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Worst Film/Movie You Have Ever Seen?  
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2853 times:

The Topic speaks for itself, what is the movie(s) you regretted the most seeing?

To be honest I can't think of any in particular at the moment, but I'll definetly get back to that. Meanwhile, what's your worst movie experience?

Thom@s


"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
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User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29795 posts, RR: 58
Reply 1, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1700 times:

A Boy and his Dog.....This was Don Johnson's first movie role.


OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineMinolta-maiden From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1690 times:

Well despite getting quite good reviews, and everyone else liking it I really didn't enjoy The Cell, with Jennifer Lopez - I think thatwas what it was called.

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 3, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1691 times:

After much careful thought....ok...maybe 10 seconds of thought, I arrived at the conclusion that the most hideous film I've seen was "American Pie". I can think of no movie before or since that has plummeted so such comedic lows. A movie that objectifies women as fresh bakery products? Someone in Hollywood made the statement that inserting your two fingers into a womans private parts is a feeling akin to warm apple pie-as this film asserts-and someone said "Great...let's make a movie revolving around that statement! If this doesn't prove conclusively that Hollywood is dead out of any original ideas, I don't know what does. I don't care what proof anyone can offer me, I'm convinced that this movie was made without a script. Taking into account the premise of this bomb, where would a script be needed? I'm sure that once filming commenced, the producers said "ah-just make it up as you go along". And the loose, disjointed lack of a story line shows. And what was that with the entire movie being hinged on one thirty second spot where a teenager "gets personal" with said bakery products? As vapid as this movie was, I was amazed that a cherry pie wasn't the key object. At least most people know the sexual connotation associated with cherries. I honestly don't know which was worse-seeing this abomination on the big screen or listening to the people in the (sold out) theater laughing hysterically. Nobody that thinks this movie is funny deserves to live. A quick trip into the afterlife for them would serve a dual purpose in the sense that 1. you are doing them a favor by putting them out of their mental misery, and 2. they would have absolutely nothing positive to contribute to society. All prints of this movie should be burned.
This is the kind of movie that after viewing, one wishes 1. How they managed to allow the theater to sodomize them to the tune of $8 to see it, and 2. Why didn't you spend the night doing something more productive-like sitting at home inserting your fingers into a blender?


User currently offlineCfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1681 times:

Who can beat Plan 9 from Outer Space!?!

Charles


User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24932 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1677 times:

Charlie's Angels = That was complete and utter crap.
PS, Matt D I know thats your opinionbut I think American Pie is great!!!



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User currently offlineMls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3076 posts, RR: 9
Reply 6, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1678 times:


Most Boring: Kes. Anyone else sleep through this movie?

Most Hated: American Pie. I'll agree with Matt D on this one. This movie was low.


User currently offlineTrvlr From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4430 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1671 times:

Wing Commander. I could barely sit through it. Unfortunately I was with a bunch of friends at the time so I couldn't walk out.

Aaron G.


User currently offlineBoeing747-400 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1668 times:

Top Gun- Where the hell are the airliners?!?!?!


LOL!


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 9, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1655 times:

Cfalk: "You're all stupid! Stupid, stupid stupid!"

As you can see, I LOVE Plan 9.

No, the worst movie ever made was probably "Pod People." Check it out on MST3K if you get the chance.

Worst mass release: The 5th Element. Yeech.



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineMls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3076 posts, RR: 9
Reply 10, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1645 times:

The 5th Element was ok. What are you talking about?

User currently offlinePty From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1644 times:

While deadheading back to base, Autumn In New York with Richard Gere and Winona Ryder flickered on the overhead video monitor. I was trapped. 30,000 feet up in the air with no place to go and the bathrooms stank, so I could not hide in there. People were laughing and wincing during scenes of this film that I'm sure the screen writer meant to be romantic or sad. This movie sucks beyond imagination! I've seen some "chick flicks" that I managed to get through unscathed, but this was the mother of them all. I thought of storming the cockpit so as to corkscrew the airplane into the ground! Such was the agony! I love Ryder, but this is the worse she has ever agreed to take on. Must have been the $$.

