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What Would Kroc Do If He Were President?  
User currently offlineTechRep From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 2493 times:



My question is this. What would KROC do if he was the President? KROC you’re the President of the United States and you’re faced with the current situation. I don't want to overload you but how would you handle, the war in Iraq, war protestors, the "unwilling" UN members and Iraq after the war?

What A.Net members would be apart of your cabinet? What would their position be?

Vice President (current that old guy)

Secretary of State (current Colin Powell)

Secretary of the Treasury (current John Snow)

Secretary of Defense (current Donald H. Rumsfeld)

Attorney General (current John Ashcroft)

Secretary of Homeland Security (current Tom Ridge)

Secretary of Education (current Roderick Paige)

Secretary of Transportation (current Norman Yoshiro Mineta)

Press Secretary (current Ari Fleischer)

We await your decisions Mr President....

TechRep



32 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineSTT757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 16907 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2480 times:

"What would KROC do if he was the President?"

Legalize "it"  Smokin cool



Eastern Air lines flt # 701, EWR-MCO Boeing 757
User currently offlineDeltaASA16 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2452 times:

Homosexuality would become a virtue


Signed
Matt D


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 3, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2447 times:

I think he'd appoint Jim Rome as Press Secretary.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16367 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2426 times:

He would bring Monica Lewinski back to the White House.

Job title "Director of Special Projects".




Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 2414 times:

If I were president, lol.

I hate to keep you guys in suspense, but I should be off the net for a few days. I am just checking in now to empty out my inbox, and thought I'd check in here quick. No matter what, I will ressurect this thread, and give you KROC's take if I were president. Oh, and there would be positions for Jim Rome, Howard Stern, and I think LHMark would be my press secratary! Catch you all in a few.


User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 6, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 2390 times:

I'll sign on as Vice President, "the old guy" suits me well.

I also like the sound of "Vice" President

Yours,
IHadAPheo



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineKLAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (11 years 9 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 2379 times:

I like to argue with the French, so I think I could fit "Secretary of State" pretty well..

-Clovis


User currently offlineTechRep From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 9 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 2313 times:

Mr. President your time in Camp David is over time to get to work.

TechRep


User currently offlineLapper From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 1568 posts, RR: 7
Reply 9, posted (11 years 9 months 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2296 times:

Press release from the KROC White House:

"Camp David is to be renamed Camp Matt D"


User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 10, posted (11 years 9 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2272 times:

Can I become head of the commission on civil rights?

Thanks,
Toner



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineMaiznblu_757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5112 posts, RR: 50
Reply 11, posted (11 years 9 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2289 times:

I could be SECDEF................................................................

User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 12, posted (11 years 9 months 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2270 times:

LMAO.. I could be the Sec. of Transportation..  Big thumbs up

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 9 months 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2271 times:

No Chris, you could be the SEC of Skywaitress'

Have no fear all, I plan on putting up a decent effort in answering this question sometime tonight.


User currently offlineCO 757 200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 9 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2258 times:

I would really like to be appointed the "drug czar".I would be willing to obtain US citizenship for that purpose!

Signed,

Bombstar


User currently offlineBH346 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 3265 posts, RR: 14
Reply 15, posted (11 years 9 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2245 times:

Will Rochester become the US Capital? Are you planning to invade Canada?


Northwest Airlines - Some People Just Know How to Fly
User currently offlineContinental From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5521 posts, RR: 18
Reply 16, posted (11 years 9 months 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2235 times:

If KROC became pres., first the economy would be flushed down the toilet, then we'd be at war with every country, then everything would catch fire, and the U.S. would blow up!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

co


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (11 years 9 months 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2248 times:

My first act would to be boot Continental from the country.

The second would be to send that Sellout Superfly off to live with Casto.

More to follow.


User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 206 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (11 years 9 months 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2216 times:

I know I'd be Secretary of Pointless Endeavors

or

Posts on the 100's Czar


User currently offlineContinental From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5521 posts, RR: 18
Reply 19, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2198 times:

KROC, I'd run right back in. Then your 4 years will expire, or possibly be impeached, most likely impeached because you would do no good for the country! Then you'd never get another vote again because of all the bad deeds that you did!  Wink/being sarcastic

co
im done with the thread maybe


User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 20, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2198 times:

His right hand man would be Matt D!

User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 17
Reply 21, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2195 times:

Hey!!! We need Superfly in San Francisco! Plus, what would his landlord do with his 70's mirror ball???

I say keep Superfly in the country and make him secretary of Education....he'd know what to do!



I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offlineJcs17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 22, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2191 times:

His right hand man would be Matt D!

Right hand? What? Is my mouth not good enough?

Signed,
Matt D



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineFSPilot747 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 3599 posts, RR: 12
Reply 23, posted (11 years 9 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2179 times:

I got dibs on being Air Force One captain!



FSP


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (11 years 9 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2145 times:

Continental, clearly after your last post, the best thing I could do for this country is send you packing. That alone would seal up re-election in 4 years.

As for Superfly. No, he wouldn't know what to do. No sellouts. He goes too.


25 Post contains images GKirk : I'd be drafted in to take charge of the alcohol
26 Thom@s : GKirk, meet your opponent for that role! Thom@s
27 Post contains images KROC : GKirk would win in a landslide!
28 Post contains images Thom@s : Hehe, then you don't know me. Now where would I be useful in a potential KROC government? (I feel a smack in the face coming) Thom@s
29 Post contains images KROC : Somebody has to clean the White House Thom@s. Maybe you coule be secretary of janitorial engineering of the White House?
30 Post contains images Thom@s : Great, so I get a "give me a cup of tea, now get out" job. Thom@s
31 KROC : But it pays well, lol
32 Post contains images Thom@s : Hehe, it's for the glory, not the money... yeah right. Ms. Lewinsky, please report to the Oral office. (spot the misprint) Thom@s
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