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Going To An All U Can Eat - How Can I Cheat  
User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Posted (12 years 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1409 times:

I'm going to an all-you-can-eat restaurant today, and I'd like some tips on getting a ton of food out of the place without anybody noticing  Laugh out loud anybody done this before ?

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User currently offlineGlenn From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (12 years 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1390 times:

I have seen poeple stuff Prawns (shrimp to our nortthern neighbours) in a bag. They got caught however  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (12 years 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1378 times:

What all you can eat place are you chowing down at?


How revolting.



User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 3 weeks ago) and read 1370 times:

Large Handbag, big plastic bag....

My sister in law does it all the time...


User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7839 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (12 years 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1342 times:

We used to wrap egg rolls in a napkin and sneak it out in my mom's purse... it was a nice little treat for the dog.

Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offline707cmf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 28
Reply 5, posted (12 years 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1333 times:

A friend of mine used to put a salad leaf in his wallet (for his rabbit) whenever he went to Allyoucaneat restaurant.

I recently saved his wallet by showing him how to put the salad into a napkin..

User currently offlineLapper From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 1590 posts, RR: 7
Reply 6, posted (12 years 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1323 times:

Don't try and sneak out with a tomato in your back pocket. Not only will you look like you have a boil on your arse, it'll be messy when you sit down.

User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 7, posted (12 years 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1322 times:

UTA, please be careful, because even though it seems benign, this is theft. If caught, you'll likely only be charged for a second 'All You Can Eat' bill, but if they want to, they can have you arrested.

"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (12 years 2 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1313 times:

If your goal is to eat as much as possible, not necessarily to sneak any food out of the joint, there's always the bulimia trick  Smokin cool

Actually, the best strategy for dealing with All You Can Eat places is not to go at all. Food quality is generally low and one is likely to overeat nonetheless.

"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineLparky From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 167 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (12 years 2 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1302 times:

wear plastic pants...

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