User currently offlineEricmetallica From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1644 times:

Charlies Angels and Missin to Mars (especialy the ending)

Eric


User currently offlineCrjmech From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 260 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1640 times:

Being a dyed-in-the-wool Trekkie, I would have to say Star Trek V: The Final Frontier sucked ass. If you've seen it, I think you will agree. If you haven't seen it, avoid it at all costs. It was written and directed by ol' Bill Shatner himself and well, he writes and directs pretty much like he acts- except worse.
My non-Trek pick is Battlefield Earth. I wish MST3K were still around so that they could lampoon this piece of trash. Only they could make this thing watchable.



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User currently offlineEricmetallica From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1641 times:

Charlies Angels and Mission to Mars (especialy the ending)

Eric


User currently offlineL-1011-500 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 368 posts, RR: 2
Reply 15, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days ago) and read 1638 times:

A while back, this horrible Brendan Fraser flick called "Airheads" came out. I hated it. Dumb and Dumber was OK....it grows on you.

L-1011-500


User currently offlineRyeFly From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 1396 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (13 years 7 months 6 days ago) and read 1634 times:

I love movies so I guess thats why I see well over 150 of them in the theater a year. I guess it doesn't hurt I live next door to a 15 screen theater. What I miss I catch on DVD eventually. After seeing so many movies, I still catch some terrible movies everyonce in a while. Here are some recent movies to avoid...

1. Battlefield Earth
2. Blair Witch 2
3. Wing Commander
4. Magnolia
5. Ready To Rumble
6. Lost in Space
7. The Big Kahuna
8. Here on Earth
9. Hanging Up
10.Unbreakable

The most over-rated movie of all time? Pulp Fiction.


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 17, posted (13 years 7 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1626 times:

I TOTALLY AGREE ON THE PULP FICTION THING.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineKubla From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 99 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (13 years 7 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1621 times:

These are the worst movies I have seen. Not that I haven't seen some of the undoubtedly horrible movies on other people's lists

1) Natural Born Killers
2) Cobra
3) Godzilla 1985
4) Highlander II
5) Red Dawn


User currently offlineTimbo From Germany, joined Jan 2012, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (13 years 7 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1620 times:

I totally agree with Aaron!! Wing Commander blew chunks! The space ships were using sonar and firing torpedoes at eachother!!!

User currently offlineJohnboy From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 2589 posts, RR: 7
Reply 20, posted (13 years 7 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1596 times:

"The Blue Lagoon" with Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins (who?). Most memorable moment: Brooke gets her first "period." No cotton fields here honey, better make due with the banana leaves! Survivor, it ain't.

"Glen or Glenda" by the immortal Ed Woods (also director of "Plan 9 from Outer Space"). I feel as though I should love this one. But then again, I paid for the DVD. Yes, there were some camp moments (who wouldn't tingle at that electric moment when Delores grudgingly hands her angora sweater to Ed?), but for the most part it was excruciatingly painful. There's nothing worse that a whiny transvestite out to prove a point. With five o' clock shadow, no less. On his back.


"As Good as it Gets". Helen Hunt (!) "wanting" Jack Nicholson? Greg Kinnear as a mincing, prancing, lisping queen? How many stereotypes can a character have? Even Richard Simmons is a butch leather stud compared to him. Skeet Ulrich should have finished him off. And the little dog too!




User currently offlineSashA From Russia, joined May 1999, 861 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (13 years 7 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1582 times:

This year's worst movie so far in UK, which was hyped so much - Unbreakable! Crap, slowly developing crap... don't see it, it's not The Sixth Sense.


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User currently offlineAlle From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (13 years 7 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1575 times:

Charlie's Angels!!!!

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Helsinki, Finland
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User currently offlineSoku39 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 1797 posts, RR: 9
Reply 23, posted (13 years 7 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1569 times:

watch mystery science theatre 3000 on the sci-fi channel to see really bad movies while the lil' character dudes make fun of them !


