matt D, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Santa,
Somehow he managed to survive
See him in there all busted up
Drinking beer and playing cards
with Phillip Condit

It's not Christmas without presents
They got chewed up in that planes turbofan
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we beat Santa's ass or make him
go on a diet (BEAT HIS ASS, THEN
MAKE HIM GO ON A DIET)

Santa got run over by an Airplane
Flying from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an Matt D, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And Matt D is wearing a fig
(Nooooooo!)
And the blue and silver candles,
They match the jetblast marks on
Santa's grill

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Make sure you don't overeat
They should never give a license,
To a Fat Bastard who drives a sleigh
and plays with 777236ER.

Sing it, Matt D!

Santa got run over by an Airplane
Flying from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an Ryanair, we believe.


User currently offlineCPH-R From Denmark, joined May 2001, 6001 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2025 times:

EGGD,

it's an old one. I think the livery was ditched again, and I can't find any pictures of it in the database.


User currently offlineRayChuang From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 8018 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2005 times:

KROC,

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!  Laugh out loud

Your rendition of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer just made my day.  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 1952 times:

That paint scheme is a few years old now, isn't it?

KROC, you never stop amazing me. Who knew you had a poetic side?  Big grin

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 7, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1930 times:

This gets posted on A.net every year...
Ryanair gets free advertising...
but it's still hilarious!

 Smile/happy/getting dizzy redngold



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 1890 times:

Here is new joke:



Big777jet



User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1861 times:

If the link picture isn't working here it is:

http://genji.image.pbase.com/u20/big777jet/upload/9226805.0258.gif

Big777jet



User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 25
Reply 10, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1866 times:

Link doesn't work...grrrrr


NO URLS in signature
User currently offlineKLAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1856 times:

KROC gets a major thumbs up there. I bet Run-DMC would do a nice job with those lyrics Big grin

-Clovis


User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1851 times:

It doesn't make a sense system! Let's try again. Here it is:

http://jjj.image.pbase.com/u20/big777jet/upload/9226805.0258.gif

Big777jet



User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1849 times:

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Make sure you don't overeat
They should never give a license,
To a Fat Bastard who drives a sleigh
and plays with 777236ER.


Dammit and I thought my name was unrhymable.

 Sad


User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1843 times:

For Pete's sake the server is down again. I don't understand why always isn't working the link.

Try again:



Big777jet



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