ADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (12 years 4 months 4 weeks ago) and read 995 times:
Hmmm.. this one is a true story.....
Mother in law, mother and daughter(15yrs) sit down to a seafood meal. Mother looks at daughters plate and says "daughter has crabs", to which mother in law responds "divorced father in law gave me crabs once (and we're not talking seafood here).
AC320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (12 years 4 months 4 weeks ago) and read 968 times:
On my "first date" just a few weeks ago while taking the lovely lady to dinner, I became suddenly ill with a stomach virus that was making the rounds of Ft. Lauderdale, and spent the entire meal evacuating my stomach's contents in the bathroom. Not quite as, um, interesting as that tale but it was indeed a conversation killer.
GDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 13457 posts, RR: 77
Reply 6, posted (12 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 935 times:
Anyone seen the camply outrageous UK 'chat show' hosted by Graham Norton?
He starts with getting audience members to reveal sordid or disgusting secrets.
One guy had given his Mother crabs!
(He had them, rubbed his privates with a bathtowel, neglected to wash or burn it, Mother came along and used it).
AA61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 55
Reply 7, posted (12 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 920 times:
I farted sometimes at the table, and my mom would say "what the hell is wrong with you?" And I would show my mom my food, and she would say "you act like an animal"
I know real mature, but I always give my mom a hard time.
RoyalDutch From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 917 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (12 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 902 times:
We were all sitting in the cafeteria trying to choke down the food, and one guy starts telling stories about his summer job castrating sheep...tearing their genitalia off with pliers and such...that sure made me give up on the food altogether...
ADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 890 times:
At work we take turns in going and buying donuts, the other day (it was the "girls" turn) and I was supposed to drive the preggers girlie to the shops. Unfortunately it was the same day I discovered that the kids hadn't bothered removing 2 kilos of raw chicken thighs from the boot 2 days before that.
Tbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 24
Reply 13, posted (12 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 877 times:
My parents had some guests over for dinner one night. My dad was being a clown, and pretended to be serving the food like he was in the army, taking a spoonful of mashed potatoes, and slopping it down on the plate real fast. Well he goes around to this other guy's plate, scoops up some mashed potatoes, slops it down....and completely missed the plate!! The guy now had mashed potatoes in his lap!
Now these two were good friends, so they were laughing it up, but my mom certainly wasn't happy about that