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What Do You Say When You Order Your Martini?  
User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7443 posts, RR: 62
Posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2401 times:
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I know some people that actually try that James Bonds line all the time.

I just say "Blue Sapphire Martini straight please."


What do y'all say when you ask for a martini?


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User currently offlineIlyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 12
Reply 1, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2395 times:

"Cosmopolitain, please."

"I'll have a Coco Chanel, with raspberry Stoli."

Those are my two standards.  Big grin


User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2373 times:

mx5_boy: "Jug of Mai Tai please.."

bartender: "How many glasses sir.."

mx5_boy: "Just the jug - it's for me only.."

mb  Big grin


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 3, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2354 times:

Jug of Mai Tai...if you do it the way the bartender at the Royal Mirage Hotel in Dubai does you're dead before the jug is empty Big grin Big grin Big grin

I never order Martini outside the house except at the Paris Bar in Berlin, and there the bartender knows me well enough to do it right.



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineClipperhawaii From United States of America, joined Dec 1999, 2033 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 2346 times:

Grey Goose martini up extremely well chilled with three olives.

Yes, it's French vodka and I am not boycotting anything!

Hmmmmf so there!

Clipper Hawaii



"You Can't Beat The Experience"
User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 2347 times:

Chopin Martini extra dirty, wait, make it filthy, yes, I'll have it filthy.

UAL747


User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2340 times:

"Bartender, give me a bottle of Martini."

I seriously did this once at a club here in Austria. The only thing which I regret about buying it was the club that I bought it at. ONYX bar in Vienna! It cost me 75 f*cking Euros. And I didn't get very drunk from it either!  Pissed

I shared it together with my gf. Now after that night, I almost vomit everytime that I taste Matini.


User currently offlineGlenn From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2336 times:

We order mens drinks in Australia. So don't know about Martinis. I guess if they put it in a bottle instead of a dainty glass we'd appreciate it more

 Wink/being sarcastic

But I think the term we would use if it was in Australian language would be

"Get me a Martini, Bitch"

 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24904 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2334 times:

Hvae to say, I agree with Glenn. In Scotland Martini is looked upon as a womans drink.  Big grin Give me a good bottle of Scotch Whiskey anyday  Big grin


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 9, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2330 times:

Ghive meee ah drink orr al slap yer silley all of yer...

Thom@s



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User currently offlineGlenn From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2324 times:

You need to be drunk to order a Martini, sheesh, must be bad then  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2325 times:

Glenn,

Ugh! How civilised is CBR these days?

Where I work down at the Quay there is a multitude of harbourside bars that charge upward of $8.00 AUD a beer and some of them $18.00 a cocktail.

I *don't* drink at the wanker bars unless a broker is paying. lol

I go to the pub at the bottom of my building (which is shunned by everyone else in the office) and knock back a couple of schooeys of New or Reschs for $3.50 a pop, which is good value for the CBD.

Besides which, my sisters hubby is the head of all the bars down at Darling Harbour - so I rock up and run a tab that is never charged. Great for having a few cocktails in the sun on the weekend.!! LOL

mb


User currently offlineGlenn From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2321 times:

huh, I never said we drink Martinis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

So next time I am up in Sydney, you're showing me around right  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2320 times:

Glenn,

*yay*

Absolutely, your talking to the dude that has the balls to do the tours with his friends from overseas and carries *miniatures* to tide him over between bars.

lol

(Bronny might not be happy though, if I have to drive I'd have to stick her on the ski racks or in the boot. lol)

mb


User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 52
Reply 14, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2309 times:

Sapphire martini up, with olives


An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2302 times:

Sapphire, dirty and wet...
I love Vodka martini's as well...


User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 52
Reply 16, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2297 times:

I like dirty and wet too, but there must be olives.


An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7443 posts, RR: 62
Reply 17, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2285 times:
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Clipper, cheers to you for having a sensible mind! Good to know that you don't write off an entire nation of people based on one leader's call. I respect that.

Besides, Grey Goose is good stuff  Big thumbs up

I order "tangueray 10 chilled n straight, drop vermouth."

We order mens drinks in Australia. Still having sexuality/confidence issues??  Insane
But I think the term we would use if it was in Australian language....huh?? last time I was in Sydney, they spoke english, m8! Wink/being sarcastic



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User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2280 times:

Shaken, not stirred. LMAO

User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2271 times:

TWFirst.....we are STILL talking about martini's right?
Otherwise I fear some therapy may be necessary (umm..that would be for YOU!)


User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 52
Reply 20, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2265 times:

Just like a lawyer... your mind is always in the gutter. I'm talking about imbibing in a simple cocktail, and you're reading innuendo and euphemisms into my post...

sounds to me like someone's working too much and needs to get some  Big grin.

(all this talk about martinis is making me want one... wish it wasn't the middle of the day)



An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 53
Reply 21, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2253 times:

Damnit Roley you beat me to it...

Greg



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User currently offlineGlenn From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2242 times:

Don't let the middle of the day stop you.

Mirrodie, is questioning my sexuality another guise to get you and ADG to hitch up  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2241 times:

Recently at the Hotel Sofitel…

I notice a guy sitting near me with a bowl shaped, (mushroom fungus shaped) type haircut. We strike up a conversation about business travel. We both decide on a martini.

JR to Bartender: I’d like a Martini, dirty, please. And one for him.

Bartender: Coming right up, sir.

We decide on two more rounds.

Bartender: Why do you keep buying this guy martinis?

JR: Because he is a fun guy.


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