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I Plan To Be A US President  
User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1341 times:

My fellow Americans and people of the world:

I am hereby announcing my solemn intention to, at a time to be determined, enter public office at the lowest levels, and work my way up to the Presidency.

Should I not achieve this goal and only become the Vice-President, a governor, or senator, I will be disappointed. But do not cry for me. I will rebound.

Keep a lookout... I'm coming to a municipal building near you!

Thank you,

Jacob Uriel
Democrat
American Since 1983 - "Twenty Years And Counting!"

[Edited 2003-03-19 09:28:18]

[Edited 2003-03-19 09:32:00]

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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39885 posts, RR: 74
Reply 1, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1323 times:

Start kissing up to the lobbiest and PACs now my friend.  Smile


Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1321 times:

Political action groups do not scare me. The trick is learning to deal with them. Allways smile warmly, even if you are telling them to fuck off.

User currently offlineAmir From Syria, joined Dec 1999, 1254 posts, RR: 11
Reply 3, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1314 times:

Hi Flyboy36y

O.K good luck! if Mr Bush made it to presidency, why not everyone of us!

Iam not a native english speaker: re your profile. What do you mean by saying: Jewish atheist?

Rgds
Amir


User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1310 times:

I am Jewish by backround. I respect my culture and keep some holidays. I don't think God exists as many think (s)he does. I'm not saying there are no higher powers, but not anthing that should be worshiped and not anything that wants to be worshiped.

User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39885 posts, RR: 74
Reply 5, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1312 times:

Flyboy36y :
You've got my vote as long as you promise to overturn everything done by the current nutcase (W Bushman).




Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineAmir From Syria, joined Dec 1999, 1254 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1300 times:

Thanks for explaining. But frankely you might be at an disadvantage......
 Wink/being sarcastic

Rgds
Amir


User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Reply 7, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1294 times:

I'm at a disadvantage now, but give me 15-20 years.

I live in New York. Jews are ellected easily.


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39885 posts, RR: 74
Reply 8, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1287 times:

Flyboy36y:
I live in New York. Jews are elected easily.

True.
Charles Summer is an excellent Senator and Gary Ackerman is a respectable figure in Washington.
Maybe you should try to intern at there local offices and/or work on some campaigns.
Get acquainted and get your name out there now.

Best of luck!  Big thumbs up



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineSpotterboy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1248 times:

Dreams are real - all you have to do is beive....

>> If George W. Bush can do, you could for sure! <<

Florian


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 10, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1245 times:

Just don't put too much weight on the atheist thing...that might cost you some votes, but then again, see, that your brothers and sisters and closest friends are governors of some large states, then this should prove no real problem!! Big grin

btw: can I be your secretary of foreign affairs? I'd just love to fly around the world in fancy aircraft



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Reply 11, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days ago) and read 1225 times:

btw: can I be your secretary of foreign affairs? I'd just love to fly around the world in fancy aircraft

Wait! Isn't that what the Preseident does? Never mind. I wanna be Secretary of State!


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 12, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days ago) and read 1211 times:

No way!! You can't be both!! But ok, I'll go for a consultancy in foreign affairs, consultants make much more money, are never responsible for anything, and don't get hammered in the media when something goes wrong *ggg* exactly my kind of job Big grin Big grin Big grin

btw: I'd even take on US citizenship, if necessary...but I guess as a consultant you don't have to do that either.



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineMighluss From Spain, joined Oct 2001, 948 posts, RR: 8
Reply 13, posted (11 years 6 months 6 days ago) and read 1207 times:

Well, being democrat, I promise not to organize any demostration against you here in Spain... but... will you care about this?


Miquel.
User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Reply 14, posted (11 years 6 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1162 times:

Well, I plan to be in Spain for a month this Summer (learning Spanish, of course!). I'd be in Madrid, but if I'm in Barcelona I'll buy you a drink and we'll talk.  Big grin

And, I must say, I would certainly care if anyone protested against me anywhere. When President Bush came into office he told the nation that he was "a uniter, not a divider". I honestly have not seen the country this divided on any issue since, well - his election! I see the planet as a global community. A protest in Spain would have a lot of impact of my policy. Sure, I care more about the USA than Spain (or any Country), but it is my firm belief that the United States must take its place as a member of the international community of nations who are peaceful.

I am disturbed by a growing Anti-French trend in the United States. While I feel this war is unjustified, and I feel the French should have a right to their opinion, its not very nice of them to be so uncooperative with an ally. Still, I don't agree with renaming "French fires" "freedom fries".

But I'm not here to bash on President Bush. He is my president and deserves my respect, even though I cannot give him my support nor can I agree with most of his political views.



User currently offlineHepkat From Austria, joined Aug 2000, 2341 posts, RR: 2
Reply 15, posted (11 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1141 times:

Well, I could never be President as I have this nasty habit of weighing cold hard facts and reasoning before coming to a logical conclusion, and as we all know, this does not make very good politics. They'd have me assasinated in no time.

User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Reply 16, posted (11 years 6 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1096 times:

They'd assasinate you because you're black.

They'd assasinate me because I'm a jew.

So?


User currently offlineJean Leloup From Canada, joined Apr 2001, 2116 posts, RR: 19
Reply 17, posted (11 years 6 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1089 times:

Well; I look forward to having conferences with you, since I'm going to be Canadian PM.  Smile I'm not going to let you push me around, though.


Next flight.... who knows.
User currently offlineSTT757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 16866 posts, RR: 51
Reply 18, posted (11 years 6 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1089 times:

I would love to become President, I was almost President of my College's Political Science club Big grin

However Im worried that the press and my opponets would find out I smoked Pot, and never exhaled Smokin cool



Eastern Air lines flt # 701, EWR-MCO Boeing 757
User currently offline9V-SVA From Singapore, joined Aug 2001, 1860 posts, RR: 8
Reply 19, posted (11 years 6 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1079 times:

Jacob, you get my vote, as long as you don't fuck up the USA like what W. Bushman is doing now.(hahah hopes for US citizenship  Big thumbs up)

9V-SVA



9V-SVA | B772ER
User currently offlineFlyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7
Reply 20, posted (11 years 6 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1064 times:

However Im worried that the press and my opponets would find out I smoked Pot, and never exhaled

I've never smoked pot or done any drugs.

Well; I look forward to having conferences with you, since I'm going to be Canadian PM. I'm not going to let you push me around, though.

I would never think of using my influence to alter the course of a soverign nation like Canada. Now be a dear and fetch me a Diet Coke.


[Edited 2003-03-20 04:37:13]

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