The Ohio Player
User currently offlineKLMBlue From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 267 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (13 years 7 months 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 1568 times:

The worst I have ever seen are the following:
1. Little Nicky, Mind Numbing
2. The Crew, Mob Comedy w/o the comedy
There are probably more, but I can't think of them.
KLM


25 KROC : I think Pulp Fiction is the worst film I have seen. Mission Impossible is right there as well.
26 Post contains images Tbar220 : Congo had to be the worst movie I've ever seen. I read the book by Michael Chricton (spelling?) and I loved it! And then I went to see the movie and I
27 Trvlr : Yes I agree Starship Troopers sucked big time. Others I hated were Hanging Up and Lost in Space. Michael Crichton (just switch the 'h') books are amon
28 747-451 : Titanic (what's next? a disco version of the Holocaust?) Legends of the Fall (all about the natural wonders of brad pitt's hair) Prince of Tides ( I k
29 AS737900 : All the Star Trek movies (just not my thing, I think they bore me out of my mind). But the worst movie of all, and only god knows how all the producer
30 KonaB777 : Good god man, American Pie was awesome!!! My favorite movie, along with Road Trip (Uncensored version). Anyone who has seen the uncensored version wil
31 Thom@s : I've probably seen worse, but Cable Guy sucked. Thank God it didn't ruin Jim Carreys career. I'll think of some more.. Thom@s
32 Stratifier : Supernova. What a Bull of a movie! Wouldn't you like to get impregnated shooting through outer space...
33 DeltaRNOmd-80 : I thought that Cable Guy was hilarious and should have gotten more praise, just because it was a dark comedy doesnt mean it wasnt funny. But this is c
34 Post contains images Johnboy : I just went to see "O Brother Where Art Thou?" over the weekend, and several people walked out of the theatre. I enjoyed it, so perhaps when it flashe
35 Jan Mogren : I guess none of you saw "Fire and Ice" ? Lucky you... /JM
36 Post contains images Brissie_lions : Independence Day, Armageddon, and all of these other movies about "America saving the world"...what a load of trollop. American Pie is a great movie;
37 Thom@s : I agree with you on that one Brissie. Besides, how many times has Bruce Willis saved the earth? Thom@s
38 Post contains images Mls515 : But who'd believe it if it was Australia saving the world?
39 Thom@s : Good point Mls515. But perhaps better co-operation with Russia and UK would make it more realistic. (If that is possible.) Oh yeah, Air Force One wasn
40 Mls515 : I think in Armageddon they did cooperate with the Russians, being that the US and Russia are the biggest space powers. Independence Day had other coun
41 Post contains images Kevin : The worst recent big - screen movie is "Sixth Sense". The best ones I've seen so far are : Pulp Fiction and The Snatch, this movie kicks ass!!!
42 OO-VEG : The sixth sense??? Ah yee that was reallly a great movie, I liked it a lot. Well maybe one of the worse movies I saw was MI 2, oh my it was just such
43 Thom@s : Oh yeh, those Police accadamy were great... When I was 8. Thom@s
44 CactusA319 : What the hell is wrong with Pulp Fiction? That's a great movie...You probably didn't get it. American Pie was cool. Yeah, it was pretty low at times
45 An-225 : The worst ones are - MOD Squad, Eyes wide shut, all parts of Rockie, (yes, that movie does suck), Airforce One (that was pathetic). The best one hands
46 Redraider : Hurly Burly - That movie is one big drug binge for 3.5 hours Groundhog Day - I fell asleep in the theater, at home watching it on the VCR, and in an a
47 Thom@s : Say, I saw American History X for the very first time today. I don't understand why I haven't seen earlier. Despite some "Hollywood trademarks" it was
48 Post contains images TWAneedsNOhelp : haha, great thread... Dude, American Pie rocked! One of my fav. movies of all time. Yeah it was low, but it was brilliant! And Matt, it doesn't object
49 Lax2000 : Titanic
50 Post contains images A380 : Blair Witch I - total overhype
51 USAFHummer : Well, Vertical Limit was VERY Hollywood, and unrealistic (I am a realism freak), but very intense...at least they had some famous climbers in cameos..
52 Trvlr : Armageddon, too, was very bad as well. Although it is Hollywood, this movie was way too illogical for me.. Aaron G.
53 VirginA340 : Worst MI2 especially the 747 crash that Hollywood had on. The X-files movie Speed 2 and Waterworld as well as the Postman. My favs were the Matrix, Si
54 SophieMaltese : One that comes right to mind (since this is an aviation website) had to do with a plane that crashed into the ocean. I can't remember the name of it t
55 Thom@s : Say VirginA340, I'm thinking of buying MI2 soon. You mean it's a waste of money? Anyone else seen it? Thom@s
56 AerLingus : Star Trek V. Oh sh-- that film was one of the worst I have ever seen in my life!
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