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The Rural Australian Thesaurus Of Computer Terms  
User currently offlineTeahan From Ireland, joined Nov 1999, 5446 posts, RR: 58
Posted (15 years 4 months 8 hours ago) and read 1749 times:

Hey, I got this from flyertalk.com:


Log On - Make the barbie hotter
Log Off - Don't add any more wood
Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbie
Download - Get the firewood off the ute
Hard drive - trip back home without any cold tinnies
Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once
Keyboard - where you hang the ute, and bike keys

Window - What you shut when it's cold
Screen - What you shut in the mozzie season
Byte - What mozzies do
Bit - What mozzies did
Mega Byte - What Townsville mozzies do
Chip - A bar snack
Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem - What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife

Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster
Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart
Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe - What holds the shed up
Web - What spiders make
Web Site - The shed or under the verandah
Cursor - The old bloke down the pub who swears a lot
Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
Yahoo - what you say when the ute does go
Upgrade - A steep hill
Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counterlunch
Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
Online - When you get the laundry hung out
Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up

 Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Kind Regards,
Jeremiah Teahan

Another reason why we need a humour forum!

Goodbye SR-LX MD-11 / 6th of March 1991 to the 31st of October 2004
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User currently offlineBH346 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 3265 posts, RR: 13
Reply 1, posted (15 years 4 months 7 hours ago) and read 1732 times:

Lol!...  Smile
We need a humour forum!


Northwest Airlines - Some People Just Know How to Fly
User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3215 posts, RR: 11
Reply 2, posted (15 years 4 months ago) and read 1716 times:

How do you reckon there are Australians on this site.
Answer; We are really Americans posting with Australian names because we like Australia.

It is pretty funny though.

Why fly non stop when you can connect
User currently offlineTrvlr From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4430 posts, RR: 19
Reply 3, posted (15 years 4 months ago) and read 1714 times:

ha ha lol Smile.

Aaron G.

User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (15 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1715 times:

Ha Ha Ha,


I was rolling around at this, never seen it before!!

Keep em' coming.


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