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Do You Prefer Furry Or Shaved Pussy?  
User currently offlineAviatsiya From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 4448 times:

I got this in my email today and pissed myself. Whether the story is true or not, I don't know, but read the story before looking at the pics...

"You won't believe this story. My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a
slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take
them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut
is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off
because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my
brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took
it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it
was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is
how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as
the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had.

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User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 1, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 4434 times:

ahahhahaaa, oh my god.... Poor pussy!!!  Laugh out loud

User currently offlineIlyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 12
Reply 2, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 4421 times:

LOL!!!!!! OMG!!!! LOL!!!!! I have NEVER seen a cat looking THAT pissed off!

User currently offlineLuxair From Netherlands, joined Jan 2001, 853 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 4416 times:

If you ask me I prefer the other shaved pussy's Big grin


Marvin Lee Cooper
User currently offlineCtbarnes From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3491 posts, RR: 50
Reply 4, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 4405 times:

Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50

Cat car carrier $32.99

Grooming fee $80.00

Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat: Priceless!

Charles, SJ




The customer isn't a moron, she is your wife -David Ogilvy
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 5, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 4398 times:

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That looks like something straight out of a dad movie ...ahem well, poor cat, I'd probably shoot the groomer right on the spot, and use his scalp to warm the poor pussy...I'm about to wet myself from laughing *bruell*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 6, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 4382 times:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!  Laugh out loud That cat doesnt look too pleased! When I first saw this topic I had a bit of a chuckle, and asked myself how long this thread would stay up!


America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Reply 7, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 4372 times:
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Is that Simba from the Lion King??

Simba!!!!



I got that email a week ago. Cute kitty. Funny but I doubt that animal cares at all.



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User currently offlineCtbarnes From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3491 posts, RR: 50
Reply 8, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 4357 times:

BTW, I got this a few days ago, and heard that since the pictures were taken the fur has grown back and the cat is fine.

Charles, SJ




The customer isn't a moron, she is your wife -David Ogilvy
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11794 posts, RR: 15
Reply 9, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 4332 times:

For those of you who have seen the show "Are you being served"

"If I am not home to tend to my pussy, I shall be up all night stroking it!"

Yes, this cat is SERIOUSLY pissed off!

GO CANUCKS!!



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 10, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 4334 times:

I like pussy anyway it comes.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineFDXmech From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3251 posts, RR: 34
Reply 11, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 4315 times:

What the hell kinda dawg is dat?


You're only as good as your last departure.
User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4363 posts, RR: 19
Reply 12, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 4222 times:

Nice cleavage on the shaved pussy.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Kevin



SIX T'S!......TURN. TIME. TWIST. THROTTLE. TALK. TRACK.
User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 4208 times:

What's so funny about that? I do that to my cat every year. It's fur gets all matted and then we get it shaved and it grows slowly back.




ADG


User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 4208 times:

take 'em as they cum... er... i mean... ummm...
Anyway, I don't like cats, though.

aw


User currently offlineMr Spaceman From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 2787 posts, RR: 9
Reply 15, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 4205 times:

Poor kitty cat.  Sad

I hope this little pussy took a leak in the whiskey bottle of the person who shaved it like that. As soon as they nodded off!

Someone would have to be drunk on hard booze to pull a stunt with an electric razzor like this.

HE HE HE, pretty funny though.  Big grin


Chris  Smile



"Just a minute while I re-invent myself"
User currently offlineSilverfox From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 1058 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 4150 times:

Which enforces the theory that
If Americans can't understand each other, how are they going to understand other nations?

And before you all flame me

ITS A JOKE


User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 17, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 4088 times:

HA HA...  Smile

Actually I've seen cats shaved even more severely than that (like the tail has NO fur left, so it looks like a rat tail) due to severe matting or skin disease. I volunteer at the Animal Protective League of Cleveland about five hours a week.

I'd be surprised if that groomer wasn't severely scratched. We usually have to sedate a cat to do a shave like that.


redngold



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 4080 times:

Guys,

The poor kitty. Something very similar happened to my Bluepoint Himalayan a few years ago. I always had him shaved in the summer to keep him cool and to get rid of the matting.

This particular time I was using a *home pick up and delivery* groomer. When the guy delivered the cat back he seemed to have scratches all over his arms and couldn't wait get away.

Sooo when I opened the cat carrier *Mad dog* (The cats name...) bolted from it and climbed atop the lounge. The dude who did the grooming had given the cat a "Lion Cut" and the cat was unimpressed and sulked for weeks until I took to another groomer to fix it up.

3 Months later I called the *home pick up and delivery* groomer to return and the guy said "We WILL NOT do mad dog".

I suspected that Mad Dog was the one who inflicted the vicious looking scratches on the groomer. LOL

mb


User currently offlineBOEING747-700 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 4066 times:

I am a fan of Shaved Pussy, but I don't mind short haired ones!!! Big grin

User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 206 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 4037 times:



ROFLMAO!!! That's one pissed kitty! LOL.  Big thumbs up


User currently offline777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 6
Reply 21, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 4023 times:

 Laugh out loud I saw this thing on another message board not too long ago with almost the same topic line that made me think it would be gone when I first saw it.

User currently offlineBoeing nut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 3998 times:

OMG!! That's got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen!!! It took me five minutes to write this response because I kept getting interuptted by my own laughter!!

 Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 23, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 3994 times:

LOL!  Laugh out loud

Oh my God that poor fella looks so pissed off!

In terms of animals, I prefer furry...




The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineAA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 24, posted (11 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 3951 times:

The cat has a "teet" (meet the parents)


Go big or go home
25 Post contains images LH423 : Poor kitty! LH423
26 Mirrodie : Wait, ADG you shave you cat JUST LIKE THIS???? Or just shave it in general?? Shaving a cat is one thing but shaving it to look like Simba is just a li
27 Post contains images Srbmod : The only cat that should be hairless is this one:
28 ADG : Mario, That's what my cat looks like after a shave. They leave the unmatted hair alone and only remove the matts. The cats mat all over their body but
29 Alessandro : Hope it´s a hampered picture....
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