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Patching Up US-French Relations  
User currently offlineDelta-flyer From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2676 posts, RR: 6
Posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2040 times:

Dave Barry explains exactly how .....

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/5398886.htm

Pete

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User currently offlineHamfist From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 614 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 2007 times:

Here's a better idea...

After the fighting ends, how about we secretly send an ambassador to Iceland and tell them we won't do anything should they decide to invade France. Then we stand aside and see if the French can stop them. If Iceland is successful, problem solved. If the French, however, can successfully defend their homeland, maybe it will give them the confidence to open up a little bit the next time combat is necessary.

Hey, it's just a thought.


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8707 posts, RR: 43
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1989 times:

Errrr... Hamfist? Who would Iceland send to France? Polar bears? Considering Iceland doesn't have an army... But waiddaminnide - WE could step in!!! Yeeeehaaaaa!


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineScotty From UK - Scotland, joined Dec 1999, 1875 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1972 times:

Easy solution to making up.

Donnez plus des Dollars s'il vous plait!!

Pardon the pidgin French!

Scotty


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