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Fats, Drinking, Dying, And Language  
User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 7 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 860 times:

Got this from my Uncle.  Smile

Final Words on Diets & Dying

Here are the final words on Diets and Dying, and on nutrition and
health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
medical studies.

1a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
1b) The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
2a) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans
2b) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3a) The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.




CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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THAT'S IT!!!

J'apprendrai le français, et je vivrai plus longtemps ! Désirent ardemment La France de phase !

Ich erlerne Deutsches und ich lebe länger! Sehnt sich Phasendeutschland!

¡Aprenderé español, y viviré más de largo! ¡Desea España viva!


Maybe I just added a few years to my life!

:D

[Edited 2003-02-24 04:46:22]

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User currently offlineMD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8507 posts, RR: 12
Reply 1, posted (11 years 7 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 816 times:

lol

I think the problem is that we eat way too much refined sugar and nutritionally worthless carbohydrates.


User currently offlineSpaceman From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 534 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (11 years 7 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 801 times:

What?!You didn't know that already?

User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 7 months 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 774 times:


Click on the link.. Relates to the *only in America category* and highly amusing.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/index.html

Cheers,

mb  Big grin


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