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Top Morons Of 2002  
User currently offlineIlyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 12
Posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1053 times:

This was forwarded to me in an e-mail. It made me laugh so hard, I thought I'd share it.  Smile

Top 8 Morons of 2002

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:

Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???

An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY!

A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT???

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!

In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

(hellllllooooooo!)

8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!)

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE! .... Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8707 posts, RR: 42
Reply 1, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1037 times:

ROTFLMAO!!!  Big thumbs up

Those dudes are such grrrrreat minds!  Nuts Glad anyway no politician was "involved", since discussion could get pretty errr... tough if it were so!  Innocent



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39887 posts, RR: 74
Reply 2, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 995 times:

WHAT?!?!?!?!  Wow!

Some people are just sooooo stupid!  Laugh out loud



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User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 3, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 964 times:

Hilarious!!!!!! Almost like the Darwin Awards for the living...

Greg



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User currently offlineNormalSpeed From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 933 times:

Very funny!!! Number 8 is the best.

'Speed



User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8271 posts, RR: 23
Reply 5, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 919 times:

W-O-W.  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud



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User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 34
Reply 6, posted (11 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 914 times:

lol the grand finale was hilarious  Laugh out loud

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