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User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2566 posts, RR: 17
Posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 986 times:

Time to collect the best euphemisms for one of our favorite hobbies, wanking. Let's start with a classic: the five nuckle shuffle. Any others?


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
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User currently offlineCrjmech From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 260 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 907 times:

Shaking hands with the unemployed.


Thou shalt mind thine altitude,lest the ground reach up and smite thee.
User currently offlineFanoftristars From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1600 posts, RR: 5
Reply 2, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 891 times:

It will give you pimples and turn you into one of those homosexuals!  Smile


"FLY DELTA JETS"
User currently offlineMbmbos From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2597 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 881 times:

Choking the chicken

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Dating Rosey Palmer

Spanking the Monkey



User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined exactly 14 years ago today! , 6346 posts, RR: 52
Reply 4, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 875 times:

Polishing your dolphin

Bopping your baloney

Flog your log

Make your snake puke




An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineFanoftristars From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1600 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 864 times:

I can't remember which movie it's from, but:

Jerking the purple headed yougurt slinger.



"FLY DELTA JETS"
User currently offlineDerek H From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 856 times:

Isn't "Bopping your baloney" from a National Lampoons movie?!? I swear it is from the one where they go to Wally World, and they stop at Chevys (can't remeber his movie name) stop and his brothers and Rusty is in his cousins room, and he says "bopping your baloney"? i dont remember, but thought i owuld mention it.



User currently offlineTrvlr From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4430 posts, RR: 22
Reply 7, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 840 times:

I remember seeing a huge list of euphemisms for it a few months ago. The one I remember was "flogging the bishop."

Aaron G.


User currently offlineAlmbluzman From United States of America, joined Dec 1999, 182 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 831 times:

how about:

"rotating the vertical axis?"

almbluzman


User currently offline767ALLTHEWAY From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 659 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 828 times:

Polishing the Peuter
Doing Mrs. Palmer
Shaking hands with Benjamin Franklin
Playing with the one-eyed snake



"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear"
User currently offlineDeltaRNOmd-80 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 820 times:

plucking your twig and berries?

User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 823 times:

Where is N766AS and N312RC to tell us the respected "Republican" and "Democratic" version?

Cheers,

mb (*ha ha, what a funny topic..*)


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 811 times:

Shaking hands with the weasel

Cleaning the pipes

Knuckle Shuffle on the piss pump


User currently offline777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 7
Reply 13, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 803 times:

Pullin' the goalie,

Polishing the dolphin,

shining your stump




User currently offlineN766AS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 799 times:

>Where is N766AS and N312RC to tell us the respected "Republican" and "Democratic" version?

I didn't know there was a respected Republican or Democrat version, but I am sure if you got a hold of Bill Clinton you could learn all you wanted to know about the Democrat version...


User currently offlineUs330 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 3841 posts, RR: 14
Reply 15, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 793 times:

Waxing the brass


User currently offlineDoomfox From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 125 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 781 times:

Taking matters into your own hands.

User currently offlineSaloth Sar From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 379 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days ago) and read 769 times:

Pitching A Tent...

because I'm a guerilla. Big grin


User currently offlineAussiemite From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 766 times:

slapen the salami

Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29698 posts, RR: 59
Reply 19, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 767 times:

I don't think Bill does that himself, he like to pawn jobs off on other people...but whom Confused

he used to have interns for that.... Laugh out loud

I don't think Hillary does that either....She did miss that skin cancer on his back..... Yawn

Has anybody seen Buddy around lately.... Wow!




OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineMls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3076 posts, RR: 9
Reply 20, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 760 times:

Playing your Upright Organ.  Smile

User currently offlineCfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 756 times:

Wanking Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Worm.

User currently offlineCba From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 4530 posts, RR: 3
Reply 22, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 729 times:

Making mayonaisse.
Milking the snake.
Beating the meat.


User currently offlineUs330 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 3841 posts, RR: 14
Reply 23, posted (13 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 706 times:

Stroking the snake

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