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Valentine Recked Everything. Please Read :)  
User currently offlineGunFighter 6 From Netherlands, joined Jan 2001, 404 posts, RR: 0
Posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1270 times:

:D hope your valentine has been as kewl as mine.


It’s Friday afternoon the 14th of February and I am being called by my wife, “thanks for the valentine card you send me!” she says nicely. A hundred thoughts shoot through my head. I did not send any valentine card, so what must I answer? And who is card from?
There are several possibilities. 1. There was no valentine card in the mail and this is her cynical response. 2. There was indeed a card in mail, apparently anonymous and my wife thinks the card is send by me. I could of course pretend that the card was send by me and take the credits for it, but on the other side it might me a trap setup by my wife. 3. she knows the card is from another person and she uses this to make me jealous, but by pretending that I have send the card and thus playing innocent she pleats herself free of a secret lover.
4. She has sent the card to herself just to make me jealous, so that I will pay more attention to her and buy an expensive gift. But what do I answer? Every answer is dangerous.

For the man there are only three answers possible. 1. I am just entering a tunnel. 2. My battery is empty and I can’t hear you. 3. I am at the jeweler at the checkout buying something expensive, ill call you back ASAP.

I belong to the public opinion and get seduced on all sides.

A couple of weeks ago it got known: Michael Jackson has large depts. A week later is the famous interview. A day later the record sells have risen enormously. Now he announced that he will come with another counter interview. It’s all strategy. Strategy is looking ahead, getting in someone’s body; something Michael has taken a little to the letter.

Powell shows his photo’s of Iraqi military positions. Really nothing is visible.
It more looks like an episode of get the picture where it turns out that the Iraqi chemical factory looks like an enhancement of the face of Bush. Why no better pictures, one with saddam putting Anthrax personally in a metal tube, while he is getting F**Ked by bin laden from behind? An amateur photoshopper does this in 15min. and Powell knows this and that’s why he is showing bad pictures. All strategy. Even if he would have shown real pictures of the smoking gun people would have said that is a good Photoshop picture.

If I light a candle in the weekend my wife says immediately; ah you want s*x again. And the bad thing is; she is right.

But who gave my wife the card? Does she have a secret lover? The seeds of suspicion has been sowed. There is no way back. The inspections can start. Checking her last dialed number on her phone every day. Figuring out secret codes out of her sms. Checking the last and deleted items in her mailbox and coming home unannounced. And she recent;y has a different scent, her latest chemical weapon. And I did not give her that. I want to see a receipt of that and if she can’t show it she’s busted. Anyways this family is broken. Valentine thanks.


 Smile

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User currently offlineGunFighter 6 From Netherlands, joined Jan 2001, 404 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1160 times:

Just curious about some comments...
 Sad


User currently offlineFlagshipAZ From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3419 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1146 times:

Why don't you just flat-out ask her what the hell is going on. Sounds like you're already suspicious of something anyway. You already know your marriage is in trouble or maybe even doomed. So you have nothing to lose right at the moment by asking your wife some serious questions now. At least you could make an honest effort to save your marriage. And you had someone on Valentine's Day. I didn't. My wife walked out on me 14 months ago for some slimey court judge in Wyoming. While I don't wish you any unhappiness in life, if you want to save something here, better start now. Good luck & regards.


"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Ben Franklin
User currently offlineMD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8507 posts, RR: 12
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1145 times:

I think he's being more facetious than serious...

User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 4, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1137 times:

It could be a trap! I bet she did it!


Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1121 times:

Sounds like someone else is taking care of business when you should be. Sorry chief, ya lost.

User currently offlineSleekjet From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2046 posts, RR: 21
Reply 6, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1109 times:

Uh, why DIDN'T you send her a card?


II Cor. 4:17-18
User currently offlineMexicana757 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3042 posts, RR: 28
Reply 7, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1089 times:

Well i think you should have told her that you never sent her a Valentines Day card instead of keeping your mouth shut. If you would have had said something, then both of you could have try to figure out from who it came. You need to have a nice long talk with your wife instead of snooping around on what she is up to. Don't procrastinate on this. Because if you do, the worst it might get.

Just like Sleekjet said, Umm why didnt you send her a card???


User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 8, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1070 times:

Be a man and come clean with her. She is your wife, and your marriage is not not some teenage romance. Do it.


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineNWA From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 1200 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1042 times:

well, here is mine. I spend $100 on takeing my GF out and buying her stuff on friday right. so everything is going good, I take her out on a back road, you know the rest..... However, I got a call from a friend. See, my Ex goes to hairstyling school, where my friend also goes. that monday after valentines day, I found out the weekend before, she had cheated on me. I couldn't belive it. She really cheated on me. After I found out, we have not talked since, and she has a new bf and etc. GF6, I was not married to her, nor did I love her like you love your wife. But, it still hurts. Also, woman are like that though. She may have NOT got a card and said, oh nice card. or, it could be what you expect. I would do more hunting. Before leaveing her, you need to set things up so you come off good. Sorry man and good luck.

Regards.

Bobby



23 victor, turn right heading 210, maintain 3000 till established, cleared ILS runwy 24.
User currently offlineDash8King From Canada, joined Nov 2001, 2743 posts, RR: 10
Reply 10, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1035 times:

You should have said that is weird becuase I have your card in my hand as we speak because I left it at the office last night.

User currently offlineGunFighter 6 From Netherlands, joined Jan 2001, 404 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (11 years 6 months 4 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1019 times:

Wow guys,  Smile
okay i will come clean, this is not real.
it was ment as a joke, but i guess a lot of you don;t see it as one  Sad
guys i am not funny at all.

well ill keep trying.
cheers mates.


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