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No Offense, Still A Good Joke...  
User currently offlineUnique From Switzerland, joined Mar 2003, 1703 posts, RR: 36
Posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1403 times:

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here" says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"


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User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1380 times:

hee hee hee ....

Saw it coming though  Smile/happy/getting dizzy





ADG


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1366 times:

Humor is completely wasted on this forum unfortunately.

User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24912 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1307 times:

LMAO  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up
Great one, Unique.  Smile



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User currently offlineDaV From Italy, joined Jun 2001, 669 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1281 times:

Nice one, Unique  Smile Big grin

DaV



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User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1252 times:

stoic face....stoic face...stoic face..... (stifled chuckle).... stoic face.......

User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1211 times:

Good one.

I also saw it coming after I read the first line of the Clinton paragraph.


User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 52
Reply 7, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1201 times:

Unfortunately, it would be an even worse hell for Bill Clinton though... I'm sure Monica gives better head.


An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently onlineXFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 4191 posts, RR: 37
Reply 8, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1195 times:

hahahaa! .....(filler)....ha....ha......ha.....ha.....


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User currently offlineMD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8502 posts, RR: 12
Reply 9, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1157 times:

That is disgusting....sick joke.

User currently offlineMidnightMike From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 2892 posts, RR: 14
Reply 10, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1144 times:



THAT WAS TOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! HUMOR IS HUMOR! AND YES, I SUPPORT BUSH IN CASE ANYBODY CARES.

THANKS FOR THE JOKE, WE NEED IT!!!



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User currently offlineKLAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1135 times:

Mediocre...


-Clovis


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1112 times:

The joke would have been funny if it wasn't such a retread joke. This has been altered to fit just about any 2 people out there people wanted to crack on. I'm down for a good joke, preferably new though.  Big grin

User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 17
Reply 13, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1087 times:

That's a good one!

Sick, but good...



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User currently offlineIlyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 12
Reply 14, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1077 times:

LOL! GREAT one!!! Very funny, had me laughing hard enough to almost choke on my chips and salsa. Big grin

User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7443 posts, RR: 62
Reply 15, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1070 times:
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Saw it coming though um, is that what you really meant to say, considering what Monica was doing??



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User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 204 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1069 times:

almost choke on my chips and salsa.

Skeert of pretzels, eh?  Big grin


User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1045 times:

Mirrodie ..

Note that there is an "o" in coming?




ADG


User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 18, posted (11 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1035 times:

Obviously MD-90 is so god damn uptight that he'll call this innocent joke sick and then he'll go on a rampage saying that blowjobs do not exist.

Alex.

By the way, joke was great.  Big thumbs up



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