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I'm Getting In My Gay Iraqi SUV And Leaving A.Net  
User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 206 posts, RR: 1
Posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1824 times:

Okay, I'm not really, but I though I'd try to come up with a single post to encompass the hottest topics.

What are you going to/not going to do today?

Anyone up for a pointless French-oil based word association?

PS:
My other post "I'm Leaving Airliners.net" was deleted due to it being a "Double Post" or, as the moderator put it, "There's a topic already with this name. You'll have to start again with a new topic". Actually, the other topic is called "I Am Leaving A.Net". I was careful to not use the exact same header as to not violate the double post rule.

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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 1, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1807 times:

We are going to be having In-N-Out Double Doubles for lunch today, featuring fresh, dead, slaughtered beef, featuring lettuce and tomato grown on displaced Indian land.

Afterwards, methinks I will have an unfiltered Camel cigarette, which blow into the wind in the direction of other people coming and going from the building. Shelly will probably join me, and we will talk about why Bush was really the winner in 2000.

And if I'm lucky, I'll see a QUANTAS (har!) 747-400 fly over and (one flies over on approach to LAX every day around 0730) wonder why that isn't an A340 instead.


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29832 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1796 times:

I decided to have a tradional ethnic meal last night.

Got a 6-pac of Dos-X and take home from Taco Bell.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently onlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40065 posts, RR: 74
Reply 3, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1783 times:

TWAL1011:
Be careful man. They may see you as someone trying to get deleted and haveing fun while doing it.

A gay SUV would have to be the Rav4, Escape or Montero.  Laugh out loud



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 4, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1781 times:

Personally, If I ever decide to leave A.net, I'll do it by not posting or reading anymore, as opposed to leaving a histrionic swan song.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 206 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1774 times:

Nah, I'm not trying to get deleted. I'm just trying to start a fun topic amongst all the arguing in here.

trying to get deleted and having fun while doing it....

That's sorta like suicide by cop, eh?


User currently onlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40065 posts, RR: 74
Reply 6, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1768 times:

LHMark:
Personally, If I ever decide to leave A.net, I'll do it by not posting or reading anymore, as opposed to leaving a histrionic swan song.

True, but if TWAL1011 were to leave, he should go out in a bang! Big grin


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Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 7, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1767 times:

Superfly, the pizza at my work cafeteria has more taste than that last pst. Yowch!  Smile


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 206 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1766 times:

So what do you want to do today, LHMark?

User currently onlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40065 posts, RR: 74
Reply 9, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1758 times:

LHMark:
No one died in that crash.
That's why I felt safe posting those photos. Also if you notice, it's a TWAL1011.  Smile

Don't confuse my humor with the tastless trash in another thread about what happened in 1986.


BTW, how is the pizza in your cafeteria.



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 206 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1750 times:

Don't confuse my humor with the tastless trash in another thread about what happened in 1986.

Not a chance. I'm at a loss for words to describe what was going on in that thread.


User currently offlineKLAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1746 times:

Mmmmm In-N-Out burger....




-Clover


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 12, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1744 times:

My work cafeteria has horrible food! They feature the only salad bar I've ever seen upon which the broccoli and the cauliflower are the same color.

The pizza? Well, it's round...but it tastes like the box.



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 13, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1712 times:

In-and-out burger conjures memories of food poisoning and its results...

Urk.

redngold



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7810 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1708 times:

I just got home from school. Me thinks I'll be making pork chops tonight. Though a double cheeseburger, make mine with bacon please, looks good too.

Good luck on having this post deleted Jeff. Though I don't think Iraqis make SUVs.



Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8760 posts, RR: 42
Reply 15, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1701 times:

mmmmmhhhhh.... I think I'm gonna have one of Clovis' skyscrapper burgers. Err... meant to say "skyscraper".

Could the sky be scrapped? Question for the X Files...

"Scully..."
"Mulder?"
"We're gonna have a problem..."
"Where's that slim?"
"The shady one?"
"Nope... the shabby one. Would the real one please stand up?"
"Who?"
"Never mind."



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 206 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1700 times:

Though I don't think Iraqis make SUVs.

I didn't think of that.  Smile


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8760 posts, RR: 42
Reply 17, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1691 times:

Oh, how 'bout discussing the name of a supposed Iraqi SUV? That'd actually be new!

My suggestion is "al-Havno", which would have to be pronounced like "haveno"... Big grin

cheers, aloges



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 18, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1633 times:

where on earth (well i guess iraq) did you get a purple/rainbow camel?

User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 206 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (11 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1573 times:

I guess you form a committee to look for one.

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